Eli
@heinouseli.bsky.social
FKA Heina Dadabhoy. I used to blog a lot and foster tons of cats. Now I just kinda pet my own two cats and write in my journal.
Watching Babe: Pig in the City for the first time. Am I to believe the first thing that happens is Babe commits manslaughter?!?!
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watching Babe: Pig in the City for the first time. Am I to believe the first thing that happens is Babe commits manslaughter?!?!
Is it "empathy" or just projection?
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is it "empathy" or just projection?
I'm looking for Hades-themed M:tG playmats. An alarming # of the results on the 1st page of eBay search are Nyx gooner "art" where she's got a typical hentai too-young face above the giant bouncy tits (and feet. because of course).
Goon accurately or not at all, you degenerates.
Goon accurately or not at all, you degenerates.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm looking for Hades-themed M:tG playmats. An alarming # of the results on the 1st page of eBay search are Nyx gooner "art" where she's got a typical hentai too-young face above the giant bouncy tits (and feet. because of course).
Goon accurately or not at all, you degenerates.
Goon accurately or not at all, you degenerates.
It is very hard to watch movies that involve contagion now. So much suspension of disbelief. People *wanting* vaccines and containment to prevent widespread pandemics? Celebrating science? CDC as heroes?
We know that's not how it goes.
Blergh.
We know that's not how it goes.
Blergh.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It is very hard to watch movies that involve contagion now. So much suspension of disbelief. People *wanting* vaccines and containment to prevent widespread pandemics? Celebrating science? CDC as heroes?
We know that's not how it goes.
Blergh.
We know that's not how it goes.
Blergh.
Thing I am learning, LOL.
(not a criticism of other people, more a roast of me. maybe I should be less heckin timid)
(not a criticism of other people, more a roast of me. maybe I should be less heckin timid)
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Thing I am learning, LOL.
(not a criticism of other people, more a roast of me. maybe I should be less heckin timid)
(not a criticism of other people, more a roast of me. maybe I should be less heckin timid)
so the Short Skirt Long Jacket lady probably changed her name back to Kitty recently
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
so the Short Skirt Long Jacket lady probably changed her name back to Kitty recently
I love me a good breakup album, especially from a messy person.
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I love me a good breakup album, especially from a messy person.
The Merchant in Slay the Spire is a shameless queer flirt.
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The Merchant in Slay the Spire is a shameless queer flirt.
I will take any/all good political news I can get. Historical huge turnout in NYC voted in Mamdani and not by a slim margin, either. Hell yeah!
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I will take any/all good political news I can get. Historical huge turnout in NYC voted in Mamdani and not by a slim margin, either. Hell yeah!
I've been cured of giving even one (1) single flying fuck re being misinterpreted. Thank u, "THE SOOPAR SEEKRIT HIDDEN MEANING OF [insert popular song]!!!!" articles that amount to nothing but "pay the slightest bit of attention to the extremely basic & literal lyrics that have always been there".
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I've been cured of giving even one (1) single flying fuck re being misinterpreted. Thank u, "THE SOOPAR SEEKRIT HIDDEN MEANING OF [insert popular song]!!!!" articles that amount to nothing but "pay the slightest bit of attention to the extremely basic & literal lyrics that have always been there".
So many of the best media things are either a serious premise taken facetiously or a ridiculous premise taken extremely seriously.
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
So many of the best media things are either a serious premise taken facetiously or a ridiculous premise taken extremely seriously.
I spent my initial post-surgery convalescence period 100%ing the Steam achievements for Hades 2. Fresh save from release day, too, nothing from Early Access other than my muscle memory and learned strategies. Just as the gods intended. Fuck, I love Supergiant so much, have since Bastion.
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I spent my initial post-surgery convalescence period 100%ing the Steam achievements for Hades 2. Fresh save from release day, too, nothing from Early Access other than my muscle memory and learned strategies. Just as the gods intended. Fuck, I love Supergiant so much, have since Bastion.
I am getting long-awaited gut-fixing surgery tomorrow. If I wake up from anesthesia only to find all the fundie Xtians gone, that would actually kinda slap.
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I am getting long-awaited gut-fixing surgery tomorrow. If I wake up from anesthesia only to find all the fundie Xtians gone, that would actually kinda slap.
Here come the sanctimonious posts about how violence is always bad from people who rarely if ever address the staggering amount of structural violence inflicted every day on people who don't get overpaid to advocate for that kind of violence.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Here come the sanctimonious posts about how violence is always bad from people who rarely if ever address the staggering amount of structural violence inflicted every day on people who don't get overpaid to advocate for that kind of violence.
Being more attuned w/my body & proactive about self-care, a review.
Pros: Not as much in the way of headaches, exhaustion, & general malaise.
Cons: Really fucking frustrating when I do all the things that prevent/treat those things but remain subjected to them on occasion anyway.
Pros: Not as much in the way of headaches, exhaustion, & general malaise.
Cons: Really fucking frustrating when I do all the things that prevent/treat those things but remain subjected to them on occasion anyway.
September 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Being more attuned w/my body & proactive about self-care, a review.
Pros: Not as much in the way of headaches, exhaustion, & general malaise.
Cons: Really fucking frustrating when I do all the things that prevent/treat those things but remain subjected to them on occasion anyway.
Pros: Not as much in the way of headaches, exhaustion, & general malaise.
Cons: Really fucking frustrating when I do all the things that prevent/treat those things but remain subjected to them on occasion anyway.
Name a wildly successful indie game starting with the letter "H" where you play a prince who can dash unlimited times in a row. In the sequel, the protagonist is his sister who can dash once & then sprint.
Answer: #Hades2 *and* #HollowKnight #Silksong.
[Insert "if I had a nickel" meme here]
Answer: #Hades2 *and* #HollowKnight #Silksong.
[Insert "if I had a nickel" meme here]
September 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Name a wildly successful indie game starting with the letter "H" where you play a prince who can dash unlimited times in a row. In the sequel, the protagonist is his sister who can dash once & then sprint.
Answer: #Hades2 *and* #HollowKnight #Silksong.
[Insert "if I had a nickel" meme here]
Answer: #Hades2 *and* #HollowKnight #Silksong.
[Insert "if I had a nickel" meme here]
Verdict so far on Silksong: I LOVE having a Longnail by default!
September 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Verdict so far on Silksong: I LOVE having a Longnail by default!
Current earworm: The little song the mapmaker bug sings in Silksong ❤️❤️❤️❤️
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Current earworm: The little song the mapmaker bug sings in Silksong ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Of course Silksong broke the Steam store. Of course. LMAO. I was going to get an hour in before I started work today but I guess not.
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Of course Silksong broke the Steam store. Of course. LMAO. I was going to get an hour in before I started work today but I guess not.
I'm pretty sure whomstever is controlling the playlist here at the Dynasty Typewriter before the @chucktingle.bsky.social show is a Fallout: New Vegas fan bc the number of F:NV Pipboy radio songs is disproportionate.
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm pretty sure whomstever is controlling the playlist here at the Dynasty Typewriter before the @chucktingle.bsky.social show is a Fallout: New Vegas fan bc the number of F:NV Pipboy radio songs is disproportionate.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
[Pic is of how I looked all dressed up 8 years ago]
[Pic is of how I looked all dressed up 8 years ago]
September 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
[Pic is of how I looked all dressed up 8 years ago]
[Pic is of how I looked all dressed up 8 years ago]
Senior leadership team member at my workplace suddenly died of COVID-related complications. They're not going to implement masking, though. Of course not.
I've been lax on it myself, but w/the # s up again, it's time for me to be diligent again.
I've been lax on it myself, but w/the # s up again, it's time for me to be diligent again.
September 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Senior leadership team member at my workplace suddenly died of COVID-related complications. They're not going to implement masking, though. Of course not.
I've been lax on it myself, but w/the # s up again, it's time for me to be diligent again.
I've been lax on it myself, but w/the # s up again, it's time for me to be diligent again.
The latest in "self-care via treating myself like I treat my cats" technology: Additional ice/water in my existing meals and drinks for extra hydration.
September 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The latest in "self-care via treating myself like I treat my cats" technology: Additional ice/water in my existing meals and drinks for extra hydration.
