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heishalley.bsky.social
@heishalley.bsky.social
Dogs coffee more dogs please
Proud Canadian parent & business owner.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness - ever 💪❤️🇨🇦
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yipeee ! That oil tanker that we sunk as payment to dear leader really paid off! The Christian Whale Coalition thanks you sir for protecting us from a brutal future of insanity and death!”
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December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“Her undergarments. So reason I sometimes refer to them as panties. Are folded perfect.”

Your president talking about the first lady’s underwear.
Publicly.
Direct quote.
At a ‘rally’ about the economy.

TOTALLY NORMAL
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December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
And
minutes after Vance waded into Canada, two RCMP Sergeant Beavers at Arms were dispatched to throw him back over the border.
Vance sustained considerable injuries from underestimating their strength.
Keep him America.
You’re welcome.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Opinions ?

Is Venezuelan conflict/escalation for domestic control
And/or
Oil profits from Venezuela back to Exxon through regime change?
Control untapped reserves
Stabilize US economy
Ensure US $ continues to be used for petrol
Protect from BRICS countries gaining ground?
—-All of the above ?
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
IF the real number of snake bite deaths is 10 in a 15 year period
not 420,000 poor Peruvians, your guy is pretty far off.
Is it possible you didn’t hire “your best” America ?

MAYBE it’s time to call it???
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🌎
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“president” trump says 28,000 people A YEAR die from snake bites in Peru -
When it is actually TEN in the last 15 years.

Good news there are way more Peruvians that are alive. 👍
Bad news is trump is insane 👎
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December 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So if trump’s own Chief of staff thinks he has an alcoholic’s personality, what does that make her?
His sponsor ?
Babysitter ?
Dysfunctional mom ?
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Someone here said maybe we shouldn’t show his evil words….

If you want to survive America you ***better pay attention and show this insanity….
He is INHUMANE
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You guys are SOOOOO hiring Your Best !!! 👍
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm coming out, I want the world to know
I got to let it show
I'm coming out, I want the world to know
I got to let it show…..🎶🎶🎶
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December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
BREAKING :
In an effort to fight the “stroke sag” on his face, Orange House doctors have recommended Trump squeeze his face several times a day like a Florida orange ….
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Keep our Franklin out of your Fckin mouth America !
💪🇨🇦
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December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Could he be a bigger Doofus?
SAD!
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I just found out that I, Princess Halley, have just won the Most Beautiful Beagle Award.
Thank you all for your Attention to ME.
Carry on,
🐾
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let’s not dance the night away with boat bombings, there are also survivors of these two evil horrors….
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December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sleepy burnt toast grandpa can’t even stay awake for the strokefest ….
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Quiet Quiet Piggy…”

To a female reporter asking about Epstein accusations…so yea, he’s guilty as shit.
Oh, and a sad bully
Your president America
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
American politics :

Sure millions have no food, kids with cancer have no medical support people are being blown up in international waters
BUT
Epstein’s brother says the president was NOT blowing Clinton
So WHO then was he blowing?
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“When you’re a star they just let you do it”?
America
Really
Enough already…
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November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Trump is going to sue BBC for between $1 billion and $5 billion
“I think I have to …”
BBC lawyers have confirmed that lawsuit will be filed 2 weeks after the next 2 weeks which is right after Infrastructure Week.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bullshitter said
“Ahhh shucks, we had some “Intense fellowship” before you got sworn in…”
my ass
Literally you’re intensely protecting the ass of your pedophile master
That’s it
Would Jesus be proud ?
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November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mikey too busy to work too busy to vote too busy to follow through on promises ….too busy to expose pedophiles
What would Jesus say Mikey?
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November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hey America
If this was your dad sleeping during dinner you’d be worried.
Do you think the right side of his face drooping is ok too ?
Get real
Not OK
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Americans will lose 135,000,000,000 pounds… No more renal failure no more dementia…”

So based on the Dr. Oz aggressive preaching from the oval office, Americans will literally disappear, and as soon as dear leader wakes up, he can throw away his diaper and will no longer be demented! 👍
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM