Consecrated snowfield got hands, damn
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Consecrated snowfield got hands, damn
Craving a stupid little walk-in flash tattoo
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Craving a stupid little walk-in flash tattoo
Leftover pie for lunch starts today 🙏🏼
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Leftover pie for lunch starts today 🙏🏼
I’m gaslit super easy, okay?
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m gaslit super easy, okay?
Reposted by ass and throat
bottoms should get to preboard
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
bottoms should get to preboard
Going 88 with a pink monster in my hand on my way to get the chives I forgot — grandma would be so proud of me 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Going 88 with a pink monster in my hand on my way to get the chives I forgot — grandma would be so proud of me 🥹
Just now getting groceries with 4 hours to go until Friendsgiving is my extreme sport
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just now getting groceries with 4 hours to go until Friendsgiving is my extreme sport
“She’s such a fucking bitch I hate that girl” - about a middle school girl
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“She’s such a fucking bitch I hate that girl” - about a middle school girl
Must be the bald gays convention at work today damn
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Must be the bald gays convention at work today damn
Straight coworker said he liked my baggy sweater and I called it my eatin dress… he, uh… did not laugh.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Straight coworker said he liked my baggy sweater and I called it my eatin dress… he, uh… did not laugh.
I got man body?
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I got man body?
I can hear it purring from here
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I can hear it purring from here
And what if I said it was thong Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
And what if I said it was thong Tuesday
There’s something about the sza verse in Persuasive that snaps my pussy out of whatever funk it’s in that day everyone say thank you sza
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There’s something about the sza verse in Persuasive that snaps my pussy out of whatever funk it’s in that day everyone say thank you sza
Fuck, it’s a Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fuck, it’s a Sunday
Rode him and now he’s napping pussy really do be called NyQuil
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Rode him and now he’s napping pussy really do be called NyQuil
My favorite mug’s handle broke off off today do I go lay face down I traffic
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My favorite mug’s handle broke off off today do I go lay face down I traffic
One like and I’ll put my slack on dnd and spark up
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One like and I’ll put my slack on dnd and spark up
3/4 chub in light blue jeans
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
3/4 chub in light blue jeans
DL in a fishnet top?… ok
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
DL in a fishnet top?… ok
Alright bushes on the table where I can see em
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Alright bushes on the table where I can see em
They brought bagels to the department seminar AND I get to see Halsey today?
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They brought bagels to the department seminar AND I get to see Halsey today?
Jinx! You owe me head
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Jinx! You owe me head
Happy take his kids to work day!
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy take his kids to work day!