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Benjamin Simpson
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I don’t know.

Why are we here again?

Also, I built a Time Machine out of rubber bands and hope.
So in the future, I travel to the Exoplanets in a rental spaceship and photograph interesting sights.
The journeys help keep the insanity at bay.
Pinned
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
What is more important?
Writing?
or keeping my mistress happy?

#cat #blackcat #writing
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The giant ice cliffs of Exoplanet 34254 tower at 15,364 meters. Each local year (1733 days) the ice cliffs freeze and melt sending billions of litres of water down the three canyons to the sea.
1/2

#stream #whitewater #nature #photography #longexposure
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I stare at the perfectly straight spines hidden underneath.
The more I stare, the more amazingly symmetrical they are.
The more astounding, impossible, wondrous.

[…and I can’t draw a straight line, and I’m the higher being here, right?]

#mushroom #fungi #forest #nature #photography
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Floating between Exoplanet 45437 and 45438 is an ancient structure built to connect the two planets. The Yetom people who evolved on 45437 built a tunnel, something like a space elevator, that permanently connected the planets,
1/3

#scifi #exoplanet #fern #nature #photography
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Sometimes boring and quiet and peaceful is good.

#stream #river #fall #autumn #nature #photography #calm #peaceful
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
A sparkling diamond necklace magically appears overnight on a normally quiet leaf.

#leaf #frost #brick #nature #photography #winter
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Now is the winter of our…

#rosehip #frost #winter #nature #photography #ice
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I’ll just be quietly daydreaming under my umbrella.

#mushroom #fungi #quiet #hidingfromtheworld #nature #photography
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Drip

pause

pause

pause

Drip

#forest #water #drip #nature #photography
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happily without shoulder space.

#mushrooms #fungi #nature #photography #forest
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Yesterday I found the fossilised head of a dragon.

#dragon #moss #forest #fossil #nature #photography
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
View from an imaginary slug preparing for dinner.

#fungi #mushrooms #nature #photography #forest
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
No words today.

#flower #nature #photography
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Slightly different today:
me at work, photographing 200-year-old documents.
with,
um,
helper.

#cat #blackcat #photography #feline
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM