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HistoryWornDesign
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👉 100% of proceeds go to charity—see profile for the current cause.

📍PHX | Illustrations: linearity.io | Mockups: placeit.net
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HistoryWornDesign @historyworndesign.bsky.social · Oct 1
From Oct 1‑Dec 31, every sales proceed goes straight to this quarter’s charity—Doctors Without Borders. A new charity is picked every three months!

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t shirt front that says "they're eating the dogs" t shirt back that says "they're eating the cats" with pictures of scared dog and cat
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I use this line frequently at work—Never works.

All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!
I have a concept of a plan t shirt
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Now let’s make it law.

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All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!
Orange shirt with an illustration of a rainbow painted crosswalk beside a pedestrian sign. Text reads “Not afraid of a rainbow.” A small circular logo appears near the bottom along with the URL historyworn.xyz.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A person in a red shirt holds a blue sign overhead. Both the sign and shirt display the same bold text directing an insult at Trump. Green backdrop.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Black T shirt with white text that asks what has two thumbs and believes in science. Two cartoon hands point upward with raised thumbs. A small circular logo labeled History Worn Design sits below the hands. The bottom shows the website historyworn.xyz.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Ah yes… There’s that familiar feeling of anger and sadness.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Covfefe. Above all else.

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All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!
ChatGPT said:Red T shirt with a stylized US flag graphic. The center text reads “COVFEFE” in bold yellow letters with a black outline. A small circular “History Worn Design” logo and the text “historyworn.xyz” appear below the shirt.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Trump Headshot—Look at his range!

Sleepy Construction Worker
Tired Police Officer
Drowsy Psychiatrist
Dozy Sailor
Four edited photos show trump sitting with his eyes closed in different poses. Each square has a playful addition: a bright construction helmet, a police-style cap, a captain’s hat, and a smoking pipe. The vibe is sleepy and slightly comedic, as if he is dozing off while trying out various roles.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Did anyone follow up on the dogs and cats?!

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Bright orange tees with bold white text and black woodcut style art. The front shows a worried dog with the phrase “They’re eating the dogs!”. The back shows a wide eyed cat with “They’re eating the cats!”. The scene feels playful and dramatic, promoting historyworn.xyz at the bottom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Anyone else ready?

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All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!
It is a black T shirt with a white drawing of a pitchfork on the left and white gothic text on the right that says “I’ve got my pitchfork ready. Who’s with me?” A small circular History Worn Design logo and the text historyworn.xyz appear at the bottom.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Based in Phoenix... I can forgot it gets cold in other places. Here's the Mamdani quote in SWEATSHIRT format:

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A royal blue sweatshirt with graffiti-style red and white text reading “turn the volume up.” The design has a bold, energetic look. It’s laid out on a bed beside a pair of shoes and a suitcase. At the bottom is a logo and the URL “historyworn.xyz.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Should I start putting these for sale? 🤣🤣
A navy blue t-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger against a yellow brick wall. It features three white cards with gold cursive text reading “The Oval Office,” arranged in a tiered layout. Below, a small logo and the website “historyworn.xyz” appear at the bottom center.
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Inspired by Mamdani's speech.

Shop here: www.etsy.com/listing/4399...

All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!

Any ideas for improvements? Let me hear them!
A royal blue T-shirt features graffiti-style text reading “turn the volume up” in bold red with white accents and a dark outline. The design is centered and stacked vertically for impact. A circular “History Worn Design” logo and the website “historyworn.xyz” appear below.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Is this...could it be...positivity that I feel?
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Shop now: historyworn.xyz

All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!
The image shows four colorful T-shirts displayed on an orange background. Each shirt has a unique graphic: three feature different artistic renditions of a dumpster fire, while the fourth displays a cartoon pill bottle labeled “Stupid Pills.” At the bottom, a logo and website “historyworn.xyz” are visible.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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¿Es un pastel?
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Shit.

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All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!
A red T-shirt featuring a humorous cartoon design of a “BINGO” card where every square says “SHIT” except the center “FREE” space. The design includes a hand holding the card against a blue and yellow background, branded by History Worn Design with their logo and website link.
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I've got my pitchfork. Who's with me?

All profits go to Doctors Without Borders!

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The image shows a black T-shirt on a hanger held by a hand. The shirt features a white graphic of a pitchfork emitting rays, alongside gothic-style text that reads: “I’ve got my pitchfork ready. Who’s with me?”
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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🔥
The T-shirt is bright orange and features a centered black-and-white graphic of a dumpster on fire, illustrated in a woodcut or linocut style. The flames rise dramatically from the open dumpster, creating a bold, edgy design. The layout around the shirt includes gray accessories: a beanie, sneakers, sunglasses, and pants, suggesting a casual streetwear look. At the bottom of the image, there’s a circular logo for “History Worn Design” and the website “historyworn.xyz.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Pets inside everyone. Bring your pets inside at night!

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November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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We should have Trump, @aoc.bsky.social , and @crockett.house.gov do an episode of "U.S. Government Jeopardy" and if there's time "Business Ethics Jeopardy"
A person stands on a city street holding a large blue sign with handwritten white text that reads “suck it trump.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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sucK it trump.

Maybe my next protest sign.

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Orange t-shirt with a blue square graphic featuring white handwritten text that says “suck it trump”; bold political parody design with a retro quiz screen style. Shirt is laid flat on a solid orange background with “historyworn.xyz” branding at the bottom.
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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#shit

ALL profits go to Doctors Without Borders!

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The image shows three folded t-shirts arranged on a yellow surface. Each shirt has a humorous graphic design featuring the word “shit” as a recurring theme. The top orange shirt has a “BINGO” card where every square reads “SHIT,” except for the center “FREE” space. The middle navy shirt depicts a “SPIN THE WHEEL” game show-style graphic, with the wheel sections labeled “SHIT” and one “FREE.” The bottom red shirt shows an old-style computer error window with the message “Error: Shit.” and an “OK” button. At the bottom right corner is a small circular logo reading “HISTORY WORN DESIGN,” next to the website “historyworn.xyz.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This is what goes through my head when I hear trump speak.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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How much orange staining do you think is on the other side of the doorway?
Trump on af1
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Well when Bruce Dickinson says it….
I gotta have more ballroom
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM