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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Mar 16

#alphathighsquish #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive

[POOR AUDIO WARNING; I WAS ON THE FLOOR.]

One of my greatest stream achievements of all time.

Absolutely OBLITERATING. A WHOLE WATERMELON. WITH MY MASSIVE THIGHS.

Thank you to everyone who was there for that monumental moment.

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some guy (CK) @ckguy.bsky.social · 9d

does anyone know how to unlock this ending #caninekingOCs

A redraw of the beginning of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but with the artist's sona/ mascot (a samoyed with a gold crown).

Another shot redraw of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but with the artist's sona/ mascot. The shot clearly shows the dog in front of a machine controlling some levers and wearing a headset.

A redraw of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but replacing the main character and original dog with the artist's OC and sona/ mascot. The OC is on all fours with a distressed expression while the dog happily looks at them.

A redraw of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but replacing the main character and original dog with another one of the artist's OC and sona/ mascot. The OC is on all fours with a distressed expression while the dog happily looks at them.

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · 16d

My driver lookin' cleaaan

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · 21d

OH SO HORSEY

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some guy (CK) @ckguy.bsky.social · 21d

honse.

A halfbody chibi doodle of Taiki Shuttle in Uma Musume's design.

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · 21d

taiki shuttle from uma musume (biting you)

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some guy (CK) @ckguy.bsky.social · 25d

i can't stop thinking about this from last night #caninekingOCs

A three panel comic with the artist's and his friend's sonas. The first panel shows the artist playing Sonic Adventure with text pointing at him that says "Playing Sonic Adventure for the first time and streaming it to friends."
The second panel has him looking down with a speech bubble pointing off screen that says "Isn't he so cool...".
The third panel shows the friend's sona wearing a shirt that says "#1 Sonic and friends fan" with comically wide, wet eyes looking up at him."

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · 25d

Happy Sunday gamers!

Remember to Sparkle On!

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/8c52...

#kasalobosports #vfitness

Grey tank top, black shorts and black compression shorts.

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 17

POV: The Uma who just trucked your horse girl is trying to buy 200 dollars worth of horse girl electrolytes

an amazing comm of Alpha as an Uma Musume (feat. my wonderful hubby/trainer @canineking.bsky.social) done by my bestie @kopuffz.bsky.social !

#alphart #envtuber #vsky #umamusume

An image of two people, with one looking confused at their phone while another happily holds their back with one leg up in the air. The person in the front is CanineKing's sona, with white and black hair, a red dress shirt and black vest, with black pants and white belt.

Behind them is Alpha Kasalobo's sona, with blonde and red hair in a ponytail, a red and black visor, red sunglasses, a black utility vest and belt, and red shorts and sports bra. They are also wearing black leggings with red accents and black cleats with white accents. The vest has two patches; one with an image of a wolf that says "wolp" and another that says "I do bite"

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 14

Didn't mean to run a 5km but I wanted to stress test my new orthotics and I think they're hanging in pretty well...

#kasalobosports #vfitness

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/74a4...

A treadmill log from the Hevy app showing 2 sets
2.55 km in 11:00 and 2.5 km in 10:00

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 13

Post workout pic... Feeling huge as hell

#kasalobosports #vfitness

Grey tank top, black and red lifting straps, blue bass pro shop hat and blue shorts

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 13

Just had my first workout with my new custom orthotics in and oh my God these are a dream! Ran my cooldown run like it was a jog...

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 11

Big working out milestone for yours truly:

Bunch of younger people at the gym working out together came up to me mid set and asked what gear I'm on...

I'm to the point where people presume I'm taking steroids so I must be doing something right ..

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 10

well then

i guess ill be playing 2xko this week!

alpha streaming again era...

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 7

I saw the #biceptember on a different app so I wanted to do it but I hate that app so y'all get it first

Anyways I haven't done arms in like 2 days don't hate ✌️😜

#kasalobosports #vfitness

Flexing in a orange tank top and black shorts in front of a mirror.

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 9

HU0 (Haru Urara 0 Wins)

An image of two faces intersected at the middle; the left half is of NBA Guard Chris Paul, and the right half is of Uma Musume horse girl Haru Urara.

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 7

I saw the #biceptember on a different app so I wanted to do it but I hate that app so y'all get it first

Anyways I haven't done arms in like 2 days don't hate ✌️😜

#kasalobosports #vfitness

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 7

Had a lovely time yesterday! Went to a super scenic and beautiful mountain top golf course for a stag party! I drank too much.

I absolutely decimated some balls yesterday; I might have a knack for this stupid ball and stick game...

Also this golf course is called Furry Creek and everyone knew you

A picture of the golf course at Furry Creek, with a statue of an eagle.

A picture of trees surrounding a rocky creek.

A picture of a dirt path surrounded by thorny bushes. There is a golf cart tipped over.

An image of a ravine at Furry Creek golf course. At the other end is a golf green

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Ko 🦦 @kopuffz.bsky.social · Sep 4

art for my best friend @hotsexyblondes.ca

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 4

🔴 NOW LIVE 🔴

{ #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive

α:> stream
α:\stream>🐺.bat

Today's Stream: Extremely rare Alfer sighting

=HOT BLONDE WOLVES IN YOUR AREA=

}

alphakasalobo - Twitch

Wolf VTuber // They/Them // A menace, problem and a threat.

www.twitch.tv

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 2

-- but this time it was successful and she actually passed over me twice on job openings for the full time position in that new department so I had to come back to my old position.

WHICH I ENDED UP WITH ME GETTING A PROMOTION DESPITE MY OLD BOSS LITERALLY SABOTAGING ME

I'm like an office cockroach

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 2

-- she made him document all my mistakes to BUILD A CASE AGAINST ME TO TRY AND GET ME TRANSFERRED.

Which backfired because I ended up getting a transfer to work a term a position I wanted more!

But SOMEHOW MY BOSS IN THIS NEW DEPARTMENT DID THE EXACT SAME TACTIC BECAUSE SHE HATED ME TOO?!?!--

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 2

-- and upon hearing this I chimed in with "oh, she probably uses that to get rid of people too!"

TO WHICH.

My coworker sadly turns to me and goes, "Yeah. She used that to try and get rid of you actually."

AND IT TURNS OUT

That when my coworker was teaching me and I was intially struggling--

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Sep 2

Thread of IRL work stuff but this shit is literally so funny to me

So yesterday during my night shift my coworkers were mentioning about how one of our asshole bosses purposefully 'sets up' people for her team by using her managerial power to sway whether certain people get promoted and moved--

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Aug 30

NOW LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STARTING UNTIL ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Aug 30

{ #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive

α:> announce
α:\announce>😘.bat

=STREAM IN AN HOUR=

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! (In a few hours...)

Come and celebrate with me!
}

alphakasalobo - Twitch

Wolf VTuber // They/Them // A menace, problem and a threat.

www.twitch.tv

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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Aug 30

{ #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive

α:> announce
α:\announce>😘.bat

=STREAM IN AN HOUR=

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! (In a few hours...)

Come and celebrate with me!
}

alphakasalobo - Twitch

Wolf VTuber // They/Them // A menace, problem and a threat.

www.twitch.tv

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