Hot 4 Chocolate
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No gods, no kings, no pineapple on pizza.
Mark Kelly keeps emailing me to ask for more money so he can email me and ask for more money. It's the circle of life.
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mark Kelly keeps emailing me to ask for more money so he can email me and ask for more money. It's the circle of life.
President Piggy has a nice ring to it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
President Piggy has a nice ring to it.
The most obvious and compelling case for a special counsel in the history of the DOJ. Someone should ask Bondi "why not?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The most obvious and compelling case for a special counsel in the history of the DOJ. Someone should ask Bondi "why not?"
Hey, Son of Bigfoot! I ain't watching this movie, but your mom's freaky!
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hey, Son of Bigfoot! I ain't watching this movie, but your mom's freaky!
Some of these Republicans didn't read enough comic books as a kid, and it shows.
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Some of these Republicans didn't read enough comic books as a kid, and it shows.
The frog is an apt symbol for this time. You put a frog in a pot of water and turn on the heat. The water boils. By the time it realizes the danger, it's already dead.
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The frog is an apt symbol for this time. You put a frog in a pot of water and turn on the heat. The water boils. By the time it realizes the danger, it's already dead.
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NEVER delete a dick pic. One day, that guy could run for Congress.
October 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
NEVER delete a dick pic. One day, that guy could run for Congress.
Well, Border Patrol ain't gettin' paid. So there's that.
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Well, Border Patrol ain't gettin' paid. So there's that.