Hot Dog Showers
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I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something.
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A million lousy Transformers movies and not a single GoBots movie? … what gives?

A GoBots movie in the right hands would be a great alternative that hasn’t been dredged to death and wouldn’t need to be so idiotically serious about itself. 🤖
a cartoon character is riding a red motorcycle
ALT: a cartoon character is riding a red motorcycle
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That Albert Hammond was full of shit. 🌧️
Before Ghostbusters, a parapsychology lab ran out of UCLA’s Neuropsychiatric Institute (now the UCLA Semel Institute for Neuroscience). The department lasted 10 years, from 1968-78. The department was also involved in the alleged poltergeist ‘Entity’ haunting.
👻🚫 #Ghostbusters
The HIVES Forever! 🔲
Forever The HIVES! 🔳
“Feline AIDS is the number 1 killer of domestic cats”

MEOW MEOW 🐈
Walked past this apartment building garage with an open gate and noticed the type of vehicles varied, but they were all black or grey.
Unremarkably Uncanny. 🤔
LAPD with this bloated budget and they still don’t have a Chevy Lumina APV tactical assault mini van to show for it.

(As featured in Predator 2)
The NBA should also investigate Steve Ballmer in regard to his vast collection of checkered J.Crew shirts.
I recently heard the sordid backstory of Bitchin’ Sauce (and its familial arch rival JeeSauce)

This is movie of the week type stuff. Everyone involved seems equally and highly unlikable, it would blow Tiger King outta the water.

I never knew a dip empire could be so cutthroat.
To be fair, we’re not the first ones to face a gloomy, repetitive, existential crisis. ☕️🍩
I know nothing about modern music except for the fact that the soundtrack to the Silver Surfer NES video game is better than 90% of it. 🏄‍♂️💿
I could really go for a cold Veryfine juice from a four button vending machine, if only any of that stuff still existed. 🧃
I’ve learned all I need to know from Saturday morning PSA’s.
Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. 💧🪨
@mattbesser.bsky.social As a Lakers fan, what should I know about Adou Thiero?
Walk of Fame 2.0 🐾
Seismic Retrofit Version 🐾
The opening of the sixth seal is marked by a great earthquake, the sun turning black like sackcloth, the moon becoming like blood, the stars falling from the sky, and Hard Mtn Dew on store shelves, signifying divine judgment and cosmic disturbances.
The Sepulveda Dam is a dry dam constructed by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to withhold winter flood waters along the Los Angeles River. Completed in 1941, at a cost of $6,650,561, it is located 8 miles east of the river’s source in the west end of the Valley, in Los Angeles.
Los Angeles Blasphemy on the Sunset Strip. 🏀 #LakeShow
Beach Day Burnout 🏖️🐾
I’ve gone to a ton of Lakers games over the years, regular season, playoffs, finals… and I’ve NEVER seen it this packed, this early, for pre-game warm ups.

The crowd is notorious for trickling in, it’s never this full pre-game, and certainly not standing room only. #LakeShow