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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · Feb 4

My condolences to the 2026 and 2028 Democratic nominees for being under investigation for unamerican activities, tax evasion and pedophilia. #futurehistory

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 11h

President Peace Prize still executing people in the Gulf of Vanity.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 15h

Maybe holding the entire economy back for some low value ag products wasn't a stroke of genius. #agsky

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 15h

If the media house you bought to spew bullshit and lies doesn't have any reach, what is it worth?

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 17h

President Epstein worried about his image again.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 17h

This is the goal of all media capture. Fill the zone with bullshit or noise. Steal everything.

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 2d

Fitting, if trump could have kept it to 19 year olds he wouldn't be in the Epstein files.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 2d

Meritocracy of mediocracy. These idiots couldn't run a lemonade stand without billions of stolen wealth.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 2d

Murder is so hilarious.

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 3d

According to the victim's attorney, the body camera captured the officer saying, “Do something, bitch,” before leaping out of the car and shooting her multiple times. Another officer asked, “Hey, what happened?” The first pointed to his camera, “Hey, don’t speak. You’re good”
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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 2d

It's like they are the shittiest/rejected/failed cops.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

+/- 20 years.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

The media reporting what people paying attention already knew. Miller is running the show.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Bailing out foreign countries, giving them air bases, protecting Pedos, using the government as his personal slush fund while being a geriatric clown. It sure looks like a trump operation which could collapse at any moment.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

She was coming right at them. Everyone saw it.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

If you can't beat them, make everyone laugh at them.

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Yep, blame the women. Lol. Classic.

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Is there a Nobel prize for being in the Epstein files?

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

President Deals is melting down for not getting the participation trophy he demanded. Time to cause more chaos. #econsky

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Didn't win the peace prize for attacking civilians, time to blow up world trade again. #trumprecession #econsky

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Rubio dead.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Never trust a trump rally.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Was doing it already anyway. What a brilliant negotiator.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 6d

Took a pic of a swarm of mushrooms and now google wants me to tag the person in the photo. #intrusivethoughts

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 6d

Well, thanks, asshole.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 6d

Those poor soybean farmers who are getting prices down ~0% from last year and endless puff pieces in every newspaper about how much they need help. #agsky

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 6d

They have and do.