Trickshot
@henchmanforhire.bsky.social
Henchman for Hire!
Please I need money.
((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun))
#MVRP #DCURP #DCUO
Please I need money.
((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun))
#MVRP #DCURP #DCUO
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Trickshot
@henchmanforhire.bsky.social
· Aug 17
GOTHAM FILE:
𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: N/A
𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬: Trickshot
𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Low-Level Villain
𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧: Exobyte Event
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬: Human
𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬: • Advanced Acrobatic Abilities
• Enhanced Speed, Reflexes, Strength
• Proficiency with Staff Weapons
• Above Average Technological Skills
• [REDACTED]
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𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: N/A
𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬: Trickshot
𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Low-Level Villain
𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧: Exobyte Event
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬: Human
𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬: • Advanced Acrobatic Abilities
• Enhanced Speed, Reflexes, Strength
• Proficiency with Staff Weapons
• Above Average Technological Skills
• [REDACTED]
>>
Go! Go! Go!
Quick bank robbery to start the night.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Go! Go! Go!
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HOWEVER, it seems that VILLAINS and perhaps some HEROES that are in possession of ANNOYING TELEPATHIC ABILITIES are able to see something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
HOWEVER, it seems that VILLAINS and perhaps some HEROES that are in possession of ANNOYING TELEPATHIC ABILITIES are able to see something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
HOWEVER, it seems that VILLAINS and perhaps some HEROES that are in possession of ANNOYING TELEPATHIC ABILITIES are able to see something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
HOWEVER, it seems that VILLAINS and perhaps some HEROES that are in possession of ANNOYING TELEPATHIC ABILITIES are able to see something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
Some SUPER UNAPPEALING posters have been appearing all over Gotham.
They seem almost SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be as REPULSIVE AS POSSIBLE to almost ANY SAPIENT BEING.
They seem almost SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be as REPULSIVE AS POSSIBLE to almost ANY SAPIENT BEING.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Some SUPER UNAPPEALING posters have been appearing all over Gotham.
They seem almost SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be as REPULSIVE AS POSSIBLE to almost ANY SAPIENT BEING.
They seem almost SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be as REPULSIVE AS POSSIBLE to almost ANY SAPIENT BEING.
//i had a really fucking stupid idea while working out i need to execute on it before I lose my drive
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
//i had a really fucking stupid idea while working out i need to execute on it before I lose my drive
Ohhhh my God little bat guy little bat guy so CUTE
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ohhhh my God little bat guy little bat guy so CUTE
Everyone loves it when supers wear those tight, itty bitty one piece suits with no pants.
They have no idea how many times I've seen those ladies digging like a 49er to get those things out of their cheeks!
They have no idea how many times I've seen those ladies digging like a 49er to get those things out of their cheeks!
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Everyone loves it when supers wear those tight, itty bitty one piece suits with no pants.
They have no idea how many times I've seen those ladies digging like a 49er to get those things out of their cheeks!
They have no idea how many times I've seen those ladies digging like a 49er to get those things out of their cheeks!
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On a related note, I do not know this man
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
On a related note, I do not know this man
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You also work cheap and are insane enough that even if you did say that Lex Luthor hired you, no one would believe you
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You also work cheap and are insane enough that even if you did say that Lex Luthor hired you, no one would believe you
It's important to have a very annoying evil laugh when you're a henchman.
It's so heroes have an easy time absolutely murdering the shit out of you before dramatically choosing to spare your boss because they're 'not a killer'.
It's so heroes have an easy time absolutely murdering the shit out of you before dramatically choosing to spare your boss because they're 'not a killer'.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's important to have a very annoying evil laugh when you're a henchman.
It's so heroes have an easy time absolutely murdering the shit out of you before dramatically choosing to spare your boss because they're 'not a killer'.
It's so heroes have an easy time absolutely murdering the shit out of you before dramatically choosing to spare your boss because they're 'not a killer'.
It's very cute when he vagues like an angsty teenager, also.
Unrelated note, always get paid half up front in cash so they can't change their mind and fire you for being annoying!
Unrelated note, always get paid half up front in cash so they can't change their mind and fire you for being annoying!
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It's very cute when he vagues like an angsty teenager, also.
Unrelated note, always get paid half up front in cash so they can't change their mind and fire you for being annoying!
Unrelated note, always get paid half up front in cash so they can't change their mind and fire you for being annoying!
It's always a real fun day when Lex Luthor has to begrudgingly hire me for a job because no one else is crazy enough to do it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It's always a real fun day when Lex Luthor has to begrudgingly hire me for a job because no one else is crazy enough to do it.
//please these two CANNOT be friends someone come sabotage this immediately
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
//please these two CANNOT be friends someone come sabotage this immediately
It's 6am in NOVEMBER and I'm sweating my balls off. Time to go fucking murder some oil barons, so I can SLEEP-
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's 6am in NOVEMBER and I'm sweating my balls off. Time to go fucking murder some oil barons, so I can SLEEP-
A good time to bring this back-
I usually don't befriend villains.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
A good time to bring this back-
He's still mad about the claspers joke.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
He's still mad about the claspers joke.
"Congratulations on All Your New Diseases!"
❝ Oh my GOD, I just made out with Gotham's number one villain!! What is WRONG with me?! ❞
The guilt has set in.
The guilt has set in.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"Congratulations on All Your New Diseases!"
"Rimshot, but you're not funny enough to have met him."
youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY?...
youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY?...
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Rimshot, but you're not funny enough to have met him."
youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY?...
youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY?...
"HAHAHA!!! Well if you're so determined to fuck me my brother might just show up, you know-"
“Fuck Trickshot. I prefer his more successful brother. Moneyshot.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"HAHAHA!!! Well if you're so determined to fuck me my brother might just show up, you know-"
With what lips, I ask!!
“Pigeons suck”
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
With what lips, I ask!!
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'Faster than a speeding bullet!'
As opposed to those type B personality, lackadaisical bullets that just sorta meander along.
Who writes these things.
As opposed to those type B personality, lackadaisical bullets that just sorta meander along.
Who writes these things.
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
'Faster than a speeding bullet!'
As opposed to those type B personality, lackadaisical bullets that just sorta meander along.
Who writes these things.
As opposed to those type B personality, lackadaisical bullets that just sorta meander along.
Who writes these things.
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Bold of you to assume him and Joker ever break intense homoerotic eye contact long enough for me to get concussed.
August 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bold of you to assume him and Joker ever break intense homoerotic eye contact long enough for me to get concussed.
Money Tastes Bad.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Money Tastes Bad.