Diego 🤡
@hellodiego.bsky.social
Clown with decades of human experience - will work for Nerds Gummy Clusters.
(all pronouns accepted) 🏳️🌈🇵🇷
(all pronouns accepted) 🏳️🌈🇵🇷
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men drink water challenge… I can see you need it bad in some of these c*mshots!
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
men drink water challenge… I can see you need it bad in some of these c*mshots!
the concept of year end wrap ups for all these different services is annoying!! like, they’re presenting your own data they’ve collected on what you KNOW you been doing 😭 some of it is cute and fun, but I think it’s gone too far.
ok permission to talk shit?
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the concept of year end wrap ups for all these different services is annoying!! like, they’re presenting your own data they’ve collected on what you KNOW you been doing 😭 some of it is cute and fun, but I think it’s gone too far.
ok permission to talk shit?
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ok permission to talk shit?
this is from season 4, episode 20, of The Muppet Show which is my whole personality in case you’re wondering
sorry I didn’t text you back I was watching this clip of Carol Channing and Miss Piggy
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
this is from season 4, episode 20, of The Muppet Show which is my whole personality in case you’re wondering
whoever walked by on Disneyland’s Main Street and said, “is that Diego?”
yes.
yes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
whoever walked by on Disneyland’s Main Street and said, “is that Diego?”
yes.
yes.
I don’t care about Dick Van Dyke
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t care about Dick Van Dyke
when ur first dp gets shared online 🧍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when ur first dp gets shared online 🧍♂️
Nessa… Doctor Dillamond…
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Nessa… Doctor Dillamond…
checking in, there is still rage
there is a rage within me that may never subside, but my cat sleeps in my arms every night so that’s cool
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
checking in, there is still rage
clocked…
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
clocked…
never got into Spotify because it’s ugly
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
never got into Spotify because it’s ugly
not seeing my icon in anyone’s little circle cluster thing
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
not seeing my icon in anyone’s little circle cluster thing
seasonally appropriate melancholy and yearning
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
seasonally appropriate melancholy and yearning
everything is very precious to me
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
everything is very precious to me
Reposted by Diego 🤡
She’s missing her beloved @hellodiego.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
She’s missing her beloved @hellodiego.bsky.social
the thanksgiving puns are tired, I will not be acknowledging them. may mercy be granted upon your souls.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the thanksgiving puns are tired, I will not be acknowledging them. may mercy be granted upon your souls.
thank you Kesha now please release the other 100 unreleased songs I spent my youth scouring the internet for
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
thank you Kesha now please release the other 100 unreleased songs I spent my youth scouring the internet for
still hunting… where my OF bitches at 🤨
ok applications are officially open for the LA porn homies who wanna go to poundtown with my man when he comes to visit, inquire within 🤗
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
still hunting… where my OF bitches at 🤨
Amanda Lepore is going to love me, I can feel it
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Amanda Lepore is going to love me, I can feel it
they are out here doing THEATER for paranormal activity!!! it’s crazy!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
they are out here doing THEATER for paranormal activity!!! it’s crazy!!
voted most funny at the orgy
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
voted most funny at the orgy
and we’re back at it!
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
and we’re back at it!
been serving cunt for too long today
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
been serving cunt for too long today