slotho
@horneislife.bsky.social
21yr she/they . i think the extensive 13k+ files in my alex horne folder tells you that much
https://slothify.carrd.co/
https://slothify.carrd.co/
WHY IS HE IN MY HOUSE
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
WHY IS HE IN MY HOUSE
😭😭 it's my birthday yippiee
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
😭😭 it's my birthday yippiee
alex horne trans flag real
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
alex horne trans flag real
become queer your time starts now
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
become queer your time starts now
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For those coming to the game tomorrow, an info email will be sent soon. Remember, dress as the Chess Ham Pig Mascot and you might win Sam Campbell's actual Taskmaster trophy...
May 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
For those coming to the game tomorrow, an info email will be sent soon. Remember, dress as the Chess Ham Pig Mascot and you might win Sam Campbell's actual Taskmaster trophy...
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The time has finally come! Series 2 of our silly sitcom will be broadcast on @channel4 at 10pm on May 22nd, straight after that successful panel show with the excellent theme tune. there’s excellent special guests and all our faves are back. And the acting? Honestly has to be seen to be believed.
May 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The time has finally come! Series 2 of our silly sitcom will be broadcast on @channel4 at 10pm on May 22nd, straight after that successful panel show with the excellent theme tune. there’s excellent special guests and all our faves are back. And the acting? Honestly has to be seen to be believed.
FISH CENTENNIAL! 100 FISH!
April 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
FISH CENTENNIAL! 100 FISH!
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Last ep of the current @hornesection podcast series - ALL LOOSE ENDS tied up. So that’s a relief.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Go On Pete
Podcast Episode · The Horne Section Podcast · 23/04/2025 · 32m
podcasts.apple.com
April 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Last ep of the current @hornesection podcast series - ALL LOOSE ENDS tied up. So that’s a relief.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
i will start Sobbing i love him
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i will start Sobbing i love him
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I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.
April 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.
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Eureka! It’s a new series of #Taskmaster!
Your five volatile elements are Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - plus, of course, a compound of Daviesium and Horneium.
Thursday 1st May at 9pm on Channel 4. 🧪
Your five volatile elements are Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - plus, of course, a compound of Daviesium and Horneium.
Thursday 1st May at 9pm on Channel 4. 🧪
April 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Eureka! It’s a new series of #Taskmaster!
Your five volatile elements are Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - plus, of course, a compound of Daviesium and Horneium.
Thursday 1st May at 9pm on Channel 4. 🧪
Your five volatile elements are Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - plus, of course, a compound of Daviesium and Horneium.
Thursday 1st May at 9pm on Channel 4. 🧪
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Probably the main reason to come to Chesham Utd on May 10th. Thanks Sam Campbell.
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
April 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Probably the main reason to come to Chesham Utd on May 10th. Thanks Sam Campbell.
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
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NEW PLAYERS include:
David O'Doherty, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Russell Howard, Toby Tarrant, Rick Edwards, Joe Wilkinson
Plus more from Sam Campbell and the Chess Ham mascot. News on that soon...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
David O'Doherty, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Russell Howard, Toby Tarrant, Rick Edwards, Joe Wilkinson
Plus more from Sam Campbell and the Chess Ham mascot. News on that soon...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
Alex Horne’s Comedy Football Trophy Info 2025
Hello and welcome to all the info on the greatest Comedy Football Match at the greatest Non-League football venue you will ever need. Top comedians, Chesham’s finest footballers, musicians, madness…
www.cheshamunited.co.uk
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
NEW PLAYERS include:
David O'Doherty, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Russell Howard, Toby Tarrant, Rick Edwards, Joe Wilkinson
Plus more from Sam Campbell and the Chess Ham mascot. News on that soon...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
David O'Doherty, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Russell Howard, Toby Tarrant, Rick Edwards, Joe Wilkinson
Plus more from Sam Campbell and the Chess Ham mascot. News on that soon...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
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Less than a month till the Chesham Comedy Footy game. 10th May.
Returning players include: Key, Kumar, Wozniak, Watson, Duker, Ker, Dennis, Baynton, Robins, James, Adams, Thomas...
(unless they drop out)
Tickets here:
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
Returning players include: Key, Kumar, Wozniak, Watson, Duker, Ker, Dennis, Baynton, Robins, James, Adams, Thomas...
(unless they drop out)
Tickets here:
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
Alex Horne’s Comedy Football Trophy Info 2025
Hello and welcome to all the info on the greatest Comedy Football Match at the greatest Non-League football venue you will ever need. Top comedians, Chesham’s finest footballers, musicians, madness…
www.cheshamunited.co.uk
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Less than a month till the Chesham Comedy Footy game. 10th May.
Returning players include: Key, Kumar, Wozniak, Watson, Duker, Ker, Dennis, Baynton, Robins, James, Adams, Thomas...
(unless they drop out)
Tickets here:
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
Returning players include: Key, Kumar, Wozniak, Watson, Duker, Ker, Dennis, Baynton, Robins, James, Adams, Thomas...
(unless they drop out)
Tickets here:
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
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*TASKMASTER SERIES 19 PREMIERE DATE*
9pm, Thursday the 1st of May on Channel 4
(according to the TV listings)
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaste...
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
#gregdavies
9pm, Thursday the 1st of May on Channel 4
(according to the TV listings)
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaste...
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
#gregdavies
Taskmaster Series 19 episode guide - British Comedy Guide
A guide to Series 19 of Taskmaster.
www.comedy.co.uk
April 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
*TASKMASTER SERIES 19 PREMIERE DATE*
9pm, Thursday the 1st of May on Channel 4
(according to the TV listings)
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaste...
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
#gregdavies
9pm, Thursday the 1st of May on Channel 4
(according to the TV listings)
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaste...
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
#gregdavies
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If you like your podcasts with at least 2 pop star jokes, this might be the one for you! New episode out now, pretty much everywhere!
April 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If you like your podcasts with at least 2 pop star jokes, this might be the one for you! New episode out now, pretty much everywhere!
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For those asking, posters for the Chesham charity comedy football are available to buy here - www.matthewjiwood.com/alex-horne - they'll be on sale on the day too, as well as the t shirts. An excellent cause!
March 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
For those asking, posters for the Chesham charity comedy football are available to buy here - www.matthewjiwood.com/alex-horne - they'll be on sale on the day too, as well as the t shirts. An excellent cause!
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TICKETS ARE ONSALE NOW! Chicken City vs Egg United - Round 3 - The Meadow - May 10th - 3pm kickoff - top comedians + Chesham's finest footballers + my rules = fun.
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
March 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
TICKETS ARE ONSALE NOW! Chicken City vs Egg United - Round 3 - The Meadow - May 10th - 3pm kickoff - top comedians + Chesham's finest footballers + my rules = fun.
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
CHESHAM CONFIRMED (although some of us knew for a while bdfhgdfghfsdg)
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
CHESHAM CONFIRMED (although some of us knew for a while bdfhgdfghfsdg)
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Brand new Horne Section pod out now, featuring the greatest song ever written: open.spotify.com/episode/5UxV...
Luton Airport
The Horne Section Podcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Brand new Horne Section pod out now, featuring the greatest song ever written: open.spotify.com/episode/5UxV...
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Boing Boing Boing
Podcast Episode · The Horne Section Podcast · 05/03/2025 · 29m
podcasts.apple.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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As Horne Section aficionados will know, we are entering a very important time for us. Firstly it’s St David’s Day, then Pancake Day, then Ash Wednesday, one of our fave guys. Anyway, the point of this is to say THE PODCAST STARTS AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY!! - (wherever you get your podcasts..)
March 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
As Horne Section aficionados will know, we are entering a very important time for us. Firstly it’s St David’s Day, then Pancake Day, then Ash Wednesday, one of our fave guys. Anyway, the point of this is to say THE PODCAST STARTS AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY!! - (wherever you get your podcasts..)