Huntley Woods
@huntleywoods.bsky.social
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You miss 100% of the loads you don’t take.
Submissible in court & breedable
Finding the trash can in rich people’s kitchen is always particularly difficult.
Welcome to America, here are our most fuckable assassins.
I just love taking a bath in Epstein salt.
Every gay man with Grindr knows what “meth lighting” is.
You ever look at someone and you’re like, “I just know you’re gonna spill my drink”
Gay men are like sharks. If we stop moving we’ll die.
No matter how old I get I’m always shocked to find out any of my gay friends have adult jobs.
How sad that Florida thinks chalk is more dangerous than guns. 🌈#Pulse
I feel like straight people turn 30 and then have to decide which brand of insulated cup will become their entire personality.
I’m so tired of every website asking my cookie preference, for the last time: CHOCOLATE CHIP!
I feel bad for people that get haunted by ghosts of gen z kids. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to “I CAN’T FIND MY VAPE!”
Most of my friends are only on Sniffies because they have maps autism.
Such a nice day to go outside and stare at my phone.
Can you watch porn on those Refrigerator TVs?
No wayyyyy! Honestly I would love to go back to making some cartoon shorts. I was just so bored it freshman year and all I did was watch LOTR so started playing around in PS and windows movie maker but had no idea what I was doing. Would be fun to see what I could do now with today’s technology.
You know, I actually had a notebook in college full of stuff I wrote to make a sequel that I never got around to 😭. I made the first my freshman year of college when I was bored and then I transferred schools and it kept getting put on the back burner.
Labubu’s are just unholy crossbreeds between Funko Pop and Precious Moments.
He died doing what he loved, drowning.
The Secretary of Defense sending war plans:
Saw a guy do a bump at Runyon today. Nature is healing.
Cause honey if you’re not watching Untucked, you’re only getting HALF the whole-body deodorant commercials.