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@hmmbeargrr.bsky.social

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🍔 nom nom 📏 6’7” (he hits his head on everything) 🗓️ 22 years old 📍 born and raised in Texas, now in midwest

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · Jun 25

King Arthur: Extra Beer

Drawing of King Arthur sitting in a folding lawn chair. In the background there's a beach umbrella and a six pack of "Bate Bud" beer. He's shirtless, wearing his usual crown over a ball cap, gym shorts, and slides with wthite socks. In one hand he's holding Excalibur, and in the other, a beer can labelled "Hole in the Pocket" with a soft pink sleeve opening at the bottom. The can is oozing.
"Whoa, Merlin, what magic is this? Thy beer can has a butthole giving blowjobs!" says Arthur, excited. "And those ribs and nubs and all that suction! Like teh gates of heaven for a cock! In a can! I could make love to it all day and work on my tan."

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 6d

Superman: Jack-Off-Lantern

Drawing of Clark Kent on his knees, holding a carved pumpkin. Clark is wearing a sleeveless shirt, a backwards ball cap, and socks with holes in them. He has his hard cock inside the pumpkin, its leaking head is visible in the jack-o-lantern’s wide open mouth. “Dad, did you know they don’t have these in Metropolis? Everything’s plastic there. They call ‘em fleshlights!” says Clark. “I missed our homegrown jack off lanterns. Nobody in Kansas carves ‘em like you do, Dad!”

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 2d

like damn bro what are you trying to do and then i pick you up and throw you

hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 2d

need a guy under six feet tall to squeeze me

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Bernardiito @berniebernardiito.bsky.social · 3d

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 2d

need a guy under six feet tall to squeeze me

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gorilladrama.bsky.social @gorilladrama.bsky.social · 10d

🐘💦🐘
patreon.com/dramamine

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Adios @adiosarts.bsky.social · 12d

Your friend's dad hands you a beer, wyd?

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 13d

Ok I feel like I should say that yes the shower bar hits me in the head if I forget to duck when I get in and out of the shower

hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 14d

As requested 🫡

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 13d

i very badly need to be pinning a guy down and squeezing him under me and other things

hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 14d

i forget how good a good short flattop feels when i havent had one for a while… im so big and tough but now i need to have my head scratched

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 14d

As requested 🫡

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 15d

Nice! I’ll have to show mine off when I get my ears lowered tomorrow.

hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 15d

Show me yours and maybe I will!

hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 15d

What makes you say that?

hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 15d

I’m going to the barbers tomorrow! What should I get

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Scruffy the Bear 🍯 @scruffybear.bsky.social · May 13

“Town’s quiet. Let’s keep it that way.”

Many thanks to the magnificent @mariustygo.art

A large, hairy chested, big bellied grizzly bear sheriff sits at his desk. There are wanted posters on the wall next to him. He’s resting his boots on his desk and between them is a map that says “Burnt Ridge Hideout.” A thief and criminal den filled with the worst of beastkind. The sheriff is cooking up a mayhem-filled plan to clear out that god forsaken hole for good.
🧨🔫💥👊🏼📖

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izzy 🌸 @donkey.gay · 24d

omg tickle fight 🥹🤭

bennie on top of his toro boyfriend having a tickle fight 🥹🤭

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The Murrcat @hypnohepcat.bsky.social · 26d

Oh, to be MC'ed and TF'ed into a big, sweaty pig dad

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hmmbeargrr.bsky.social @hmmbeargrr.bsky.social · 26d

he looks like he’d take you on a date to olive garden and say he “normally doesn’t go to places this fancy” then get really annoyed at the price being on the tablet and also being higher than he expected and then he’d take you to a movie and fall asleep during it