sally slater
@hoagiemouth.bsky.social
No additional questions? This is insulting.
A woman at the vampire museum implied that my wife is cursed and then asked to touch her. We’re having a great Saturday.
June 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No additional questions? This is insulting.
Some asshole called me “brave” because I’m still in college at my age, but really I’m brave because I’m about to write a paper about Big Buckin Chicken.
September 21, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Some asshole called me “brave” because I’m still in college at my age, but really I’m brave because I’m about to write a paper about Big Buckin Chicken.
This is your annual reminder that Come From Away is available on AppleTV
September 11, 2023 at 11:28 PM
This is your annual reminder that Come From Away is available on AppleTV
For sale:
Adult male flip flops
Never worn
Adult male flip flops
Never worn
September 9, 2023 at 7:20 PM
For sale:
Adult male flip flops
Never worn
Adult male flip flops
Never worn
Really loving the first week of this class where one of the assignments is to read chapters 1 through 5 only to find out the ~200 page book only has 5 chapters.
September 8, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Really loving the first week of this class where one of the assignments is to read chapters 1 through 5 only to find out the ~200 page book only has 5 chapters.
Why do I feel like I’m the only person concerned about the number of corn mazes themed around Reba McEntire?
September 7, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Why do I feel like I’m the only person concerned about the number of corn mazes themed around Reba McEntire?
The Wawa across from Great Adventure is, in fact, the Greatest Adventure.
September 4, 2023 at 9:54 PM
The Wawa across from Great Adventure is, in fact, the Greatest Adventure.
Why are gyms around Halloween always like WELCOME TO HELL ARE YOU READY TO DIE TODAY but around Christmas they’re never like BRING YOUR FAVORITE FLANNEL BLANKET WERE DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE TODAY
September 4, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Why are gyms around Halloween always like WELCOME TO HELL ARE YOU READY TO DIE TODAY but around Christmas they’re never like BRING YOUR FAVORITE FLANNEL BLANKET WERE DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE TODAY
I'm not trying to say my life is full of Oscar-worthy moments, but there's definitely an award to be won for a performance in a scene where someone drives down i95 during a glorious sunset while hysterically crying and listening to the theme from Space Jam.
September 4, 2023 at 2:46 PM
I'm not trying to say my life is full of Oscar-worthy moments, but there's definitely an award to be won for a performance in a scene where someone drives down i95 during a glorious sunset while hysterically crying and listening to the theme from Space Jam.
Sorry I don’t have a bathroom, but I do have a small room completely dedicated to at least 8 different types of hair conditioner, if that helps?
September 2, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Sorry I don’t have a bathroom, but I do have a small room completely dedicated to at least 8 different types of hair conditioner, if that helps?
Growing up, I always thought being an adult would be like “hey fuck you dude, I make my own decisions” but here I am, scrolling through reviews to help me determine which is the best toilet brush.
September 2, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Growing up, I always thought being an adult would be like “hey fuck you dude, I make my own decisions” but here I am, scrolling through reviews to help me determine which is the best toilet brush.
Seems illegal that the commercials for hims are all about ED & baldness the commercials for hers are about anxiety & depression but the fact I have to watch them 9 times every time i watch 1 Hulu show has me so depressed I’m gonna have to sign up now
September 1, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Seems illegal that the commercials for hims are all about ED & baldness the commercials for hers are about anxiety & depression but the fact I have to watch them 9 times every time i watch 1 Hulu show has me so depressed I’m gonna have to sign up now
Nothing screams “relative to a celebrity” as much as the apparent NINE WEEK period it takes to film Claim to Fame
August 30, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Nothing screams “relative to a celebrity” as much as the apparent NINE WEEK period it takes to film Claim to Fame
There are 500x more women named Harper between the ages of 27 and 40 on television than in real life.
August 30, 2023 at 2:21 AM
There are 500x more women named Harper between the ages of 27 and 40 on television than in real life.
The Sugar Factory is basically a Chuck E Cheese for wealthy divorced Dads who have their kids on their birthday weekend and also Moms who both subscribe to and completely miss the joke in the phrase “I’m not like a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom”
August 29, 2023 at 1:29 AM
The Sugar Factory is basically a Chuck E Cheese for wealthy divorced Dads who have their kids on their birthday weekend and also Moms who both subscribe to and completely miss the joke in the phrase “I’m not like a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom”
The number of times in the last 365 days I have cried to that Shakira song from the children’s movie Zootopia is low, but it’s not 0.
It’s not 1, either.
It’s not 1, either.
August 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM
The number of times in the last 365 days I have cried to that Shakira song from the children’s movie Zootopia is low, but it’s not 0.
It’s not 1, either.
It’s not 1, either.
I bet Roman Roy’s apartment is in the same building as the M&Ms store.
August 27, 2023 at 11:34 PM
I bet Roman Roy’s apartment is in the same building as the M&Ms store.
If anyone wants to be impressed by my high school you can check it out in episode 2 of Telemarketers on HBO Max about 21 minutes in, hosting a circus to benefit a scam police charity.
August 22, 2023 at 12:12 AM
If anyone wants to be impressed by my high school you can check it out in episode 2 of Telemarketers on HBO Max about 21 minutes in, hosting a circus to benefit a scam police charity.
The most unrealistic thing about Encanto is that Luisa is not the oldest daughter.
August 19, 2023 at 11:49 PM
The most unrealistic thing about Encanto is that Luisa is not the oldest daughter.
It’s nearly impossible to say “Roald Dahl” and not sound like you’re from Northeast Philly and trying to say something completely different.
August 18, 2023 at 2:17 AM
It’s nearly impossible to say “Roald Dahl” and not sound like you’re from Northeast Philly and trying to say something completely different.
When I was in college, my friends and I made up fake facts just to fuck with this guy who sat at our lunch table who was annoying and one of those fake facts was that the name of Jared Leto’s band was Biblical Dishes To this day, I cannot remember the actual name of that stupid man’s stupid band.
August 17, 2023 at 11:59 PM
When I was in college, my friends and I made up fake facts just to fuck with this guy who sat at our lunch table who was annoying and one of those fake facts was that the name of Jared Leto’s band was Biblical Dishes To this day, I cannot remember the actual name of that stupid man’s stupid band.
