Harvey
@hsandstrom.bsky.social
Ancient millennial. Negative emotions are emitted from this aperture when guards are removed and interlocks defeated. Avoid direct or reflected exposure. Do not stare into abyss with remaining eye.
Tragically, my prolonged and comprehensive disinterest in football has done little to dissuade it from continuing to exist.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Tragically, my prolonged and comprehensive disinterest in football has done little to dissuade it from continuing to exist.
Seems like this one is still relevant ans probably will be for several more years.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seems like this one is still relevant ans probably will be for several more years.
Me: Jump backward to this time.
YouTube on Roku: Okay I will jum—
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Me: 😐
YouTube:
Me: 😡
Me: Jump back one more second.
YouTube: Oh yeah no problem. Here we go.
Me: 🤦
YouTube on Roku: Okay I will jum—
⏳
Me: 😐
YouTube:
Me: 😡
Me: Jump back one more second.
YouTube: Oh yeah no problem. Here we go.
Me: 🤦
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me: Jump backward to this time.
YouTube on Roku: Okay I will jum—
⏳
Me: 😐
YouTube:
Me: 😡
Me: Jump back one more second.
YouTube: Oh yeah no problem. Here we go.
Me: 🤦
YouTube on Roku: Okay I will jum—
⏳
Me: 😐
YouTube:
Me: 😡
Me: Jump back one more second.
YouTube: Oh yeah no problem. Here we go.
Me: 🤦
James Watson, of Watson and Crick fame, has died. For the record, Rosalind Franklin died in 1958 of a condition doctors call "actually doing all the work."
Just kidding, it was cancer. Possibly caused by actually doing all the work.
Just kidding, it was cancer. Possibly caused by actually doing all the work.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
James Watson, of Watson and Crick fame, has died. For the record, Rosalind Franklin died in 1958 of a condition doctors call "actually doing all the work."
Just kidding, it was cancer. Possibly caused by actually doing all the work.
Just kidding, it was cancer. Possibly caused by actually doing all the work.
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A wise man once said: Once worn a jockstrap cannot be folded.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A wise man once said: Once worn a jockstrap cannot be folded.
Be the mediocrity you want to see in the world.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Be the mediocrity you want to see in the world.
Did they ever fix the Windows 11 task manager failing to terminate after being closed?
In fairness this is an easy mistake to make.
In unfairness the Windows Task Manager was first released in 1996 and Microsoft has TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND EMPLOYEES NOT ONE OF WHICH CAUGHT THIS.
In fairness this is an easy mistake to make.
In unfairness the Windows Task Manager was first released in 1996 and Microsoft has TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND EMPLOYEES NOT ONE OF WHICH CAUGHT THIS.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Did they ever fix the Windows 11 task manager failing to terminate after being closed?
In fairness this is an easy mistake to make.
In unfairness the Windows Task Manager was first released in 1996 and Microsoft has TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND EMPLOYEES NOT ONE OF WHICH CAUGHT THIS.
In fairness this is an easy mistake to make.
In unfairness the Windows Task Manager was first released in 1996 and Microsoft has TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND EMPLOYEES NOT ONE OF WHICH CAUGHT THIS.
The Intel® driver support assistant informs me that my Intel® NUC® is compatible with an Intel® Arc™ dedicated graphics card...
It doesn't have any PCIe slots you dumb shit!
You should know that because it's literally your product and you have full DMI data access. This *is* the dumbest timeline.
It doesn't have any PCIe slots you dumb shit!
You should know that because it's literally your product and you have full DMI data access. This *is* the dumbest timeline.
a man wearing headphones looks at a blue box that says monopoly on it
Alt: The scene from Idiocracy where an adult is badly failing a basic intelligence test made for children.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Intel® driver support assistant informs me that my Intel® NUC® is compatible with an Intel® Arc™ dedicated graphics card...
It doesn't have any PCIe slots you dumb shit!
You should know that because it's literally your product and you have full DMI data access. This *is* the dumbest timeline.
It doesn't have any PCIe slots you dumb shit!
You should know that because it's literally your product and you have full DMI data access. This *is* the dumbest timeline.
If you actually "like" a video on YouTube it is not sufficient to hit "Like". As PBS Spacetime has determined, it is necessary to also leave a comment. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the fact you took the time to actually type something means a lot more.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you actually "like" a video on YouTube it is not sufficient to hit "Like". As PBS Spacetime has determined, it is necessary to also leave a comment. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the fact you took the time to actually type something means a lot more.
I used to like a YouTube channel called Kurzgesagt, but they just put out a video with such an egregiously clickbaity title that I unsubscribed and will not dignify it by linking to it.
Remember: If you dislike something DO NOT hit dislike, that only makes the algorithm think it's "controversial".
Remember: If you dislike something DO NOT hit dislike, that only makes the algorithm think it's "controversial".
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I used to like a YouTube channel called Kurzgesagt, but they just put out a video with such an egregiously clickbaity title that I unsubscribed and will not dignify it by linking to it.
Remember: If you dislike something DO NOT hit dislike, that only makes the algorithm think it's "controversial".
Remember: If you dislike something DO NOT hit dislike, that only makes the algorithm think it's "controversial".
•• vague sorrows not otherwise specified ••
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
•• vague sorrows not otherwise specified ••
Uh, I found yet another reason to love James Hong: He was an engineer. (A civil engineer but that's okay, nobody's perfect.) He worked for Los Angeles County as a road engineer while moonlighting as an actor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_H...
James Hong - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Uh, I found yet another reason to love James Hong: He was an engineer. (A civil engineer but that's okay, nobody's perfect.) He worked for Los Angeles County as a road engineer while moonlighting as an actor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_H...
Geordi: We've got to eject the core!
Data: Plot tension reduction system is offline.
Picard: All hands, prepare for story climax!
Computer: Plot tensioners are critical. Denouement is imminent.
Data: Plot tension reduction system is offline.
Picard: All hands, prepare for story climax!
Computer: Plot tensioners are critical. Denouement is imminent.
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Geordi: We've got to eject the core!
Data: Plot tension reduction system is offline.
Picard: All hands, prepare for story climax!
Computer: Plot tensioners are critical. Denouement is imminent.
Data: Plot tension reduction system is offline.
Picard: All hands, prepare for story climax!
Computer: Plot tensioners are critical. Denouement is imminent.
Character vignette: Kazon, doesn't matter which one, latex forehead bad hair lazy Klingon knockoff. Something about replicators. End of vignette.
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Character vignette: Kazon, doesn't matter which one, latex forehead bad hair lazy Klingon knockoff. Something about replicators. End of vignette.
The one where janeway and paris turn into newts was the worst voyager episode. Id even be willing to accept a shitty Kazon episode over that one.
Which shitty Kazon episode? It doesn't matter because they're all forgettably interchangeable.
Which shitty Kazon episode? It doesn't matter because they're all forgettably interchangeable.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The one where janeway and paris turn into newts was the worst voyager episode. Id even be willing to accept a shitty Kazon episode over that one.
Which shitty Kazon episode? It doesn't matter because they're all forgettably interchangeable.
Which shitty Kazon episode? It doesn't matter because they're all forgettably interchangeable.
The clown, the personification of fear, was played by prolific comedian Michael McKean. Wikipedia doesn't seem to say people were impressed by this episode — but I think people are dumb so I guess that checks out. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tha...
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The clown, the personification of fear, was played by prolific comedian Michael McKean. Wikipedia doesn't seem to say people were impressed by this episode — but I think people are dumb so I guess that checks out. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tha...
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I believe in biparisianship.
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I believe in biparisianship.
Heavens, I haven't made anything stand upright in the sheets in a very long time. 💅
![Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pic 1: Crusher stands alone in a large storage room filled with many plastic bagged dead bodies laying on tables. Pic 2: Close up on Crusher looking serious, closed caption reads: [SHEET RUSTLES]
Pic 3: Camera shot further out, showing three of the bagged bodies now sitting straight up behind Beverly.
Picture 4: View panned out even further to show the larger room and all bodies previously laying flat are now sitting straight up.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreib7ce5swsmdvht36taguqxo7byvcrld3hfmidty2u3ay6npidvloe@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Heavens, I haven't made anything stand upright in the sheets in a very long time. 💅
One of my fave episodes, but in my defense, I have terrible taste.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One of my fave episodes, but in my defense, I have terrible taste.
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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cher fryers: thread
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
cher fryers: thread
I don't even know what the word for this election year is, it ain't mid-fuckin-anything.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don't even know what the word for this election year is, it ain't mid-fuckin-anything.
Only good thing about off-off-mid-off-cycle elections: At least the ballot doesn't go on for 6 pages with shit like:
Director of public affairs for the office of ombuds for dog catcher (district 3C) (incumbent).
Director of public affairs for the office of ombuds for dog catcher (district 3C) (incumbent).
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Only good thing about off-off-mid-off-cycle elections: At least the ballot doesn't go on for 6 pages with shit like:
Director of public affairs for the office of ombuds for dog catcher (district 3C) (incumbent).
Director of public affairs for the office of ombuds for dog catcher (district 3C) (incumbent).
I for one am glad we are back to spending daylight irresponsibly and living daylight-check-to-daylight-check.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I for one am glad we are back to spending daylight irresponsibly and living daylight-check-to-daylight-check.