❝Uh, exCUSE you? What did I ever do to you? Y'know, besides try and kill you.❞

Ninety-five degrees, not a cloud in the sky and a free afternoon.

Are we driving around, music blaring and tops down? Hell yeah we are!

❝Chaotic Evil is watching the housekeeper water a plant on Blake's desk for nearly half a year, seeing her so proud of the colour it was staying and then her finding out it's plastic. She knows I've watched her watering it, Blake's watched her, and neither of us said a word.❞

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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘗𝘈𝘐𝘋. ``

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As ᴛʜᴇ Eɴғᴏʀᴄᴇʀ
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• #Borderlands ; #BorderlandsRP ;
#BLRP ; #MVRP

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❝𝑂𝘩 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢? 𝑰'𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓~.❞

꧁ Megumi Bakufu
⠀⠀꧁ MV OC RP
⠀⠀ ꧁ Femme fatale
⠀⠀ ꧁ 💋
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#Borderlands ; #BorderlandsRP ; #BLRP
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—— ; @phaseshift.bsky.social

——think I could empty this bad boy into your freakin' skull before you've blasted through a state-of-the-art shield and a few dozen digi-clones, huh? Wh-what are we talking, like, two seconds? Three? If you're feeling generous, let's say four?❞

This time, with a swift touch of his fingertip on the biometric lock, Handsome drew Phat Zeus from his holster. He jacked —— ha! 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 —— the slide of the reinforced solid gold Hyperion Desert Eagle, and cocked an eyebrow. ❝Oh you think, huh? Wanna put that to the test there? How quick do you——

Today's a day to order the phattest, hottest latte and then throw it at the barista's dumb face because they forgot to add the vanilla he never even said he wanted.

❝I don't think of it as wasting ammo. If anything, filling you full of lead is doing God's work. Or, y'know, would be, if I believed in that shit. Point still stands.❞

Would add "needing money" but he neither needs money nor is that a mood that's ever interchangeable to vary.

His five moods come in needing coffee, needing a nap, needing drugs, needing sex or needing an airlock.

Whore.
Who're.

Grammar matters, kids.

Got something against ass there, bud? 'Kay. Doesn't like ass. Small dick energy.

❝And you'll be enjoying the title of Galaxy's Deadest Sexist Hitman in about three seconds!❞

❝Yourself is still an option. Literally. Open invitation.❞

"Oh, I made my money doin' dirty work for every rich arsehole this end of the galaxy."

🔫Zane Flynt, The Operative
🔫#NSFW / Potential for Lewd on TL
🔫Handsome, Gorgeous, Self Assured Bastard
🔫#MVRP Friendly!

"Figured it was safer to quit before one of 'em decided to pay me with a bullet."

❝Yourself.❞

He has two states:

1. Suave, charismatic, boyfriend-material hero who'd save your grandma from a burning house.

2. Feral psychotic manchild who haunts the stars in an egotistically H-shaped space-station and eats bandit bullets like they're corn on the cob.

❝I reaaaally don't care if you don't like me, I'm literally the sexiest thing alive.❞

——you think you've got a shot, take it. 𝘐 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.❞