Art Lover Mia
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Art Lover Mia
@historybuffmia.bsky.social
Born in 2005, outgoing, very good-tempered, enjoys history, art, computers, swimming, biking, and will talk to people about all sorts of issues!
This children's book reads:

The twins chatted in their mother's womb. The first one said, “Dad's pretty cool—he often pokes his head in to check on us. But he's not very hygienic—he just spits and leaves.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Sign in a flower field:
"Warning: Venomous snakes inside the garden.
Nearest hospital: 400 km away.
Take care of your own life, thank you for your cooperation "
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Here's a joke: Xiaomi's diving watch can't dive, Xiaomi's washing machine can walk, and Xiaomi's car is dubbed the “God of War of the Green Belt.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Once you're wealthy enough, you'll discover that storing large amounts of cash requires desiccants.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Here's a joke: After X started displaying account locations, people noticed that many crypto KOL were based in Myanmar or Cambodia.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
China's motorcycle influencers are absolutely insane.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This isn't some bizarre cult altar; this is Luchun County in Yunnan, China.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This NPC's name is ''The Kid Who Spaced Out''.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Online rumors claim this girl is a vocational school student who was PUA'd.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is the current state of Chinese financial bloggers on November 21st. You don't need to understand Chinese—just look at their expressions to know what's happening.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It is said that this is a video of training hostesses at a KTV.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This guy has a broken bone, yet he still comes over to solicit prostitutes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Tell a joke: Question: Could we solve China's debt problem this way? Shift all the debt onto one person, then kill him.

Answer: Congratulations on reinventing Christianity.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Here's a joke—it's an aphrodisiac ad: Men take it, women can't handle it; Women take it, men can't handle it; Both take it, the bed can't handle it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A dinosaur appeared on my eraser!
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Recently, China's Guangming Daily published this report: “To counter Takagi Sanae's provocation, I've volunteered to work five extra shifts each month without pay.”

Netizens joked: “To counter Takagi Sanae's provocation, I've volunteered to become wetware serving the nation.”
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This wall reads: No urinating or defecating here. Violators will get impotent dicks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Childless cat-loving woman
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
We merchants are the true practitioners of the spirit of equality. The equality politicians speak of is not genuine equality—it is merely a tool for their propaganda. They do not truly believe themselves to be equal to ordinary people.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The title of this web novel is After Jumping Off a Building After Losing All My Cryptocurrency, I Swapped Lives with HongKongDoll.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hahaha!
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tell a joke: My 15-year-old son bought a masturbator, and I caught him. His dad didn't care. How should I view this? How should I guide him?

Answer: Sure enough, most mothers-in-law don't like their daughters-in-law.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is X down again? I just noticed that all other platforms are working fine, but X isn't accessible.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This society has truly gone mad—even a kitchenware ad has to resort to softcore porn.
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Many criminal suspects, after being arrested, will deny everything in all sorts of ways:

That person looks a lot like me, but it's not me.

The accuracy rate of DNA identification is 99%, and I'm that 1%.

Taiwan is not a foreign country, so I didn't organize border crossings.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM