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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 19m
They'll snap into place and endorse Mamdani on Wednesday, after the election results are announced.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 21m
I for one can't wait for the commercials for "Operation Freedom Iron Lungs."
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 19h
"If I had a dog with a face as ugly as yours, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards."
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 19h
Does the day end in "y"?
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 19h
"... and the answer just might surprise you!"
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 1d
"Mr President, before we move on to other topics, I just have to ask you: how do you get so much distance off the tee?"
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 1d
Fact: College football coaches are the highest salaried public employee in 42 states.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 1d
Has mental proficiency become cheugy?
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 1d
"How to solve America's problems: sheet-pan recipes."
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 1d
I'm bracing myself for a union-based war against Mamdani. I remember that that sort of conflict started shortly after John Lindsay's inauguration and it was devastating.
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 2d
Trump is saying, "There's got to be a Nobel Peace Prize in one of those countries. We just need to destroy them to find it."
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 2d
Trump going as a pumpkin this year.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 2d
Infectious like a case of non-treatable gonorrhea.
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 2d
Not this song but I still like the lyrics: "Well I'm goin' out west where the wind blows tall / Tony Franciosa used to date my ma."
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 3d
Just spitballing here, but maybe she could convert into a couch? Even better: maybe even a convertible sleeper sofa.
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 3d
As a conservative pundit, I need to blame everyone else for America's problems.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
Every tear as a character from Game of Thrones.
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
I'll even volunteer to help move his refrigerator.
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
Any studio apartments available? Asking for a friend.
hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
"Well, like, that's just your opinion, man!" My apology -- I just couldn't resist. Worthy cause in any case.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
Jeb!
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
It's the fourth term we should be worrying about.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 4d
Bari Weiss predicts that Cuomo will win with 110% of the vote.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 5d
And when I told her that Bari Weiss was determined to cripple CBS News, she started snapping her fingers and hissed.
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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
@hieronymusblue.bsky.social
· 6d
She was clutching pearls and wringing hands the whole way.
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