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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 2d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason 104.5 (Option A)

Because I'm asking will you go out on a Date with me?

I have a Jeep, where we get naked and play dirty.
Topless. Bottomless. Or fully stripped—your call.

Wait… get your mind out of the mud.
I meant the Jeep. (Doors. Roof. What were you thinking?) 😉

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 2d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #104 (Hint)

Some names don’t echo across lifetimes…
They burn quietly through galaxies.
Etched into starlight, seen only by those who know where to look.

Some gifts can’t be unwrapped. Only discovered.

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 3d

@triciahelfer.com You survived the archives with tired eyes and still found the humor contained within to giggle? You definitely live up to your reputation. Careful though, last few surprises have bite. But don't worry, I've had all my shots 😉

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 3d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #103 (Hint)

Legacy comes in many forms.
Some are whispered through granite and moss.
Others… sealed beneath a name not yet spoken.

This one’s rooted… in more ways than one 😀

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #DateME #SayYESTricia #TriciaHelfer

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 4d

@triciahelfer.com

Tricia, we’re so close to the end…
But some things are too special to post.
Reasons #103 & #104 can only be given in person. (you may get me to a comic con)

Stay tuned— (Hints Coming)
two gifts, two meanings…
both written in the stars. ✨

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 4d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #102

Because my next big project has a role inspired by you—
strong, witty, unforgettable.
I can’t promise you anything (but I hope to work with you)
but I can promise you’ll steal the scene. 😉

No audition required—you’ve already nailed it.
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 4d

I believe he’s building a super computer data center similar to the one that was in the latest Mission Impossible, underneath the ballroom. Explains why the tech companies are so interested in this “ballroom”. I’ve named it the Death Star. They’ll essentially have an Evil Oracle (rule the world)

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 5d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #101

Because loyalty still means something to me.
If you’re in my circle, you’re family, I’ll fight for you, protect you, and never let the world make you doubt your worth.

I don’t walk behind or ahead—I walk with.
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #SayYESTricia #DateME

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 7d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #100

Because I don’t need you to explain what BeaverTails are, how to pronounce “about,” or why poutine tastes better at 2 a.m. in a snowstorm.
Some things only true Canadians understand.

No translation needed, just two Canucks who know.
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 9d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #99

Because I play hockey…
and I know when to pass, when to shoot, and when it’s time to drop the gloves—for love. 😉

Wayne Gretzky made 99 legendary.
I’m just trying to make you say yes. 😏
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 9d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #98

Finally watched all of Battlestar Galactica. Now I get it—Six wasn’t just a character. She was a prophecy in heels. 😏

BSG predicted Braided AI. All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again.
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 11d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #97

Because I’m fluent in sarcasm, sincerity, and movie quotes—
and I know exactly when to use each one. 😉

Multilingual in charm and chaos.
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #TriciaHelfer #DateMe #SayYESTricia

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 13d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #96

Because if mirrors could talk,
they’d roll their eyes every time I say,
“Don’t worry, Tricia’s the hot one.” 😉

My reflection agrees. Every time. 😂
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYes #TriciaHelfer #DateME #SayYESTricia

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 18d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #95

Spent last week at Hogwarts—
took Transfiguration, Charms, and Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Pretty sure I’m certified to make you levitate… or at least blush.

Still waiting on my letter. “Accio Girlfriend” works though. 😂
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 18d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #94

Because I understand the moments when you need to be alone.
Reflection isn’t distance—it’s strength.
I’ll be there when you’re ready,
not asking where you went, just welcoming you back.

Love doesn’t chase. It waits with open arms.

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 20d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #93

Because if we were in grade 1,
I’d pass you a folded note that said:
“Do you like me? ☐ Yes ☐ No ☐ Maybe”
…and spend the rest of recess praying you checked the right box.

Still waiting for you to pass that note back. 😂
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 23d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #92

Because every crazy cat lady deserves one patient man
who knows how to share a couch, a blanket,
and about half his side of the bed.

If the cats approve, I’ll consider myself adopted.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #TriciaHelfer #DateME #SayYESTricia

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 24d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #91
Because I’ve been known to see and speak with the spirit world,
and they all keep saying the same thing: we’ve got a beautiful future together.

Even the tea leaves agree… though they did ask for a refill. Ghost-approved. Tea-leaf certified
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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 25d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #90

Because we’ve both got metal under the skin.
You, me—two walking magnets.
Together, we’re one arc reactor short of world domination. 😉

If we ever fly together, TSA’s getting a show.

#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHelfer #IronMan

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 26d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #89

Because if we crossed paths at the same party,
you’d notice. And somehow, the noise, the crowd, the world—
would fade until it was just us, and the sun reminding us it’s tomorrow.

Some things don’t need chasing—they collide.

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 27d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #88

Because like a tequila shot and a playful bite—
you didn’t see me coming… but you’ll never forget that I did. 😉

Zero regrets. Maybe a hangover and a bruise or two … but zero regrets. 😂

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 27d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #87

I alphabetize my spice rack but once got kicked out of IKEA for building a fort. I am chaos… but scented like cinnamon.

Call it what you want — I call it OCD Chaos (and it smells like cinnamon).

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 28d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #86

Because most men take the easy road—flowers, candy, the usual script. I deal in something larger. Heaven and Earth.
Wait for Reasons 103 and 104…you’ll see what I mean. 😉

The easy road never leads to Heaven.

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How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · 29d

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #85

Because I’m the type of man that will ruin dating for you.
If you don’t believe me… just wait until Reasons 103 and 104.

Fair warning: everything after me feels like a sequel that didn’t need to happen.
#104.5ReasonsWhySheMightSayYES #SayYESTricia #DateME #TriciaHeler

How To Date A Cylon @howtodateacylon.bsky.social · Oct 3

@triciahelfer.com
Reason #84

Because no matter what happens in this country, my passport will always say Canadian. Dual Citizenship has its perks-like maple syrup, healthcare, and a backup plan if politics get too crazy.

Back-up plan? More like better plan.
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