🤘Tim King
@hellotimking.com
Level 45 Reality Architect, Writer, Podcaster, and Automation Specialist (not in that order). 🧠 NeuroSpicy AF (gots me the ‘tism).
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To anyone who includes high-pitched rings in TV Series or Movies.
I hope your genitals catch fire, swell to the size of watermelons, and explode immediately the second you choose to do so.
I hope your genitals catch fire, swell to the size of watermelons, and explode immediately the second you choose to do so.
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
To anyone who includes high-pitched rings in TV Series or Movies.
I hope your genitals catch fire, swell to the size of watermelons, and explode immediately the second you choose to do so.
I hope your genitals catch fire, swell to the size of watermelons, and explode immediately the second you choose to do so.
Serious question, do brands actually use Bluesky?
I see the occasional brand post, but its rare compared to personal voices.
🔹 Do brands post here regularly?
🔹 If not, why do you think that is?
Inviting all perspectives, especially from anyone running a brand account here 👇
I see the occasional brand post, but its rare compared to personal voices.
🔹 Do brands post here regularly?
🔹 If not, why do you think that is?
Inviting all perspectives, especially from anyone running a brand account here 👇
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Serious question, do brands actually use Bluesky?
I see the occasional brand post, but its rare compared to personal voices.
🔹 Do brands post here regularly?
🔹 If not, why do you think that is?
Inviting all perspectives, especially from anyone running a brand account here 👇
I see the occasional brand post, but its rare compared to personal voices.
🔹 Do brands post here regularly?
🔹 If not, why do you think that is?
Inviting all perspectives, especially from anyone running a brand account here 👇
Just watched the movie Code 3
Damn it does some good work.
Damn it does some good work.
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Just watched the movie Code 3
Damn it does some good work.
Damn it does some good work.
Worried about your New Years Resolutions? Don't be...
Here's an article I penned at this time last year, and it's still the best piece of advice you'll read in 2026.
#UNFKED #Substack #NewYear #Resolutions
Here's an article I penned at this time last year, and it's still the best piece of advice you'll read in 2026.
#UNFKED #Substack #NewYear #Resolutions
Nobody Gives A Fuck About Your Resolutions
4,000 years of setting ourselves up for failure, and we haven't learned shit.
unfked.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Worried about your New Years Resolutions? Don't be...
Here's an article I penned at this time last year, and it's still the best piece of advice you'll read in 2026.
#UNFKED #Substack #NewYear #Resolutions
Here's an article I penned at this time last year, and it's still the best piece of advice you'll read in 2026.
#UNFKED #Substack #NewYear #Resolutions
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Christmas time is for baking shortbread.
Pity it’s 31°C outside. 🥵
Pity it’s 31°C outside. 🥵
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Christmas time is for baking shortbread.
Pity it’s 31°C outside. 🥵
Pity it’s 31°C outside. 🥵
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If they multiverse Star Wars... I'm gonna be pissed.
screenrant.com/star-wars-ma...
#StarWars #Multiverse
screenrant.com/star-wars-ma...
#StarWars #Multiverse
10 Years After The Force Awakens, Star Wars Is Setting Up A New Episode 7
Star Wars has a new Episode VII.
screenrant.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If they multiverse Star Wars... I'm gonna be pissed.
screenrant.com/star-wars-ma...
#StarWars #Multiverse
screenrant.com/star-wars-ma...
#StarWars #Multiverse
I'd love to see the traffic stats for BlueSky.com.
Given the amount of times I've absent-mindedly typed it in over bsky.app, the analytics must be OUTRAGEOUS.
Given the amount of times I've absent-mindedly typed it in over bsky.app, the analytics must be OUTRAGEOUS.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I'd love to see the traffic stats for BlueSky.com.
Given the amount of times I've absent-mindedly typed it in over bsky.app, the analytics must be OUTRAGEOUS.
Given the amount of times I've absent-mindedly typed it in over bsky.app, the analytics must be OUTRAGEOUS.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I want to live in the universe where there are 37 seasons of #Blackadder
a close up of a man 's face behind a door .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face behind a door .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I want to live in the universe where there are 37 seasons of #Blackadder
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You know what grinds my gears?
Manufacturers trying to copy Apple product design for their accessories.
Case in point: I needed to read the power output of a USB charger.
Here’s the photo I managed to take, and the rig I needed to setup just to light the text adequately.
WTF
Manufacturers trying to copy Apple product design for their accessories.
Case in point: I needed to read the power output of a USB charger.
Here’s the photo I managed to take, and the rig I needed to setup just to light the text adequately.
WTF
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You know what grinds my gears?
Manufacturers trying to copy Apple product design for their accessories.
Case in point: I needed to read the power output of a USB charger.
Here’s the photo I managed to take, and the rig I needed to setup just to light the text adequately.
WTF
Manufacturers trying to copy Apple product design for their accessories.
Case in point: I needed to read the power output of a USB charger.
Here’s the photo I managed to take, and the rig I needed to setup just to light the text adequately.
WTF
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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