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Ocky? Has that come up?
The balcony garden is winding down, so I took in all the viable sorrel and chard (of which there was not a whole helluva lot) and made it into a sauce for this nice piece of monkfish.

And drug these Turkish-style braised green beans outta the freezer and threw some mint on them.

#cookingsky

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Charred cauliflower with olives, capers, anchovies and shrimp. Parsley’s winding down on the balcony - this might be almost the last of it.

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#cookingsky #homecooking
I was waving - did you see me?
Sexy fainting spell
You should be able to buy a half bunch of celery.

#celery #cookingsky
Caldo verde with kale from the balcony, monkfish for protein, and a nice chunk of sourdough discard focaccia.
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This thing looks like that thing.
It was one of those mid-semester slump mornings when I dread going to class, not least because everything sucks. But somehow my students were vibrating with positive energy and enthusiasm, the little scamps, and our script table reads went better than I dared hope. Yay, students!

#academicsky
Cauliflower steak with chimichurri; cuke, tomato and parsley salad. 🌱🍽🥒🍅
Just saw a car with a small bumper sticker that said “One less Tesla” and my reaction was 1) haha 2) one fewer.
Aw. Don't be so hard on yourself. You meant well. (And this is coming from someone who used to wake up every morning wondering who now hates me based on something I did or said the night before.)
The only exception is when you tell someone you look like their cousin Sandy. This has actually happened to me, and I dunno what cousin Sandy looks like, so fine!
If there's one thing I have learned in my many decades on the planet, it's that telling someone they look like someone else rarely goes well. Either they vehemently disagree, or they think you're calling them unattractive.
Hope to see you there!
And you haven’t even gotten to Friedman.
It's my fishmonger's term for what most people probably call sand shark, a steak-y mild fish
Baked summer shark with cherry tomatoes, squash & onion. Sichuan smashed cukes. Working my way through the harvest!
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