Brock Poulsen
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Brock Poulsen
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I'm a writer and a scoundrel...
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🌟 THE LAST SESSION X HOLLYWOOD PARK 🌟

A cult survivor turned social worker inherits a surprise parcel of land. Only problem? It's still occupied by the abusive fundamentalist group that raised her...and they're not giving up without a fight.

🌲🔪🩸♀️CULT DAUGHTER

#questpit #a #t #q
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CRIMSON PEAK x HGTV

💐 A flower-seller turned debutante who wants a home
💀 A disgraced celebrity necromancer trying to resurrect his reputation
🏚️ A crumbling gothic manor crawling with ghosts
🐶 …and 73 dogs

#questpit #A #F #Q
🤡 IT Chapter 2 x Weapons 🔪

Alex and Finn travel from their home in Illinois back to Alex's hometown in rural Tennessee.
together they uncover the connection between the missing children of Hewitt Falls and Alex's traumatic, buried history

#questpit #Q #H #A
I have a policy: I always let youtube ads run. I can't support every creator financially, but I can make sure they get paid some ad revenue when the opportunity arises.

this applies extra when youtube serves me an hour long ben shapiro ad. headphones out, and I'll just let that garbage run.
people say the healthcare system in the US is bad, but there are plenty of ways to get treatment
I've been sending queries to lit agents, and it's a discouraging process, but today I got a nice rejection. so, you know, silver linings? they called my story "compelling" but said it's not right for them

hoping to find the person for whom it is right!
nearly done with Lindy West's first book, which I read after reading her second book, and both are works of goddamn genius
apparently I've been using the British pronunciation of dais! how could they do this to me, personally? they're our strongest allies

but it's the opposite arrangement of vowels. producing basically the same sounds!
hey quick question why is dais pronounced like bias?

what is going on
for all the bad things the internet has given us, I will admit: it makes it easier to bully millionaires
thank god the dollar tree had the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

my ScreenBreakZ collection wouldn't be complete without the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

he's my favorite ScreenBreakZ
who wants to share custody of this kind of sleep item? what if either partner wants to face the other way? what if either human moves at some point in the night? it's going to make so much money and I'm so mad.
this seems like a joke product that someone accidentally decided to actually make. who would want this? it is two body pillows - both too small to be very useful - fused together with a smaller, even worse pillow. why would a person buy this?
also your reward for lifting weights will be to lift more, heavier weights
"If you sexually reject your nephew for not being cruel enough, you might be Harkonnen"
imagine being Brad Pitt's literal brother but looking exactly like you're Zach Braff's brother
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this exists it is called thinking
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
hey tillamook ice cream! is there a law about how many times you're allowed to say "really" on your product? because I'm about to turn a million dollar idea

into a two million dollar idea
I noticed that too, it's a good bit!
it might be time for you to take a look in the mirror and realize that yes: you're good at this stuff. and you're among fine company! congrats!
very normal content today, great work! just normal stuff happening on my favorite hot dog site