[takes a bite of banh mi] "wow this tastes so good" [takes a bite of banh mi] "wow this tastes so good" [takes a bite of banh mi] "wow this tastes so good" [takes a bite of banh mi] "wow
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
[takes a bite of banh mi] "wow this tastes so good" [takes a bite of banh mi] "wow this tastes so good" [takes a bite of banh mi] "wow this tastes so good" [takes a bite of banh mi] "wow
i added halfhearted pronouns and a theta-delta into my bio but you're going to have to trust that i'm not a minor by my stubborn millennial refusal to post any identifying information about my person online
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i added halfhearted pronouns and a theta-delta into my bio but you're going to have to trust that i'm not a minor by my stubborn millennial refusal to post any identifying information about my person online
sometimes i wanna draw a picture but then a very cool part of my brain chimes in to remind me that my drawing idea is "Fake-Deep and Reddit" so i guess i'll just stick to drawing nothing instead. thanks man
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
sometimes i wanna draw a picture but then a very cool part of my brain chimes in to remind me that my drawing idea is "Fake-Deep and Reddit" so i guess i'll just stick to drawing nothing instead. thanks man
peeling away brainworms and worrying if that's all that's in there. nothing underneath, just more worms. this one holds onto your childhood ages 5-8. sorry this worm is kinda load-bearing to your current sense of self but it's gotta go. hey do you even remember what worms we've taken out before?
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
peeling away brainworms and worrying if that's all that's in there. nothing underneath, just more worms. this one holds onto your childhood ages 5-8. sorry this worm is kinda load-bearing to your current sense of self but it's gotta go. hey do you even remember what worms we've taken out before?
feels kinda embarrassing to be like "i'm gonna try and start reading books" but honestly it's probably more embarrassing to be like "i am going to read a bunch of posts that make me feel bad every day of my life"
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
feels kinda embarrassing to be like "i'm gonna try and start reading books" but honestly it's probably more embarrassing to be like "i am going to read a bunch of posts that make me feel bad every day of my life"
never thought i'd see the day but i really need to like. go outside and touch grass and make real friends that i can see and touch in real life. thank you rich people for making the internet shitty i guess. my home is burning and i need to find a new one
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
never thought i'd see the day but i really need to like. go outside and touch grass and make real friends that i can see and touch in real life. thank you rich people for making the internet shitty i guess. my home is burning and i need to find a new one
ME: Yeah it was kind of fucked, the locking systems for the chair broke and so when the rollercoaster braked he was like, fully flung out at like 70 into an opposing wall. SPECIFIC TYPE OF GAINER FETISH FRIEND: (heard “chair broke” and got so horny he momentarily blacked out) god i wish that was me
April 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
ME: Yeah it was kind of fucked, the locking systems for the chair broke and so when the rollercoaster braked he was like, fully flung out at like 70 into an opposing wall. SPECIFIC TYPE OF GAINER FETISH FRIEND: (heard “chair broke” and got so horny he momentarily blacked out) god i wish that was me