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Now I said fact check, and you quoted the bible?
If it had been the conversation would have gone much differently! 😊
In case the taco stand runs out of salsa? Me too!
Making late night brownies and @pastawater.bsky.social keeps trying to convince me they taste better if you’re shirtless while you mix the batter….can anyone fact check this?
Well next time you’re half-cocked I can tell you exactly what to do 😏
It honestly felt like they came in half-cocked to the conversation so I don’t know if they knew what they were doing or where they were going with it.
Like I think it was intended complimentary but they were definitely operating with information I did not also have.
I’m choosing to believe this was the intent.
Top five things you’ve ever posted, I’m stratospheric rn.
Some of the most stubborn and insistent people alive (my dearest friends) have tried before you.
Thinking about the guy who walked up to me unprompted at the bars and asked “do you play DnD?” And when I said no he replied “well you should, I mean, look at you”
This is the one time I’m gonna say flying direct by private jet can be considered reasonable.
Unfortunately it worked and now my lats have been destroyed and there’s nothing to photograph.
200mg of caffeine really working overtime to turn “why bother with anything” into “I’m gonna destroy my lats” today.
Slightly dreary day and I went to the farmers market and got so much good stuff and came home and opened all the windows and made a giant breakfast this morning (2pm).
I was even careful not to do that! It’s just the cover itself! And no it’s not even close to dry 😩
Duvet cover came out of the dryer in a knot so profound it to 20 minutes and three cries to get through it.