Randal Hendrickson
@hendrickson.bsky.social
Political Theory PhD, history of ideas sort, MS in Library and Info Science. Working out some stuff at "The Vapors.” Would love you to have a look.
https://thevapors.substack.com/
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The vapors is a "malady of happy people," said Rousseau. When I suffer it, I observe while the getting is good. Click to read The Vapors, by Randal Hendrickson, a Substack publication. Launched 11 day...
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Academic writing is killing me, but I’m addicted to excellent prose.
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Academic writing is killing me, but I’m addicted to excellent prose.
Dude. We’ll call it fucking CANTO! Like the things that Italian dude Del Frisco wrote about hell, dude. Because. This. Is. Hot. Too. Fucking CANTO, bro.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dude. We’ll call it fucking CANTO! Like the things that Italian dude Del Frisco wrote about hell, dude. Because. This. Is. Hot. Too. Fucking CANTO, bro.
Me: “She is so pretty.”
Andrew Tate, between two shirtless, shaved, and sweaty men tightening their torsos: “That is gay.”
Andrew Tate, between two shirtless, shaved, and sweaty men tightening their torsos: “That is gay.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: “She is so pretty.”
Andrew Tate, between two shirtless, shaved, and sweaty men tightening their torsos: “That is gay.”
Andrew Tate, between two shirtless, shaved, and sweaty men tightening their torsos: “That is gay.”
How can you be a menswear expert and still look to be blown from the ass of a giant Kohl’s? Thats the Michael Anton question.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How can you be a menswear expert and still look to be blown from the ass of a giant Kohl’s? Thats the Michael Anton question.
What is kitty? The kitty is who kitties the most kitty way at the most kitty time.
—Aristotle picking out a kitty at the shelter
—Aristotle picking out a kitty at the shelter
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What is kitty? The kitty is who kitties the most kitty way at the most kitty time.
—Aristotle picking out a kitty at the shelter
—Aristotle picking out a kitty at the shelter
Say what you want about Kash Patel’s disastrous performance in a position magnitudes beyond his grasp and bearing.
He just looks cool as hell.
He just looks cool as hell.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Say what you want about Kash Patel’s disastrous performance in a position magnitudes beyond his grasp and bearing.
He just looks cool as hell.
He just looks cool as hell.
He’s acting all fucked up because I called his skunk a penguin. I knew he’d be insane when I took him from that Amish farm nearly ten years ago.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He’s acting all fucked up because I called his skunk a penguin. I knew he’d be insane when I took him from that Amish farm nearly ten years ago.
I have a series of clever and killer jokes about Burroughs’s “Junkie” that hit that sweet spot between philosophy and experience. All of my dead friends thought that I really got it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I have a series of clever and killer jokes about Burroughs’s “Junkie” that hit that sweet spot between philosophy and experience. All of my dead friends thought that I really got it.
No exit is no escape. Craft your own violent solution.
Am I the only one who understands "Sense and Sensibility"?
Am I the only one who understands "Sense and Sensibility"?
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
No exit is no escape. Craft your own violent solution.
Am I the only one who understands "Sense and Sensibility"?
Am I the only one who understands "Sense and Sensibility"?
Thanksgiving performance: not bad.
On review:
Am told that “You can look at my pants, but don’t touch them” set the wrong tone.
And “You don’t like me because you’re scared. I can see and smell your fear” was “counterproductive.”
On review:
Am told that “You can look at my pants, but don’t touch them” set the wrong tone.
And “You don’t like me because you’re scared. I can see and smell your fear” was “counterproductive.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Thanksgiving performance: not bad.
On review:
Am told that “You can look at my pants, but don’t touch them” set the wrong tone.
And “You don’t like me because you’re scared. I can see and smell your fear” was “counterproductive.”
On review:
Am told that “You can look at my pants, but don’t touch them” set the wrong tone.
And “You don’t like me because you’re scared. I can see and smell your fear” was “counterproductive.”
I shouldn’t have told you guys that “Han Solo” means “die alone.” I knew but didn’t know how much that series meant to you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I shouldn’t have told you guys that “Han Solo” means “die alone.” I knew but didn’t know how much that series meant to you.
Based on user data, I believe LMAO to mean:
Let Me Announce Onanism
Let Me Announce Onanism
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Based on user data, I believe LMAO to mean:
Let Me Announce Onanism
Let Me Announce Onanism
He keeps me safe from aggressors.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He keeps me safe from aggressors.
It’s a soft porn scene. A bed. A couple going at it. A funky-ass bassline plays. Pan out. The bassist is standing at the edge bed, playing live and super into the whole thing.
I gave that concept to my dude in film class back when. Big success. No credit. Not why I do it.
I gave that concept to my dude in film class back when. Big success. No credit. Not why I do it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s a soft porn scene. A bed. A couple going at it. A funky-ass bassline plays. Pan out. The bassist is standing at the edge bed, playing live and super into the whole thing.
I gave that concept to my dude in film class back when. Big success. No credit. Not why I do it.
I gave that concept to my dude in film class back when. Big success. No credit. Not why I do it.
My step-sister caught shit for having boys with tattoos over. It was a victory for her when Dad discovered I had a few. What neither of them understood is that not all tattoos are the same and that my journey is profound. I uniquely call it “chasing the dragon,” my journey.
Huh?
Huh?
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My step-sister caught shit for having boys with tattoos over. It was a victory for her when Dad discovered I had a few. What neither of them understood is that not all tattoos are the same and that my journey is profound. I uniquely call it “chasing the dragon,” my journey.
Huh?
Huh?
The reason I’m lonesome is because relationships are too easy to attain.
I am hero.
I cast my gaze, and address my longing, to the interplanetary experience.
I depend deeply on an internet connection, but, otherwise, I am perfectly free.
I am hero.
I cast my gaze, and address my longing, to the interplanetary experience.
I depend deeply on an internet connection, but, otherwise, I am perfectly free.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The reason I’m lonesome is because relationships are too easy to attain.
I am hero.
I cast my gaze, and address my longing, to the interplanetary experience.
I depend deeply on an internet connection, but, otherwise, I am perfectly free.
I am hero.
I cast my gaze, and address my longing, to the interplanetary experience.
I depend deeply on an internet connection, but, otherwise, I am perfectly free.
Male loneliness finds its highest (which is to say lowest) expression in “critique.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Male loneliness finds its highest (which is to say lowest) expression in “critique.”
Pure beef? Follow the arrow.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pure beef? Follow the arrow.
I dress like the foremost authority on the question: “What if I could date a mermaid?”
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I dress like the foremost authority on the question: “What if I could date a mermaid?”
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🏴☠️💀🏴☠️
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🏴☠️💀🏴☠️
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
🏴☠️💀🏴☠️
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🏴☠️💀🏴☠️
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Saw Orcutt Shelley Miller last night.
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Orcutt Shelley Miller - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Saw Orcutt Shelley Miller last night.
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Got a day going. A visit to my dude to zap a blank ditch that’s been troubling me. And then off to see these guys a few blocks down the road. Fun.
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Got a day going. A visit to my dude to zap a blank ditch that’s been troubling me. And then off to see these guys a few blocks down the road. Fun.
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
Mr. Rogers, Cap Coleman, and sailor guy with kitty. My spirit guides this winter.
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mr. Rogers, Cap Coleman, and sailor guy with kitty. My spirit guides this winter.