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heythar.bsky.social
HazelSquirrel
@heythar.bsky.social
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Dorky leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! this is a mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry

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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · Sep 13
Happy Flat Fuck Friday! …watch out for speeding steamrollers 💫 💫

🎨 @hearthfox.bsky.social

#flattened #flattening #furry #furryart
An orange cartoon squirrel named Hazel, flattened like a pancake and trying to stand up, wobbling as he does so.
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gulpspooky.bsky.social
old jellystone / top cat fanart.
love those funny cats.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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kelveron.bsky.social
Next time someone five times my size comes along and asks me to give them my seat, I'll just let them have it, so I don't end up getting pressed into a cushion for three hours straight...
I didn't need to get to know their butt this intimately... @//////@

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened
Keelva, squished and pressed into a cushion on top of a couch. She's been smushed into a wide, soft-looking pile, having been spread out like dough under someone else's behind, with a visible butt-print stamped into her. There is a sharp crease running down the center of the cushion. Keelva's face takes up the entire top side of the cushion, spread outward from the center.
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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thatfluffycorgi.bsky.social
[Cw// Flattening]
Me and @heythar.bsky.social decided to check out some last minute deals,, can’t say that went well..
#furry #flattening #flattened
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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pooltoy.art
When you're as tall as the house and your gown is as big as the living room, you tend to be left outside a lot...
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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squishyboye.bsky.social
heya, not much just giving an update, im experiencing burnout again but im taking it slow and not stressing myself out. My goal on ko-fi is at 88% and im still in need of help for bills and food!! anything helps hereee ;w;

#mutualaid
#helpsky

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November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
heythar.bsky.social
Your OC and/or me flattened on one of these :3
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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temporarytime4.bsky.social
Temp's cozy fit.
art by a friend :)
Temp wearing Silver turned into sweatpants
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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arcticasper.bsky.social
🐭The Chittari has finally released! 🐭

Find it on Jinxxy, Payhip, Ferune, and Gumroad!

Join the Chittari Colony today!

Check the replies below for Black Friday Codes and links to the public versions!👇
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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alvars3.bsky.social
*minecraft wolf bark* (huge painted cmm for @barklikea.dog ! thank you!!)
a painted piece of digital art done in the style of the promotional Minecraft renders depicting an anthropomorphic furry dog walking happily through a dark grove of cherry trees. their staff has a lantern on it, and it casts warm glow over everything it touches. they are mid stride, with their cape billowing in the wind. they're also chasing falling leaves through the breeze!
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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megacheeki.bsky.social
He loves the new top✨
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
heythar.bsky.social
They’re making John the Seal do the scam calls now 😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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flopbunny.bsky.social
Steamrolled metro
Art by @tonzono.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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flopbunny.bsky.social
Cassie and frosti shenanigans
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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garryojelly.bsky.social
A page shading sequence for @zekethewerewolf.bsky.social featuring his friend.

You should be careful when going on a spooky hunt in a haunted mansion. You may tip a string trap that drops a heavy Haunted piano on ya! Oof.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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princeofdingos.bsky.social
Anybody see the Clawhauser parade balloon?
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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temporarytime4.bsky.social
Starlight got got!
my part of an art trade
flat Starlight being peeled off the floor by a robotic arm
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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doodleduderichie.bsky.social
posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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ty-pesh.bsky.social
the american life
November 9, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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the-lori.bsky.social
Tumblr user arotaro: Bad joke time It can be frustrating when people confuse "aromantic" with "aromatic" but hey, you know what they say: Aros, by any other name, would smell as sweet. Tumblr user bandvn: First of all, how dare you
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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heythar.bsky.social
My good buddy @oceanotter.bsky.social so kindly drew me as a big girl and we goin to Canes together. I’m ALWAYS down for a visit to Canes ✨
Hazel the toon squirrel except as a girl, bulked up and heavier, practically strangling her little friend Otter in her left arm as she tries to figure out what to order at Raising Cane’s. Hazel is mostly orange with beige from cheeks to chin, black cartoon eyes and a brown dress. Otter is brown with beige fur on their front side, and wears red goggles on their head.
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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pooltoy.art
Ohmygoddd I'm in the parade!!! 👋
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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hanthecatsaur.bsky.social
PsssT Psssst Psssst...!!! n_n
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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ityslmemes.com
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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timberpuppers.bsky.social
Happy Buttsgiving!!

I'm thankful for the usual things. My family, my wonderful furry friends, the impending burst of the AI bubble, the continued existence of this whacky fandom where we can be our true authentic selves, the numerous pending lawsuits that will kill Gen AI, yummy food. The usual!
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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punkitt.bsky.social
hey folks!! im going to MFF this year and some last minute expenses + the holidays make it a tad harder on the wallet to actually go there, so I'm starting a lil goal on ko-fi to help with the costs. anything means a ton to me! :>
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November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM