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๐Ÿชท แŽฉแŽงแŽถแŽฅแ’แ– ๐ŸŽ
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==ใ€‹ ๐šˆ๐š˜๐š๐š’๐š›๐š ๐š๐™ฟ ๐™ฐ๐šŒ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š—๐š ใ€Š==

แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… หขแตƒแต—แตƒโฟ'หข หกโฑแต—แต—หกแต‰
แ… แ… แ… แ…  โœจ๏ธ แ‚แ‹แแŽฎแ‹แ’ โœจ๏ธ
แ… แ… "Then.. sure, I'll accept that.~"
แ… แ… He takes the wad, then looks up at the other.
แ… แ… "Though, you must lemme get you something in return, then."
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โDid you really think I was gonna stay, spending life bent over with your fist in myย A?โž

Independent portrayal of Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss. Gay. Dark and Mature themes. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Written by ChimiFuckinChangas.
a cartoon character with a heart on its head
ALT: a cartoon character with a heart on its head
media.tenor.com
แ… แ…  . . . . Blink blinkโ€”.

แ… แ… "Did... my, what for, king Lucifer..? I... already get paid.."
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ใ…คใ…ค๐‚๐‡๐€๐‘๐‹๐Ž๐“๐“๐„ ๐Œ๐Ž๐‘๐๐ˆ๐๐†๐’๐“๐€๐‘: ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข ๐˜ถ ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ โ‚Š of ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ and ๐—น๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต โ™•. โ•ฑ ๐™ฟ๐š›๐š’๐š—๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ ๐š˜๐š ๐™ท ๐™ด ๐™ป ๐™ป โ€” (hazbin hotel rp acc)
แ… แ… "Theeeere you go~" Yog said again, now fluttering up to make sure everything was going alright.
แ… แ… "Good job, Satan.. now remain in this state for as looooong as you want.~"
He could definitely feel it alright. Nothing or no one could make this feeling go away whatsoever.

โ€œMmm....โ€
แ… แ… Yogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm.

แ… แ… "With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly.
แ… แ… "Just relaaaax..."
แ… แ… He's decorating for the coming Holidays!
แ… แ… All after the best feng shui of his little apartment.
แ… แ… Time for a good crystal meditation!
แ… แ… Today is a labradorite day, for a little extra boost of intuition and confidence!
แ… แ… แ… แ…  แ… . . . . .

แ… แ… He's not looking very impressed, but just smiles patiently at the short king.
แ… แ… Yogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm.

แ… แ… "With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly.
แ… แ… "Just relaaaax..."
Satan would do as he's told and close his eyes and hold the crystal close to him and took slow breathes with each pulse of energy it gave off.

Such a surreal yet extremely calming feeling the dragon couldn't quite explain, but wasn't complaining about either.

โ€œ......โ€
โ€”โ€”

แ… แ… "I want you to close your eyes, and focus deeeeeply on that crystal." He began, voice taking on a much more calm and relaxing tone.
แ… แ… "Breeeeeathe with every pulse of energy from it..."
แ… แ… "With all due respect, my king.. I am not hiding anything."
แ… แ… "Then it's a relief it's not a thing. I mean, I wouldn't wanna put my own client in tight spots!"
แ… แ… "No, even if we had a relationship I doubt the public would judge..
แ… แ… Lords Asmodeus and Beelzebub seem to be doing just fike, after all."
แ… แ… "I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I'm just his therapist, sir."
แ… แ… "I... believe they did. But I'm not too well versed with what's going on up-top."
แ… แ… ".... I don't sleep with my client, sir."
แ… แ… "There is no secret to it! I'm just doing my job, whi so far has been working well because of the reasons I've already told you.c
โ€”โ€” control.
แ… แ… There is no favors involved, neither sexual or not."
แ… แ… For a second the flustered surprise got the best of him, but with one deep breath Yog fell back into his more collected state.
แ… แ… Once again he cocked his head, smiling at the king.

แ… แ… "I assure you, King Lucifer, that the only thing I do is making sure that Satan keeps his emotions under โ€”โ€”
โ€”โ€”

แ… แ… "I want you to close your eyes, and focus deeeeeply on that crystal." He began, voice taking on a much more calm and relaxing tone.
แ… แ… "Breeeeeathe with every pulse of energy from it..."