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Garfunkel and son. Tempted to start a doctorate in fatherhood studies
There was a couple at my high school who worked at Taco Bell together and told people that they hooked up in the freezer. Every so often when I see a Taco Bell I wonder if they are still together.
Annual reminder about the CN Tower-themed attempt to celebrate Toronto in spirits from the 70s. Recipe:

1 oz Ricard
1/2 oz Gin
1/4 oz GREEN Crème de menthe
5 oz ORANGE JUICE

(Still surprised the "Toronto SuperstIk"--the name or the cocktail never caught on)
First as tragedy, then as farce
Yeah, it's interesting, it really seems to have gained traction online. You might enjoy this podcast, 500songs.com
A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs
500songs.com
guy had a history of breaking news
After all this, Trump emerges at the podium with no arms and legs, but otherwise alright.
There's that great story about Johnny Cash being the first American to learn of Stalin's death www.defense.gov/News/Feature...
www.defense.gov
In its raw form, Québec culture cannot be contained, or even explained.

À l'état brut, la culture québécoise ne peut être contenue, ni même expliquée
youtu.be/nSQNyKZWsjA?...
Galaxie - Monsieur Tranquille, Patof et Nestor
YouTube video by aldiakaroofus
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Imagine walking into a job interview and this is the hiring committee
For any sports team called the Lions, there should be mascot called Lionysus, a classically hedonistic lion fully decked out with toga, wine, grapes, only just recently flaccid, etc.
Where's the Giallo Star Wars?
The Glaswegi Board!
It's just a regular Ouija board, but it swears at you in plaid
Daughter, 2 yo, wearing only Minnie Mouse underwear and stumbling flopsily like a 19th century New York Irish cop on the way back from a bar is singing to herself, "you cannot hold my Ringo! You cannot hold my Ringo!..." Another Sunday night!
Say what you will, bullying seems to at least kinda work
I've never seen a man look better than this. It's never been done. If there's a portrait of Dorian Gray in his attic, it's also hanging out with the portrait of Viktor Orbán and the drummer in the portrait of it's dad band is also a pedophile.
Happy Easter! For me, it always brings to mind the magnificent horror of this seasonal display we stumbled upon in a mall on Montreal's east end back in 2012. I hope it fills your long weekend with the same sense of erotic wonder and mystery that it has for mine.
Is that what you'd call it?
November 10th in Moncton? Surely not outdoors?
Maybe this helps to explain why it's only 13%, mystery Tesla sales in Canada, c/o the Toronto Star March 11 2025 (amid the trade war targetting the auto industry Trump is starting!). See also the CTV report where a Tesla dealership maager evades questions about it www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...
It's his greatest contribution to society since he was dealing hash in Etobicoke in the 80s
If only the jailer can catch up with Doug before that... Canada might just make it into the 2050s
Worth it, if only for the knowledge that Erin o'Toilet is shaking his damn head and smiling
For the first time AI has generated something worthy of putting on a T shirt