I was actually Sauron the whole time — you’re all just very silly for believing me.
As you can tell by my not-a-png-moustache, I’m clearly very evil 😈
𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒!
Galadriel and I spent our Valentine’s Day playing a game together, in which we create ourselves as Dwarves and go to the Mines of Moria in search of riches.
Who knew we would look so good as Durin’s Folk 😌 (it was me; I knew for sure)
@heavyelfbreath.bsky.social
#ReturnToMoria
𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒!
The idea that mortal Men/Women in Tolkien are boring or unworthy or incapable of great feats is so lame.
The idea that mortal Men/Women in Tolkien are boring or unworthy or incapable of great feats is so lame.
The idea that mortal Men/Women in Tolkien are boring or unworthy or incapable of great feats is so lame.
“The rings of Power shall destroy you, and in the end I foresee. One alone shall prove your utter ruin!”
Celebrimbor, the greatest of elven-smiths 💚
“The rings of Power shall destroy you, and in the end I foresee. One alone shall prove your utter ruin!”
Celebrimbor, the greatest of elven-smiths 💚
And of course we went straight to the bar. We look forward to chatting with friends and perhaps making new ones also!
@heavyelfbreath.bsky.social
#UnhingedFellowship
And of course we went straight to the bar. We look forward to chatting with friends and perhaps making new ones also!
@heavyelfbreath.bsky.social
#UnhingedFellowship
AI art is built on stolen art. AI music is built on stolen music. AI videos are built on stolen videos. AI text is built on stolen text.
Across all mediums, fuck AI.
Oh… Well, there was this one time I pulled a muscle in my back. Galadriel and I were using a table for baking and it, well, couldn’t handle the… activity 🫣
Depicted below is not Halbrand, nor Annatar. This is the true Sauron coming out of hiding; he's the one you see just before you die.
Depicted below is not Halbrand, nor Annatar. This is the true Sauron coming out of hiding; he's the one you see just before you die.
𝑂ℎ, 𝐻𝑎𝑙-𝑎𝑑𝑎...
𝑂ℎ, 𝐻𝑎𝑙-𝑎𝑑𝑎...
height: widely debated
sexuality: explored frequently with my husband
sign: 🚸
piercings: my blade has pierced many orcs, yes
tattoos: no
fav color: 💚
drink: wine 🍷
food: baguettes 🥖(they make excellent weapons)
animal: 🐎
mbti: ENFJ
relationship: @notsauron.bsky.social 💍
name: Vivi/Sylvie
height: 5’4
sexuality: bi
sign: ☀️ ♒️ 🌙 ♍️ ⬆️ ♋️
piercings: earlobes
tattoos: none (yet)
fav color: 💙🧡🤍
drink: chocolate milk
food: pizza, pasta, chocolate croissants...
animal: 🐻 (esp red pandas)
mbti: infj
relationship: single
name: [redacted], call me Celebrían/queen/C!
height: 5’5
sexuality: idk, all shall love me & despair
sign: Libra
piercings: ears
tattoos: none
fav color: blue, green, gold
drink: tea
food: welsh cakes
animal: 🦊
mbti: infp
relationship: single
height: widely debated
sexuality: explored frequently with my husband
sign: 🚸
piercings: my blade has pierced many orcs, yes
tattoos: no
fav color: 💚
drink: wine 🍷
food: baguettes 🥖(they make excellent weapons)
animal: 🐎
mbti: ENFJ
relationship: @notsauron.bsky.social 💍
Thank you to those who have followed me in the last few days! I’m doing my best to recognise mutuals from Twitter, but I think I may have missed a few people.
If I follow you on Twitter, but haven’t yet done so here, can you please reply to this post and let me know? Much obliged!
Thank you to those who have followed me in the last few days! I’m doing my best to recognise mutuals from Twitter, but I think I may have missed a few people.
If I follow you on Twitter, but haven’t yet done so here, can you please reply to this post and let me know? Much obliged!
𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝐼 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤
𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙...𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑
𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑠...
#Halbrand #SexiestManAlive
😌
𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝐼 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤
𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙...𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑
𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑠...
#Halbrand #SexiestManAlive
😌
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#haladriel #saurondriel #trop #ringsofpower #theringsofpower
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#haladriel #saurondriel #trop #ringsofpower #theringsofpower