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I am the littlest very little elephant. All smaller elephants are moderately tiny and below. Not a fan of Orange.

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · Jul 25

We've seen the Trump story in the UK.

Boris was teflon, until he wasn't. When he threatened the officials who could remove him, suddenly the fact they had no idea how to replace him didn't matter any more.

Trump has neither the restraint, nor the wit, to avoid threatening Congress or his cabinet.

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 17h

The lower turnout in Westminster elections, where who wields national sovereignty over the electorate is very definitely the matter at hand, implies, assuming the indyref and Brexit are fair, that nobody, under any circumstances, has ever actually tried to win a Westminster General Election.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 17h

The SNP seem quite happy at the trough. They've certainly no plan to achieve independence in the circumstances we find ourselves in, where the Russians seem to have stuffed Brexit, and the Cabinet Office finds themselves having to cover for them, because they stuffed the indyref.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 18h

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

And yet, despite nobody having seen him shit in Trump's pants, we're expected to believe Biden's failure to manage stairs isn't rather obvious cover for his clear ninja skills.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

Also more buttocks, since it is all a bunch of arse.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

You coulda stopped at the third word.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

Yet still so feeble, it's hardly surprising he begs for a Nobel Peace Prize, and somehow can't keep the government open despite controlling all 3 branches.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

Of course not. The universe is a military dictatorship. I know. I usurped it!

It turns out a headful of stuffing is all you need, because everyone with actual brains would be crazy to even attempt to assume the role

Jesus seems amenable to my plan of mandatory hugs & herding. What say you?

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

And he expects his cult not to either.

The final demand of the Party was that you disbelieve the evidence of your own eyes.

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

Do you suppose the lazy puppies are going to work out how to kick themselves into the sun.

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

Sir Kid Starver, as some know him.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

Does that matter though? Even the SNP will tell you the Russians definitely didn't stuff Brexit, (based on no evidence) so the institution of voter ID can have no rational reason behind it, and it's frankly ludicrous to expect rights to be recognised by an irrational actor with no respect for words.

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

THEY ALL LIED TO ME!
THE AMBASSADOR HAS NO
FERRERO ROCHER!

#haiku #plushielife #freepalestine #palestine

An elephant supervises the Palestinian Ambassador, conspicuously devoid of Ferrero Rocher, while he poses for a photo with many fellow herdlings.

A Palestinian flag is prominently displayed at the front of the group

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 1d

What can you expect when you can't have a senate leader of either party whose genital piercings are not attached to the wallet chain of AIPAC?

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 2d

I think some of the coarser adjectives would also work.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 3d

If you can tolerate some Scots vernacular, "balloon" is also a fine word for a person with a very obviously overinflated ego.

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Love Glasgow Hate Racism @lghr.bsky.social · 3d

In Belgium they have cancelled Disturbed's gig.

When is Glasgow going to do the right thing and stop the zionist scum playing in the Hydro?

@johnswinney.bsky.social - you were only too happy to stop other gigs.

Get it done.

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 9d

Let me be very clear, any masked man attempting to kidnap a child will be met with force in this open carry gun state …… leave children alone

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Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 11d

For those who don't understand the history, check the Louis Theroux documentary on the West Bank.

Trumpette @honourablytrunky.bsky.social · 12d

A flag that's a bit Palestine and a bit Scotland?

Might have to claim responsibility!

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Boilerkitten - DemCastUSA 🦅🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🌊💙 @boilerkitten.bsky.social · 13d

In other words, THE PRESIDENT IS THREATENING TO ORDER THE MILITARY TO MURDER AMERICAN CITIZENS!!

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13d

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

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