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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 14h

God knew that I would be too powerful if I had access to a dehydrator, so I’ve never had access to one… until now!

In an affront to god that will surely land me in one of the sexier circles of Hell, I have a dehydrator and I’m gonna turn some dill pickles into a delicious powder.

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Katie Bernt @berntkat.com · 3d

Penis Praeger

[YTP] Den Is Prager

YouTube video by very tall bart

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 3d

Interviewer: ”where do you see yourself in five years?”

Me, blessed with The Sight: “KILLED BY BIRDS NEXT QUESTION.”

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 4d

My birthday is next week, and nothing says “happy birthday” like seeing Funny Games (2007) on the big screen (with accompanying drag performance) with some friends who don’t know what it is! 🥰

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 5d

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 4d

Me, awkwardly eating baby carrots and ranch at an Eyes Wide Shut S&M orgy craft services table: “ah, dungeon food. Delicious in dungeon! Heheh, right?”

A sitting republican senator getting spitroasted by two trans women in Comedy and Tragedy masks: 👍

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 4d

The thin Rebel Wilson ad where she tells you to micro dose ozempic with her blank, soulless eyes certainly felt like the modern equivalent of trumpets heralding the end of times.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 6d

Getting mad about how they airbrushed Sigourney Weaver’s bush out of Alien again.

Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 6d

Trobbio down. Rip to a real one, that “death scene,” simply incredible

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 7d

My doctor says that ffs wait times are super long now (nearly a year and a half for a consult), so I guess I’ll just have to get a bunch of tattoos and piercings to decorate and punish the flesh while I wait.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 8d

For some reason I can’t stop thinking about an Omelas Fox News host referring to the child as a “military aged male”

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 9d

Pairs well with arm trauma!

Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 10d

Now that you’re closing in on the end of Silksong, which boss was the hardest fight for you?

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 10d

When I was a kid, I had a toy of the probe droid from star wars, and I thought it was really cool. However, because I didn’t know the term “probe” in a recon sense, just in the alien abduction sense, I thought that it was a robot meant to stick things in your butt. Either way, great design.

Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 10d

They couldn’t even get someone with different hair color.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 10d

Shout out to the gay couple at Costco who made eye contact with me, immediately clocked me as queer, and gave me a wink and a big smile.

Smaller shout out to my pharmacist who asked me “oh um are your uh, legal name and um *quietly* gender up to date?” We love an awkward ally.

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 11d

here’s the notes app speech we would have given ✊

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 12d

I’ve read a couple books on him and that’s correct iirc. Wasn’t known to crossdress, I’ve never heard of a Jorgensen reference, and nothing more than speculation that he was trans. It wasn’t a gender thing for him, it was an obsession with his mother and a broken mind. Never used a chainsaw either.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 13d

It’s joins the ranks of “Bulls on Parade in Strongbad voice” and “literally anything in Choose Goose voice” in my arsenal of annoying melodies

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 13d

Sitting on my sunny balcony, eating pigs in a blanket, drinking a refreshing beverage, and reading a book on witchcraft. Experts are calling it a “nice afternoon.”

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 13d

New thing I do that annoys my wife: singing Closer by NIN in a withered old man voice.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 15d

She was looking at the lamp, sighing, and I asked her if she was gonna get it. She said no. We walked toward the checkout, and when I turned back to ask her a question, she was clutching the lamp and a bottle of lavender syrup to her chest as one would their beloved children.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 17d

I invented a new game to play with my cats. It’s called “little bug, big bug.” How we play is I point at my younger cat and say “little bug,” and usually she meows, and then I point at my older cat and say “big bug,” and she does nothing. That’s it. It’s really fun, I think they love it.

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 17d

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Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 18d

Anybody else notice that it sounds like The Last Judge says “diarrhea” at the start of her fight? Like “Di-ya-ray-ahhh!”

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