Harlond Helios 🍉🐏 vtuber
@helloharlond.bsky.social
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Twitch Affiliate | Art Tag: #HarlondsFridge | NSFW Tag: #HelloHarlot | Art & Rigging: @Kyuuna.bsky.social twitch.tv/helloharlond
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In today's Harlond news: they have taken away my super powers and restored medication for my ADHD. They updated my diagnoses to ADHD-Inattentive, though. 🤔

Back to avoiding doctors. Can't be sick if they can't diagnose me!
We're talking WoD TTRPGs tonight, so tune in!
Low effort post, but I'd love to see Colossus, Thena, and Ghost Rider as future vanguards in #MarvelRivals.
The timer is getting low! Stop in tonight at 8 PM PST / 11 PM EST for the ASMR storytime you all earned!
I'm taking this Monday off to recharge a bit and to prep for the TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY STREAM on Wednesday! I hope to see you all there!
There will be bit goals, extendable timers, and absolutely NO orca whales!
#twitch #streamer #anniversary #vtuber #faerie
The phrase "Hela swallowed my Pulse Cannon like a good little girl" is apparently enough to make @wyreflames.bsky.social question our friendship.
New week, new schedule format! We should have a wild week with all these collabs.
Why is Gen Z terrified of using punctuation?
Light schedule, but we're back in Godot again!
This lazy ahh T. Rex in Jurassic World Rebirth is a photo recreation of my dog in the morning, I swear. He could've been paid to mocap all the scenes.

I bet he even hates giant inflatable rafts like this guy.
Being the older brother means scooping up a ladybug so your neurospicy sister (complimentary) can hold it while you're traveling.

It also means locking your neurospicy sister (derogatory) in the revolving doors at restaurants.
Unfortunately, I need to cancel my Godot stream tonight. Granpappy faerie isn't having a very good day, and it's Harlond to the rescue.

I'll be back at it tomorrow, but if you're looking for someone to watch, go check out my friend Meru!

#Alzheimers
twitch.tv/merurururuna
MeruruRuruna - Twitch
One mission, one day... right?
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Vtubers! What have you randomly started beef with during your streams? I'll start: Tiny Backpacks and Orca Whales. Heaven forbid you're a tiny backpack wearing orca...
#vtuber
Late to the party. Only four days this week!
It's the 20s, we're still making "in this economy" jokes, and the job market has absolutely tanked. How did we fix this last time? Right. Better get really into horse racing.

History really does repeat itself.