The Kingfish
@hueythekingfish.bsky.social
By day, trader of corporate bonds.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
In my next life I want to be so cute that when I poop on the kitchen floor, people still pet me and call me sweetie.
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In my next life I want to be so cute that when I poop on the kitchen floor, people still pet me and call me sweetie.
The Texas alphabet
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Texas alphabet
View blocked by cowboy hat.
Most Texas thing ever
Most Texas thing ever
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
View blocked by cowboy hat.
Most Texas thing ever
Most Texas thing ever
Just left the JFK museum in Dealey Plaza and came here.
Name is great but even without that, it’s a FANTASTIC dive bar
Name is great but even without that, it’s a FANTASTIC dive bar
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just left the JFK museum in Dealey Plaza and came here.
Name is great but even without that, it’s a FANTASTIC dive bar
Name is great but even without that, it’s a FANTASTIC dive bar
I’m picking Thursday 9pm EST in the “when does war on Venezuela begin” pool.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m picking Thursday 9pm EST in the “when does war on Venezuela begin” pool.
Every day, without fail, Trump does or says something shocking.
But it's never surprising.
That's who he is.
And if you support him, that's who YOU are too.
But it's never surprising.
That's who he is.
And if you support him, that's who YOU are too.
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Every day, without fail, Trump does or says something shocking.
But it's never surprising.
That's who he is.
And if you support him, that's who YOU are too.
But it's never surprising.
That's who he is.
And if you support him, that's who YOU are too.
Let us pause for a prayer to the holy union of salt, pork, and smoke.
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let us pause for a prayer to the holy union of salt, pork, and smoke.
Bocce court in autumn
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bocce court in autumn
Four of my top five Spotify songs this year were released in past 4 years.
Yet Spotify says my listening age is 71
Yet Spotify says my listening age is 71
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Four of my top five Spotify songs this year were released in past 4 years.
Yet Spotify says my listening age is 71
Yet Spotify says my listening age is 71
To my palate, rye is for cocktails and bourbon is for sipping neat, but I make a sipping exception for this rye:
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
To my palate, rye is for cocktails and bourbon is for sipping neat, but I make a sipping exception for this rye:
First of four pork bellies for this year’s annual holiday bacon for friends and neighbors. Hand cured, driveway smoked.
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
First of four pork bellies for this year’s annual holiday bacon for friends and neighbors. Hand cured, driveway smoked.
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
Me and my 8 siblings, August 1974, Pineville, LA
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me and my 8 siblings, August 1974, Pineville, LA
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
Chain pharmacies are like airlines. They are not same or uniform but all of them deliver terrible service in their own way.
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Chain pharmacies are like airlines. They are not same or uniform but all of them deliver terrible service in their own way.
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
What the hell does this mean?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What the hell does this mean?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
Friendsgiving table set
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Friendsgiving table set
I like nouveau, screw the snobs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I like nouveau, screw the snobs.
If you ever think your job is pointless, remember there are guys in Germany putting turn signals on BMW’s
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If you ever think your job is pointless, remember there are guys in Germany putting turn signals on BMW’s
1/4 of the largest navy on earth is now off the coast of Venezuela
See also: dog, wag
See also: dog, wag
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
1/4 of the largest navy on earth is now off the coast of Venezuela
See also: dog, wag
See also: dog, wag
I have tremendous respect for Donald Trump Jr.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have tremendous respect for Donald Trump Jr.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
McDonald’s French fries are stupendously overrated.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
McDonald’s French fries are stupendously overrated.
Canada’s anthem is truly classy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Canada’s anthem is truly classy.
Even when you mute the TV, Jim Cramer’s voice is still nails/chalkboard
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Even when you mute the TV, Jim Cramer’s voice is still nails/chalkboard