Bad King Wenceslas
@hipsterkibble.bsky.social
Dumb and/or frivolous lawyer. Mad a lot.
I know my behavior can be ... heh... erratic sometimes.
I know my behavior can be ... heh... erratic sometimes.
I have spent a significant amount of time trying to figure out what time it's safe to start feeding your mogwai again
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I have spent a significant amount of time trying to figure out what time it's safe to start feeding your mogwai again
I am eating Costco pizza at 930 am on Sunday like it's communion
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am eating Costco pizza at 930 am on Sunday like it's communion
They say you resemble your pizza order.
Mine is tasty in an uncany, off-putting, and haunting way: green olive, cream cheese, pineapple (unapologetic)
Mine is tasty in an uncany, off-putting, and haunting way: green olive, cream cheese, pineapple (unapologetic)
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They say you resemble your pizza order.
Mine is tasty in an uncany, off-putting, and haunting way: green olive, cream cheese, pineapple (unapologetic)
Mine is tasty in an uncany, off-putting, and haunting way: green olive, cream cheese, pineapple (unapologetic)
Guys you do realize that tomorrow is the first day of Plaidvent, right?
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Guys you do realize that tomorrow is the first day of Plaidvent, right?
Perfect* afternoon
*except for spurs
*except for spurs
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Perfect* afternoon
*except for spurs
*except for spurs
Michigan is so emo
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Michigan is so emo
What is the point of getting orange juice if I didn't get prosecco
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What is the point of getting orange juice if I didn't get prosecco
Yes and probably open!
Does anyone know if the skate ribbon downtown would be converted to ice skating and open today? I dont want to trek down there if its closed but I could use some skate time
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yes and probably open!
Does anyone know if the skate ribbon downtown would be converted to ice skating and open today? I dont want to trek down there if its closed but I could use some skate time
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Does anyone know if the skate ribbon downtown would be converted to ice skating and open today? I dont want to trek down there if its closed but I could use some skate time
Retiring the forest and spending all my time with otters, dogs, and wombats only
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Retiring the forest and spending all my time with otters, dogs, and wombats only
Sometimes I do wish AI could make breakfast burritos
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sometimes I do wish AI could make breakfast burritos
A nearly perfect Saturday morning
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A nearly perfect Saturday morning
Well, at least the snow in Omaha is really beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well, at least the snow in Omaha is really beautiful
Telling myself it's fun to be awake at 2 am with a sickening sense of dread and sadness
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Telling myself it's fun to be awake at 2 am with a sickening sense of dread and sadness
I was hoping for the Huskers to have a big enough lead i could take a nap
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I was hoping for the Huskers to have a big enough lead i could take a nap
I am hearing that the Kansas City Football team has lost again and I am thankful for that
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I am hearing that the Kansas City Football team has lost again and I am thankful for that
I am thankful for stretchy pants
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am thankful for stretchy pants
I am seriously so very thankful for so much this year
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I am seriously so very thankful for so much this year
We are all tired stuffed sausages like Brisket
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
We are all tired stuffed sausages like Brisket
I am thankful for food comas
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am thankful for food comas
I am thankful I am almost done cooking stuff
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I am thankful I am almost done cooking stuff
I am thankful I slept through the night it's a Thanksgiving miracle!
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I am thankful I slept through the night it's a Thanksgiving miracle!
Excited for the snow but now we can't go to Wisconsin to get Archie until next weekend 💔
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Excited for the snow but now we can't go to Wisconsin to get Archie until next weekend 💔
Brisket really loves his new sweater
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Brisket really loves his new sweater