[redacted]
banner
holyozarks.bsky.social
[redacted]
@holyozarks.bsky.social
71 followers 47 following 310 posts
Some come with me and we’ll go and see The Big Rock Candy Mountains
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
The protagonist of EA’s “Skate 2” (2009) is a messianic Jesus figure who leads a people’s revolution against an oppressive government, and does a 540 Christ Air off a dam(n) in order to on the cover of Thrasher Magazine—and redeem the city of its sin. In this essay I will
I’m sick of saying it:
The “Jabberwock” is the MOSTER.
“The Jabberwocky” is the POEM about the monster.
How on Earth did I ever make it on the Dean’s List during grad school…?
Reposted by [redacted]
REPORT: Wimbledon’s seven-game unbeaten run across all competitions came to an end, after a narrow 1-0 defeat to Burton Albion at the Cherry Red Records Stadium 🗞️

#AFCW 🟡🔵
www.afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2025/oc...
Match Report: AFC Wimbledon v Burton Albion | EFL League One
Report: Burton end Wimbledon’s unbeaten run
www.afcwimbledon.co.uk
Reposted by [redacted]
just to break down the profoundly degraded discursive state we're in
PROTESTORS: the president is not a king! no kings in this country!
PRESIDENT: [posts video of self in crown, shitting on citizens]
PRESIDENT'S FRIEND: there is a king. King Jesus
NOBODY IN PRESS ROOM: you've missed the point
I’m really sorry for you, son. It’s a hell of a thing.
Reposted by [redacted]
Reposted by [redacted]
Everyone wants to be the fancy full-plate knight or whatever but a motivated and well-fed bunch of fuckers with spears is what wins battles in medieval Europe.
Reposted by [redacted]
Hey quick question why do I pay federal taxes
NEW: White House announces it's going to pause, and potentially cancel, $11 billion in infrastructure funding (via the Army Corps of Engineers), specifically citing cities, like New York, represented or led by Democrats. More to come.
I’m so stressed about this week and next.
You remembered Bluesky exists!!!
I have to drive four hours for work tomorrow and I’m dreading it already
What if Lupus made you turn into a wolf
Reposted by [redacted]
Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young
Reposted by [redacted]
Reposted by [redacted]
Reposted by [redacted]
For thousands of years men have been tricked and manipulated into surrendering their lives by the promise of “becoming real men”, which only works if they’re insecure and confused about their gender in the first place.
Reposted by [redacted]
But hey we can’t forget: left-wing violence is on the rise!
Targeted attack on a dockside restaurant in North Carolina. Three dead. Suspect a former Marine sniper in Iraq and Haiti who tried to sue the US govt for “genocide against straight men by the LGBQT community.”

Flags at half mast? Endless op-eds? Victims’ faces on coins?

www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/u...
Man in custody after 3 killed, at least 8 injured in shooting at a waterfront bar in North Carolina, officials say | CNN
A 40-year-old man is facing murder charges after allegedly pulling up on a boat to a waterfront bar in North Carolina Saturday night and opening fire, killing three and injuring at least eight others.
www.cnn.com
Reposted by [redacted]
Pass Interference is such a bullshit rule. Like THAT’S THE POINT.
Reposted by [redacted]
Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."

whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
I want Ole Miss to win so that LSU will lose
Reposted by [redacted]
We will end the day in sixth place - the playoffs are still on! Maybe those who said we'd only have one season in league one were right!
Reposted by [redacted]
Full time! Another Womblebein #AFCWimbledon 2 Wycombe 1 - never in doubt