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I usually don't post a photo of myself because I am hideous. My likes are eating and smoking with the blind hermit, and breaking the necks of villagers. My dislikes are mirrors and fire. Fire bad!

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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 4h

It's the Epstein Ballroom, named in honor of Jeffry Epstein (1950-2019).

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 5h

It's the Epstein Ballroom, named in honor of Jeffry Epstein (1950-2019).

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 5h

It's the Epstein Ballroom, named in honor of Jeffry Epstein (1950-2019).

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 15h

The White House kitchen is able to serve ...hors d’oeuvres to more than 1,000. Hey all you rich dipshits who kicked in money for this, you don't get dinner, just hors d’oeuvres.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 16h

The symmetry in the Trump shot is disquieting, even though it isn't a horizontal photo, it has the composition and menace of a frame from a Stanley Kubrick film.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 21h

Sir, you've distracted the public from the Epstein Files by demolishing the east wing to build the Epstein Ballroom.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 23h

If it was the Epstein Ballroom, wouldn't you call it the Epstein Ballroom? It's the Epstein Ballroom, not the Epstein Ballroom!

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

Now this, is the classic definition of irony. (In fact, Alanis deleted these lyrics because they didn't rhyme.)

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

Trump does enjoy these "happy endings."

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

Steve Bannon doesn't have skin tags, he is a skin tag.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

Here, I fixed this.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

Well, at least they got the resting dictator face right.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I guess your dream of living in the East wing is right out.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

"Technically, it won't cost the taxpayers a dime, it will cost them 300 million dollars, and whatever cost over runs we incur, for President Trump's Big Beautiful Ballroom."

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

In school we called kids who acted like this with teachers, pukes. When I was in the workforce I called adults who acted like this with managers and bosses, pukes

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 1d

" I'm sorry Mr. President, could you say that smarter, it's so stupid I can't understand it."

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like shit. Gold painted shit. Everything he touches turns to gold painted shit.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 2d

Can you imagine how much time Stone spends every night taking two 2x4s, and binding his head, to get that shape. He has a tattoo of a Dick on his back, but I think it's more like a tattoo of a Nixon on a dick.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 3d

There are many songs from the '70s and '80s I dislike, but when I hear them now I can kind of appreciate them. I have grown to hate Y.M.C.A. with a passion. I hope these Republicans are hating it as much as I, and that it follows them to the grave and beyond.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 3d

This is the latest bible, right, the one with layouts and photos of all Trump's golf courses?

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 3d

Meeting up with a friend for lunch-at his house? Hey Mike, enjoy your shit sandwich and diet pee-cola.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 4d

Some of the greatest catch phrases ever, "Dy-no-mite!", "I see nothing.", "Where's the beef?", " Verrry interesting." and "I don't know anything about it." Mike better copyright that phrase quickly.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 4d

Get them in committee, where they can swear to tell the truth.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 4d

It's Donald Trump in that excavator's cab. That wannabe "Village People", is cosplaying as construction worker.

hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 4d

The "hate America rallies" is the new, "The 2020 Presidential election was stolen."