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Himbos everywhere. Captions and stories with the hottest men online. The beefier and the dumber, the better

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Jan 21

The four ways of the Himbo. Which one do you desire to become? Which one would love to own for yourself? Which description have you read and think "that's what I need!"?
Let me know and share your favourite one!

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · 23d

You are an absolute inspiration 🫶🏻

heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · 23d

I would print this and pin it to my wall so I get inspired every morning

Kaelan @ Ecstatic Self @theecstaticself.bsky.social · 23d

Become the man you aspire to be.

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Sep 14

"What do you mean if I can count to ten? Of course I can! One, two... the next one was, like, three... am i right? Fuck, what's happening? F... four... Mmf I need a cock so bad right nooow~... what was I doing? Counting? But daddy, I'm too dumb for that!"

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Sep 14

When Jon started to chew the gum his gym bro gave him, he didn't suspected anything, but soon he started to feel aroused, horny... even dumber. The bigger he made the pomp, the bigger his muscles swoll up, and the smaller his brain was. And when the pomp burst on his face...

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Jax 🪐 @jaxonvers.bsky.social · Sep 13

Who wants to get inbetween our oily cheeks? 😏💨 video out now! 😈 @myownsecretalt.bsky.social

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Sep 12

Oh damn, I forgot to turn off the statue mode of my himbo again! Last party I hypnotized my neighbour to act as a frozen model and give that hot body of him a good purpouse. Too bad that when we finish, I left him all night in the garage still posing as the good himbo he is!

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Dom King @dom-king.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Dom King @dom-king.bsky.social · Jul 3

Just a lil hair pull to remind him who’s king

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 16

The netflix account of Instagram posts this but bans "porn"? Hypocrites

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Chichiguma_ EMERGENCY COMMS GRINDING @chichiguma.bsky.social · Aug 12

‼️BOOSTING 6 SLOTS‼️
Water bill is extremely high. Water got disconnected without prior notice. Paid with what we have. Followed by a power leakage that Fs up our house electricity breaker. These on top of still so many to do. Very stressed..

Work and any form of help appreciated🙇🏼‍♂️🙏
paypal.me/chiguma

Chichiguma_ EMERGENCY COMMS GRINDING @chichiguma.bsky.social · Jul 29

‼️SPECIAL SALE‼️
Boosting slots to save us from drought of funds (food, medication, bills) as i go on with my queue 🙇‍♂️

Starting at $50, get a character slot w/ Alt 🙏
Open do vast type characters 👩🏽‍🦳🐲🧛‍♀️🐅🐺🎅

DM to inquire/avail ✉️

Any form of help is deeply appreciated 🙏🙇🏼‍♂️ paypal.me/chiguma
#commissionsopen

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 15

You wished for it, and now you can't go back. The plastification is taking over your body. The feeling of rubber started in your ass, but is spreading fast through your whole body. Dick, legs, pecs, fingers... and when only your face can move, you will feel as a true doll

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Ady Deluca 💞 @adydeluca.bsky.social · Aug 4

Didn’t even ask my name. Just sucked my pumped tits like he needed them to breathe.
😋 Full video on OF onlyfans.com/adydeluca

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 13

"Work out complete. Progress pic sent. 20 days more until I become your perfect slave"

And just after that, Danny wakes up, not remembering anything that happened in the gym. Unable to remember how much time he has spent training. But with an incredible urge to keep coming again tomorrow.

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 13

See? If you wanna be a good boss like me, first you have to learn how to treat your employees. Take one of my boys and try his holes. When you show them the alpha you are and your pheromones are buried down their brains, they will turn into your most beloved and obedient slaves

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 11

I refuse to ever make a caption with a pic of this pile of shit again.

And remember boys: a Himbo is not just handsome and dumb, but also, always, a good person.

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · Jun 10

Man. Fuck all yall who still follow this shit bag — and especially fuck the porn participants who keep doing scenes with him.

Y’all are disgusting.

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 11

That's the roundest belly I've ever seen 😳 so perfect

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 11

I refuse to ever make a caption with a pic of this pile of shit again.

And remember boys: a Himbo is not just handsome and dumb, but also, always, a good person.

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · Jun 10

Man. Fuck all yall who still follow this shit bag — and especially fuck the porn participants who keep doing scenes with him.

Y’all are disgusting.

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 9

I mean, he is big, pink hair, and is a demon. My soul belongs to him

a cartoon character is flexing his muscles and wearing a green shirt with flowers on it

ALT: a cartoon character is flexing his muscles and wearing a green shirt with flowers on it

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 9

Is Abby from Kpop Demon Hunters my new himbo obsession? Probably

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 9

Good Himbos will follow the work out routine I tell them to follow. And if I want a boy with big tights, I will train you to have biggest tights ever. I don't care if you skip arms or chest. And I don't care if your pants don't fit anymore. It's not like you are gonna wear them anytime soon

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Ady Deluca 💞 @adydeluca.bsky.social · Jul 27

POV: Two massive pairs of pumped pecs just for you. Which ones do you want to suck first?
😌 Full video 10 min video : onlyfans.com/adydeluca

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Ady Deluca 💞 @adydeluca.bsky.social · Aug 2

Grew this body just to be your toy.

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HypTrance @hyptrance.bsky.social · Aug 6

I mean, yes, I took this hot, well respected stud and turned him into a dumb, drooling, obedient pet for me, but only sometimes! Other times he's just my dumb, obedient boyfriend. And other times he's just the naked statue in the corner. I like a guy who can be many things for me

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Lord Chirenon @lordchirenon.bsky.social · Jul 28

Hey everyone in the chastity and erotic stories communities on BlueSky. I'm giving it another go. We'll see how things work out. Good to see you all.

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heavenhimbo.bsky.social @heavenhimbo.bsky.social · Aug 4

This post was all I needed to finally become a Patreon 🙌🏻