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Abel Janssen

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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Nov 15

"ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ, ʀᴇᴅ ʀᴏꜱᴇ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀ /
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"

Abel • Netherlands

⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly

#hetaliarp #hetalia

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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 10d

SheIters are always looking for fοster homes.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 10d

Good luck with your recovery. I'll send a card.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

I prefer "private" but I suppose I am. It keeps things easier.

[Not at all. He's a huge gossip. He just doesn't share his details back very often]

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

We've been dating almost 3 months. Did we really hide it that well from everyone else?

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

My boyfriend?

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

[He got one this morning so he better]

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

Some of these people need to become employed.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

[Horrified at the idea of an hour long blowjob]

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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11d

Weighted blankets are easily one of the best inventions in the past few decades.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 13d

Is that a bad thing? Are you alright? Do you need help?

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 18d

Mhmm. They only gestate for about a month, it's usually shorter with dwarf species like her, and you can only really feel the kits about two weeks in.

[He's too focused on telling him the Bunny Facts to notice anything else]

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 19d

I'm surprised I'm not on the list. I'm his closest neighbor.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 24d

And yours is rotted with Hot Topic and outdated videogames

Gilbert Beilschmidt @mein-gott.bsky.social · 24d

Your brain is so rotted by porn it's crazy.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 28d

He claims to not be a bottom then talks about guzzling a man

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 28d

Mhmm. Three, at least from what I've counted. But they won't be there much longer. From my calculations, she has about a week and a half before she's due.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 28d

[She wiggles a little but he can probably feel a few little lumps, including one that seems to thump against his hand through her abdomen]

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 28d

He claims to not be a bottom then talks about guzzling a man

Gilbert Beilschmidt @mein-gott.bsky.social · 29d

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29d

[He very carefully picks up a surprisingly still awake Muffy, sits next to him, and puts her in his lap]

Be gentle, but put your hand on her tummy for a second.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 18

[He opens the door then gives Antonio a quick kiss before he ushers him inside]

Take off your shoes and sit wherever you're comfortable.

[If Antonio's paying attention, he'd see that there was clumps of bunny bedding tucked here and there]

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 18

See you soon.

[Abel goes over to leave his porch light on so Antonio isn't fumbling around on his dim streetlit doorstep. He's not showing it well but he's extremely excited]

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 16

Huh. I didn't know the English said it that way.

Oh and you'll probably want to bring some fruit. Fresh or dried is fine.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 15

You should be able to use a mop. Having your space be clean is important.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 14

[Oh man his heart is aflutter. He blinks and refocuses]

The good kind. If you're too tired I understand but I think you won't want to wait.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 11

[Calling @sunisbright.bsky.social decently late at night]

I need you to come over. I have a surprise for you.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 7

For whatever reason people find it interesting. They need a better hobby.

Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · Sep 6

Just because Emil doesn't want to hear about your sex lives doesn't mean you should ridicule him. Neither is being a virgin, if he is one. Which he doesn't need to share with you either.

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