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@henchmanforhire.bsky.social

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Henchman for Hire! Please I need money. ((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun)) #MVRP #DCURP #DCUO

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Aug 17

GOTHAM FILE:

𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: N/A

𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬: Trickshot

𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Low-Level Villain

𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧: Exobyte Event

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬: Human

𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬: • Advanced Acrobatic Abilities
• Enhanced Speed, Reflexes, Strength
• Proficiency with Staff Weapons
• Above Average Technological Skills
• [REDACTED]

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 2d

Right? Can't figure it out. Really robbing me of great resume additions.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 3d

No!

I don't get hired for them. No idea why.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4d

Primary colors are GREAT unless it's a stealth mission.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 6d

Well! You certainly did do that.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 6d

'Want' is a strong word. Think of it more like...

Disappointed in your lack of commitment.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 7d

Well then boo what's the point.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 7d

Ohh.

Shouldn't you have like six of those.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 7d

[leaning in, squinting]

Do you not have nipples or are they just very, very small-

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 7d

"Oh just a smattering of this and that... Mostly acrobatics and endurance. They weren't polite enough to give me a menu OR receipt. Can you imagine!"

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 7d

And?

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 11d

I say more mentally unwell things, I get more followers.

Are you here to watch my decline happen in real time? Are you hoping I'll get better?

What is your motive.