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Stacy Fakename

@honiebonie.bsky.social

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🏳️‍⚧️ writer, reader 🏳️‍🌈 all the letters, all the pronouns 🇳🇴

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Apr 18

In fourth grade my teacher told me I could become whatever I wanted. So I became unemployable

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 17h

The cinematography and rhythm are so… off

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 18h

Like the coat my FIL got my partner; “suitable for -40”

HE’S A WARM BOI WHEN IS HE EVER GOING TO NEED THIS WE LIVE IN OSLO

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 20h

I burnt my tongue on bad coffee while existing under fascism fml

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 4d

Yum

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 5d

Would visit

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 5d

It’s a WHAT EVEN IS THIS kind of writing day

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 6d

Takk!

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 6d

Ecosia ftw? Hvilken av de to lenkene er riktig?

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 8d

They Tim Walzed Travis Kelce

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 10d

Fant ikke et eneste tegn til lidelse i hele forbanna innlegget

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 14d

Skal på operasjonsbordet i morra

Hvilket betyr at jeg ikke får gjort en jævla dritt før det er over

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 18d

If anyone’s wondering, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is not aging well.

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 22d

So I’m even further away from ever buying an EA game

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 24d

We have lots of gender neutral bathrooms here and i have yet to see a single eggplant. We all just do our business in our own little stalls and do not under any circumstances make eye contact

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 26d

Når du ser folk i kiwiuniform som handler på extra

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · 27d

Enig! Har lurt på hva som skjer hvis jeg glemmer å betale. Får man faktura?

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 20

My MIL as soon as we go anywhere north of Barrie, Ontario: Do you feel like you’re north now???
Me: … there’s… trees…?

a man is wearing a black sweater with white wings on the front

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 20

Like my Canadian partner calling 46N “north”. I’m Norwegian

a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with the word false written below him

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 19

All i want is youtube.com/@rescuevet on @nebula.tv please and thank you

Rescue Vet

Dr Scott Miller, formerly the Vet on the Hill, is now the Rescue Vet. If you love heartfelt stories of rescue pets, need a quick how to guide and top tips to care for your pet, or simply enjoy a laugh...

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 18

Nobody Wants This is in a way charming but it’s also aggressively beige. I mean…

a woman says " trust me that 's netflix " in front of her face

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 17

Se også de som går seg vill eller verre i Alpene fordi de tar turtips direkte fra chatgpt

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 17

People keep looking at my chest. Can’t figure out why

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 14

Det er visstnok «interne prosesser i gang», men ikke godt å vite hva faen det betyr

Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 14

Så en cybertruck på bislett. Informerte min bibelbelte-mor om at hvis vi så den igjen så kom jeg til å gi den fingeren.

Min mor:

a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' .

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Stacy Fakename @honiebonie.bsky.social · Sep 10

a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes

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