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Lara Henneman @lhenpen.bsky.social · 2d

🌟 THE LAST SESSION X HOLLYWOOD PARK 🌟

A cult survivor turned social worker inherits a surprise parcel of land. Only problem? It's still occupied by the abusive fundamentalist group that raised her...and they're not giving up without a fight.

🌲🔪🩸♀️CULT DAUGHTER

#questpit #a #t #q

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Katie Van Amburg @kvanamburg.bsky.social · 2d

CRIMSON PEAK x HGTV

💐 A flower-seller turned debutante who wants a home
💀 A disgraced celebrity necromancer trying to resurrect his reputation
🏚️ A crumbling gothic manor crawling with ghosts
🐶 …and 73 dogs

#questpit #A #F #Q

A collage of mainly black and green images, featuring skulls, candles, dogs, books, flowers, cottages, forests, and ghosts. There are some graphics on it that show dog paw prints, a teacup, and a moon. The text reads: Houndstooth Hollow: When Artemisia inherits a manor from the mother she never met, she expects newfound wealth and a lovely home in the countryside — not a crumbling gothic manor overrun by 73 dogs, countless dangerous ghosts, and one disgraced celebrity necromancer. In order to pay back her debts and save her new home, she must brave the debutante world to secure a fortune and reluctantly enlist the help of the necromancer, whose dark magic represents everything she’s tried so hard to leave behind.

A collage of mostly black and green images, featuring old manor houses, crumbling greenhouses, lots of dogs, and quaint cozy cottages in the sunlight. There are some graphics, such as dog paw prints, a moth, a dog face, and stars. The text reads that this is for fans of gothic cottagecore, afternoon tea & midnight rituals, sentient manor, occult academia magic system, necromancy, forced proximity (haunted house), floriography, haunt the rich, cemetery picnics, and haunting as metaphor. There are also comp titles listed: Belladonna, Half a Soul, The Spellshop, Sorcery of Thorns, The Haunting of Hill House, Crimson Peak, The Addams Family, Tim Burton, India Holton, whimsical macabre, and books where the dogs don’t die.

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 2d

🤡 IT Chapter 2 x Weapons 🔪

Alex and Finn travel from their home in Illinois back to Alex's hometown in rural Tennessee.
together they uncover the connection between the missing children of Hewitt Falls and Alex's traumatic, buried history

#questpit #Q #H #A

a dilapidated treehouse, with claw-like branches surrounding it

a tall, shadowy creature with empty eyes and long, thin limbs

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 3d

I have a policy: I always let youtube ads run. I can't support every creator financially, but I can make sure they get paid some ad revenue when the opportunity arises.

this applies extra when youtube serves me an hour long ben shapiro ad. headphones out, and I'll just let that garbage run.

screenshot of a youtube ad, paid for by the Ben Shapiro Show, with 38 minutes of runtime remaining

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 4d

people say the healthcare system in the US is bad, but there are plenty of ways to get treatment

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Dan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 9d

The Great Commission strives to tell the story of early Christian evangelists. I have complicated feelings on it. My review: spacebiff.com/2025/10/29/t...

Neither Board Nor Counters

I remember the first time I felt doubt. It was the night my little sister was diagnosed with type-1 diabetes. Mom figured it out at the grocery store — we’d been through this once before — an…

spacebiff.com

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 9d

I've been sending queries to lit agents, and it's a discouraging process, but today I got a nice rejection. so, you know, silver linings? they called my story "compelling" but said it's not right for them

hoping to find the person for whom it is right!

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 10d

nearly done with Lindy West's first book, which I read after reading her second book, and both are works of goddamn genius

the book Shrill by Lindy West, sitting open on a man's lap

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 10d

apparently I've been using the British pronunciation of dais! how could they do this to me, personally? they're our strongest allies

but it's the opposite arrangement of vowels. producing basically the same sounds!

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 10d

hey quick question why is dais pronounced like bias?

what is going on

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 19d

for all the bad things the internet has given us, I will admit: it makes it easier to bully millionaires

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 19d

thank god the dollar tree had the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

my ScreenBreakZ collection wouldn't be complete without the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

he's my favorite ScreenBreakZ

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 22d

who wants to share custody of this kind of sleep item? what if either partner wants to face the other way? what if either human moves at some point in the night? it's going to make so much money and I'm so mad.

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 22d

this seems like a joke product that someone accidentally decided to actually make. who would want this? it is two body pillows - both too small to be very useful - fused together with a smaller, even worse pillow. why would a person buy this?

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Oct 7

also your reward for lifting weights will be to lift more, heavier weights

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Oct 3

"If you sexually reject your nephew for not being cruel enough, you might be Harkonnen"

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Oct 1

still undefeated

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Sep 30

imagine being Brad Pitt's literal brother but looking exactly like you're Zach Braff's brother

Brad Pitt and his brother Doug. Doug doesn't look very much like Brad; he looks a lot like Zach Braff.

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · Sep 20

this exists it is called thinking

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Sep 14

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Sep 14

nailed it

Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Sep 14

hey tillamook ice cream! is there a law about how many times you're allowed to say "really" on your product? because I'm about to turn a million dollar idea

into a two million dollar idea

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Sep 10

I noticed that too, it's a good bit!

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Sep 10

it might be time for you to take a look in the mirror and realize that yes: you're good at this stuff. and you're among fine company! congrats!

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · Sep 5

very normal content today, great work! just normal stuff happening on my favorite hot dog site

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