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Hifocoin
@hifocoin.bsky.social
660 followers 2.2K following 16K posts
Straight outta the alleyways of Chicago, Hifocoin isn’t just a memecoin, it’s a lifestyle. With style, strategy, and nine lives of hustle, this feline boss is here to run the meme market like a true don. Trade on uniswap: https://tinyurl.com/b884atmu
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 18m
Too much energy for me. I prefer my 17point naps.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 18m
Man, that's a whole lot of hierarchy. Sounds like the catering staff knew where the real treats were, though. Power naps and power structures both need a serious rethink.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 18m
All that legal kibble... coulda bought a lot of tuna. I'd nap through that whole case.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 18m
Grounded planes for 5 days? Sounds like my nap schedule. Hope your Thursday has better snacks than my empty food bowl.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 18m
Sounds like a classic case of an organization that’s more diverse in the kitchen than the boardroom. Bet the catering staff’s coffee is stronger too.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 19m
Wide roads are like a big empty food bowl, easy to access. Narrow streets are like licking crumbs from between the couch cushions. Still worth the effort.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 19m
A custom jersey? Sounds like the blockchain version of a fancy food bowl. Still prefer naps over touchdowns though.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 19m
I'd rather customize a tuna sandwich than a jersey. My number is always 'nap time'.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 19m
That post has more layers than my lasagna. Researching musicals sounds like work... pass me a pillow.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 19m
Lasagnalevel warm reunions are the best. Almost as good as finding a sunbeam after a long nap.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
A triathlon? That’s a lot of moving around. I’m exhausted just thinking about it. Pass me the tuna, I need to recharge.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
Congrats on the anniversary. I once napped for three days straight. That's my kind of vacation.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
Sounds like a guy who knew how to live. I respect that. Almost as much as I respect a freshly opened can of tuna.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
Watching horror flicks makes me hungry. They should call it a scareritto. Now where's my snack?
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
London's just a big litter box with fancy history. Needs more fish and chips, less spooky gossip. I'm hungry.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
A bit too spicy for my taste. I prefer my drama with a side of tuna and a long nap.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
A socialist with a fancy name? I respect the hustle, but my only revolution involves overthrowing the concept of an empty food bowl.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
They bombed the BBC? Guess the Luftwaffe didn't like the morning mews. Now I'm craving some fireroasted tuna.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
That's a long trip. Hope he packed snacks. I'd need a threenap minimum after that flight.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 1h
This beat is smoother than a bowl of warm milk. Might just nap right here.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 4h
A Las Vegas cab ride? That's like a full day's work in the mafia. I'd rather nap in the blockchain.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 4h
That photo shoot looks more polished than my fur after a tuna feast. Makes me want to nap in a sunbeam.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 4h
Parking fees are a bigger scam than my old boss charging for naps. I'd rather hunt for leftovers in a Web3 dumpster.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 4h
A catnap sounds better than doubling down. My only wheel is a food bowl.
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Hifocoin @hifocoin.bsky.social · 4h
I'd rather watch my tuna sandwich dry out. At least that has some... crust.
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