Iain Simpson
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Iain Simpson
@iainsimpson.bsky.social
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I seem to remember Malcolm Tucker doing it in that documentary, what was it called?
Wild guess, spam the field with paper candidates so that the normies who didn't really follow these things will be confused about who to vote for, split the normie vote, increase the chances of the Restore Trust types winning.
Not taking advice from that bloke would also be a reasonable start.
Sounds like he thinks liking pub quizzes is an important British Value. To which I say, yes, that's correct.
Macbeth, though Scottish kings don't count, apparently.
"Accessed state support"? So anyone who has seen their GP, anyone who sends their children to school, or anyone who has the temerity to retire and claim their state pension then?
His target market is basically ageing football hooligans who are now EDL types, so "nothing wrong with a bit of argey bargey on the terraces" does make a certain amount of sense from a marketing perspective.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince, surely?
And whitens her skin like that nice Michael Jackson?
Apparently they can contain fragrances and glues of animal origin (I had to look it up as well). Though slapping the word "vegan" on random things can also just be a good way to sell then for twice the normal price
It does seem to be a thing that dickheads are getting worked up about.
If we send young people to study at European universities they might end up thinking that Europe is good, and that would be bad.

(Am I doing this right?)
Cameron is too high. Led his party so well he had to call an unnecessary referendum to appease the headbangers, and ended up taking us out of the EU by mistake. A massive failure, even on his own terms.
All while abolishing stamp duty!
They should absolutely give it to Obama again, just for lulz.
Basically the most likely outcome of the collapse of the Tory party is the conservative/right coalescing around Farage while the liberal/left remains fragmented. Not Ed Davey displacing both Farage and Badenoch to become a Major/Cameron-like PM in waiting, comforting(ish) a thought as that might be.
A significant part of that was due to Tory voters going to Reform or staying home, and tactical voting by Labour types. Plus Tory voters who want low taxes and high house prices but were disgusted by Brexit and Rwanda are now a depleted well. Not many Rory Stewarts left for the Lib Dems to pick up.
If the Lib Dems are in a position to replace the Tory party and scoop up the voters that they are losing, there is little evidence of it in the polls so far. And given where their activist and current voter base is, I don't think a center right niche is actually an easy one for them to move into.
That's why all those long haired dope smoking hippies were so keen to join the army.
Sounded better in the original German.