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final atomic filibuster
they really released that shit looking like this
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the funniest possible outcome for hardware prices being this extreme is google reannouncing stadia like its morbius's second theatrical release
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
something i keep thinking about is how stupid the amounts of money tech companies have and how they could keep throwing it into the AI dumpsterfire until it does enough permanent systemic damage to miraculously dodge bankruptcy like uber or airbnb
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
i'm at the pizza hut
i'm at the taco bell
i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
the singular most offputting thing about the new street fighter movie is it has netflix costume syndrome where it looks sterile and unworn, but also like they made the costumes before casting a single actor. even the basic shirts don't fit right.

the lighting makes it worse
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
this is already the system we have. all billionaires are dipshits.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
everyone: We don't like touching poop

tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid

the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
boycott mcdonalds btw
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the reasons the republicans suddenly turned on trump are his increasing unpopularity and the inevitability of his dictatorship waning.

they smell weakness and this is their justification to hate him for it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
today has fully convinced me god is real and we are all sims in their ladderless swimming pool
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
they really capitulated because planes were running late and they wanted to fly, huh
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
records show Mamdani calling a mall pretzel vendor his auntie, despite having never met Ms. Anne.
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
am i going insane. am i getting a/b tested. why did youtube make the engagement bar into cum
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
the ceased wing
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
every day in america feels like fighting one of those jRPG superbosses where they heal themselves to full every other turn
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
portland is a warzone today specifically the traffic caused by kristi doing a cosplay tour.
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
current prediction: as fortnite normalized the IP-ification of all game products resulting in a mass of cultureless slop, superbonk will push indie games to use pointless meme-ification to gain audiences, drowning originality in pursuit of making the next rags-to-riches darling, crab-bucket style.
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
some angry weirdos who no one will bang wanna make an authoritarian example out of the stupid little city i live in where people write 'penis girl' on bathroom walls and argue about who gets the cat when their throuple breaks up

leave us alone
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
the only 82nd i want in portland is the avenue.

its got asian grocery stores, overpriced furniture, and used rv lots. truly the cultural hotbed of this city.
October 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i'm in the rapture closed beta and you only get mmr from shit like telling the truth and not coveting your neighbor’s wife. they sent my ass to bronze league.
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
real talk anyone want a video on my thoughts about 2xko so far.

all... i dunno, 6 of you that pay attention to this account?
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
every time i look at a study like "we should copy red states housing laws" its run by a thinktank run by Dr. Percival Landlord III, VP of Redbrick Equity, Destroying Orphans division.
September 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
you think they're just buying time so they can dump all their stocks when the markets reopen? lol
August 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
August 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM