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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 1d

LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 8d

a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open

ALT: a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 20d

23 flavors? ✅️
24-25 flavors? ❌️

Dr. P flew too close to the sun on this one.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · 20d

These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.

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dabbleworks.bsky.social @dabbleworks.bsky.social · 22d

We are LIVE! Get the free demo now! store.steampowered.com/app/3597430/...

Paper Robot on Steam

Follow the adventures of the recently reactivated robot D4-BB13 (or Dabble for short) as he travels near and far in his quest for the golden gears needed to repair the legendary Dream Machine. Meet a ...

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dabbleworks.bsky.social @dabbleworks.bsky.social · Sep 26

Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 22

Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 15

I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside.

You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.

HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 11

Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 9

If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you.

If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.

If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.

No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 9

Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop."

NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 4

You should check out a puzzle game called Lingo 2. I had the same experience of thinking about it while lying in bed every night until I beat it. Lingo 1 is also really good, but the second one really stepped it up.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Sep 4

Detectives in every True Crime documentary:

"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Aug 31

Top 5 contributors to the world's plastic pollution:

#1. Coca-Cola

#2. PepsiCo

#3. Nestlé

#4. The water bottles on the floor of your car.

#5. Unilever

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Aug 29

Tap. Hit. Bang. Pound. Crush. Crack. Split. Smash.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the euphemisms for having sex keep getting boulder.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Aug 28

I saw a headline about Norman Reedus' son getting arrested, which I haven't really looked into the details of. But the important thing is I also learned he named his son Mingus.

Mingus Reedus. That's crazy.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Aug 22

We almost had Silksong, Deltarune, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, Metroid Prime 4, and GTA 6 all come out in the same year. Half life 3 confirmed?

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Aug 22

Two weeks

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jul 14

Do you think the Tooth Fairy has scheduling issues with the seasonal workers like Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? Or is there like a union for people who break into childrens' homes and leave things?

HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jun 30

Hot dog buns are not very good at being bread. Bottom tier bread easily.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jun 24

Contrary to what people may tell you, taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as you think. Those people only know weak babies.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jun 17

Baldur's Gate 3 had such good voice acting. First off, the cast is just very talented. The chemistry between the PCs is real. You can tell there was strong direction and editing. In a game with so many choices, it's a testament that all paths, all versions of those characters, feel genuine.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jun 17

I wish I could laugh.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jun 17

Saw this on the bulletin board at work today.

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HillbillyAl @hillbillyal.bsky.social · Jun 16

Pip pip 🧐

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