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helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Nov 21

Garfunkel and son. Tempted to start a doctorate in fatherhood studies

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · 2d

There was a couple at my high school who worked at Taco Bell together and told people that they hooked up in the freezer. Every so often when I see a Taco Bell I wonder if they are still together.

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 23

Annual reminder about the CN Tower-themed attempt to celebrate Toronto in spirits from the 70s. Recipe:

1 oz Ricard
1/2 oz Gin
1/4 oz GREEN Crème de menthe
5 oz ORANGE JUICE

(Still surprised the "Toronto SuperstIk"--the name or the cocktail never caught on)

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 16

First as tragedy, then as farce

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 16

This is the SAME guy

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helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 2

Yeah, it's interesting, it really seems to have gained traction online. You might enjoy this podcast, 500songs.com

A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs

500songs.com

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 2

guy had a history of breaking news

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 2

After all this, Trump emerges at the podium with no arms and legs, but otherwise alright.

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Sep 2

There's that great story about Johnny Cash being the first American to learn of Stalin's death www.defense.gov/News/Feature...

www.defense.gov

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helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Jun 5

In its raw form, Québec culture cannot be contained, or even explained.
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À l'état brut, la culture québécoise ne peut être contenue, ni même expliquée
◇ youtu.be/nSQNyKZWsjA?...

Galaxie - Monsieur Tranquille, Patof et Nestor

YouTube video by aldiakaroofus

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helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · May 14

Imagine walking into a job interview and this is the hiring committee

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · May 9

For any sports team called the Lions, there should be mascot called Lionysus, a classically hedonistic lion fully decked out with toga, wine, grapes, only just recently flaccid, etc.

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · May 9

Where's the Giallo Star Wars?

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · May 8

The Glaswegi Board!
It's just a regular Ouija board, but it swears at you in plaid

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 28

Daughter, 2 yo, wearing only Minnie Mouse underwear and stumbling flopsily like a 19th century New York Irish cop on the way back from a bar is singing to herself, "you cannot hold my Ringo! You cannot hold my Ringo!..." Another Sunday night!

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 23

Say what you will, bullying seems to at least kinda work

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 22

I've never seen a man look better than this. It's never been done. If there's a portrait of Dorian Gray in his attic, it's also hanging out with the portrait of Viktor Orbán and the drummer in the portrait of it's dad band is also a pedophile.

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 17

Happy Easter! For me, it always brings to mind the magnificent horror of this seasonal display we stumbled upon in a mall on Montreal's east end back in 2012. I hope it fills your long weekend with the same sense of erotic wonder and mystery that it has for mine.

a scary bunny in overalls tending a garden in front of a provincial service office

The intense glare of a bunny in spring dress. Out of frame she is painting.

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 7

Is that what you'd call it?

Subheading reading, Trump digs in his heels

Image showing Trump's distinctive stance, leaning the whole of his considerable frame forward

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 6

Looking forward anyway

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 4

November 10th in Moncton? Surely not outdoors?

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Apr 2

Maybe this helps to explain why it's only 13%, mystery Tesla sales in Canada, c/o the Toronto Star March 11 2025 (amid the trade war targetting the auto industry Trump is starting!). See also the CTV report where a Tesla dealership maager evades questions about it www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...

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helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Mar 28

It's his greatest contribution to society since he was dealing hash in Etobicoke in the 80s

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Mar 28

If only the jailer can catch up with Doug before that... Canada might just make it into the 2050s

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Mar 28

Worth it, if only for the knowledge that Erin o'Toilet is shaking his damn head and smiling

helenreddymades @helenreddymades.bsky.social · Mar 28

For the first time AI has generated something worthy of putting on a T shirt