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public smoking bans are immoral. instead, all domiciles and public spaces should be reformed into vast Arcologies constructed like Las Vegas casinos, so that everyone can safely smoke inside
Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
public smoking bans are immoral. instead, all domiciles and public spaces should be reformed into vast Arcologies constructed like Las Vegas casinos, so that everyone can safely smoke inside
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What reading this headline felt like
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What reading this headline felt like
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On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
You can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands before I ever give up to some goddamn machine.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands before I ever give up to some goddamn machine.
I’m just saying that Ada Wong did it all with a grappling gun while in a tight red dress and stiletto heels.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m just saying that Ada Wong did it all with a grappling gun while in a tight red dress and stiletto heels.
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My highlight of this morning will be when I get my cup of coffee and go out on the back porch to smoke in the fog.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My highlight of this morning will be when I get my cup of coffee and go out on the back porch to smoke in the fog.
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
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While The Pie Piper conjures itself from the pleasure of refusal of payment from services rendered, Stilts of Skin is borne from the greed of the wealthy.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
While The Pie Piper conjures itself from the pleasure of refusal of payment from services rendered, Stilts of Skin is borne from the greed of the wealthy.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
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Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
I had a dream Patti LuPone wore high crotch pants which revealed she only had a two foot torso.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I had a dream Patti LuPone wore high crotch pants which revealed she only had a two foot torso.
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🎵A little brains, a little talent…🎶
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎵A little brains, a little talent…🎶
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
I WILL bully the pope into wearing a taller hat.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I WILL bully the pope into wearing a taller hat.
I’m not 100% sure what is happening in this movie, but I’m almost certain this woman fucked a monster until cum came out her ears.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m not 100% sure what is happening in this movie, but I’m almost certain this woman fucked a monster until cum came out her ears.
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
Where is my Anna Wintour wig?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Where is my Anna Wintour wig?
I cannot express to you how much I hate HAVING to eat. Why can’t it just be a hobby? Hunger is so inconvenient.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I cannot express to you how much I hate HAVING to eat. Why can’t it just be a hobby? Hunger is so inconvenient.
Smoking is not healthy for you. But, considering how the world is dying and, by proxy, so are we as a species…
…light’em if you got’em.
…light’em if you got’em.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Smoking is not healthy for you. But, considering how the world is dying and, by proxy, so are we as a species…
…light’em if you got’em.
…light’em if you got’em.
Death, Gape, Girlcock.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
first three words you see describes your 2026
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November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Death, Gape, Girlcock.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
Goddamn, them kids got ugly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Goddamn, them kids got ugly.
Lately I have been commenting on the pope’s Instagram account and telling him to wear taller mitres.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Lately I have been commenting on the pope’s Instagram account and telling him to wear taller mitres.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
Dick Cheney is dead. Good.
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dick Cheney is dead. Good.