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Lilith @thereallilith.bsky.social · 7d

Cartoon style dog draw with crayons that says "Be a freak! Be a weirdo!"

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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 14d

O.M.G. 💀

🎬 @iamthecookieboss (IG)

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 16d

ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · 19d

Casual SW fans watching CJ's General Greivous video and learning the term "clanker" actually originates from Star Wars

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · 25d

Antifa is not an organization, it's Anti-fascism.
Antifa is not an organization, it's Anti-fascism.
Antifa is not an organization, it's Anti-fascism.
Antifa is not an organization, it's Anti-fascism.
Antifa is not an organization, it's Anti-fascism.
Antifa is not an organization, it's Anti-fascism.

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · 27d

Never forget what they took from us. Go down as many rabbit holes as you want, no one can stop you!

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · 27d

Remember when conspiracies were a hippy thing?

Saying shit that makes us sound like lunatics OUR fun cool thing goddammit!

They're putting shit in the water to make everyone racist.

JD Vance is a sk*nw*lker

Trump really died and the aliens replaced him with a clone

FUCK IT, GO CRAZY.

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · 27d

Remember when conspiracies were a hippy thing?

Saying shit that makes us sound like lunatics OUR fun cool thing goddammit!

They're putting shit in the water to make everyone racist.

JD Vance is a sk*nw*lker

Trump really died and the aliens replaced him with a clone

FUCK IT, GO CRAZY.

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 10

Through my interactions with Zoomers and Gen Alpha, I've discovered that they will have two types of hyperfixations: One where they will dedicated a 5-hour video essay's worth yap session to, and another where they will just declare "Minion Movie is peak" with conviction and refuse to elaborate.

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 10

youtu.be/o8jdzfHvCI8?...

What, I can't say I want the president beheaded via guillotine French Revolution style???

Sheesh, you can't say ANYTHING without being labeled woke nowadays.

Barnaby Jones - Kill The President (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Barnaby Jones

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 9

The absurdity of cartoons have seeped into reality in the worst possible way. Now basically this guy is all over the US House and Senate.

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 9

In the cartoons I watched as a kid, there'd be villains like this guy, who started an "Anti-Recess Movement" and even funded a tractor beam to alter the moon's orbit so there'd be no vacation and kids would be in school all year long. He did this for no other reason than he was evil and hated kids.

Dr Philium Benedict, the main villain from the Recess movie

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 9

In the cartoons I watched as a kid, there'd be villains like this guy, who started an "Anti-Recess Movement" and even funded a tractor beam to alter the moon's orbit so there'd be no vacation and kids would be in school all year long. He did this for no other reason than he was evil and hated kids.

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 9

Fighting game numeric notation is the kind of shit Lovecraft would write a novel about.

"It's just like a numpad", the vile cultists regurgitated, as I was beset by obscene incantations that befuddled my senses "2H, 6M", babbling vulgarities that could only come from a foul place amongst the stars.

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 8

"This villain is a good person underneath, I can fix them"

Laaaaame, that just means they can be a good person outside too but just aren't trying hard enough.
Give me a pure evil villain any day. As in, embodies the concept of evil itself. That's way more interesting than your toxic failures.

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · Oct 7

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · Oct 6

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 3

"This ship is canon now? It's too vanilla!"

Yes, these characters seem happy together and have a healthy relationship and that sucks, EVERYONE must be a toxic disaster!

No seriously, why is shipping culture like this? Who hurt you?

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · Oct 2

It's crazy how staying to yourself and not bothering people… bothers people

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Oct 1

Headband this, green crayon that.

Nobody is talking about the fact that Ralsei is obviously the scratch and sniff marshmallow stickers, like come on.

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 29

Working in Healthcare or a Federal job be like

Quinn @umbrellainkart.bsky.social · Sep 20

Honey, you got a big storm coming #knightsofguinevere

a drawing of Andi from Knights of Guinevere standing in front of the Lower Labs with a panicked smile. subtitles have her saying "another morally neutral day at work at the Evil Factory!"

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Quinn @umbrellainkart.bsky.social · Sep 20

Honey, you got a big storm coming #knightsofguinevere

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 25

As a warlock, can confirm

My only good spell is Eldritch Blast 😔

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 25

This is why they don't want us taking Tylenol. They know it'll turn us all into sneaky archers.

*overthrows the US government*

"Must have been the wind"

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 25

Apparently autism gives you a natural stealth buff. I was talking to parents who have ND kids and they said how their kids will just appear behind them sometimes.

And I'm just like "Huh, I do that too, I thought people just had bad spacial awareness"

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 25

Apparently autism gives you a natural stealth buff. I was talking to parents who have ND kids and they said how their kids will just appear behind them sometimes.

And I'm just like "Huh, I do that too, I thought people just had bad spacial awareness"

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 24

Personally I'd rather just have autism than a tummy ache, thanks

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herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 24

Nobody is talking about the fact that Sans in Undertale was gonna say something but he forgot, but he remembers what it was in the 10th Anniversary stream

herosshade.bsky.social @herosshade.bsky.social · Sep 23

youtu.be/C26DPi9rb8Y?...

"I'm the guy that causes joy for FUN."

Me in games with alignment systems choosing all the good options because helping everyone is my power fantasy

if Evil Jax wrote the TADC Episode 6 monologue

YouTube video by ElɛcWɑff

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