Hearty White
@heartywhite.bsky.social
Host of Miracle Nutrition on WFMU
Uses The Three Stooges to explain paradoxes
Inspirational Revolutionary Dada
Relational morality performance art
Shemp Jive!
Uses The Three Stooges to explain paradoxes
Inspirational Revolutionary Dada
Relational morality performance art
Shemp Jive!
Getting named Jimmy Corn then get called Crack your whole life would suck.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Getting named Jimmy Corn then get called Crack your whole life would suck.
I went to a reading in college and this goofy white guy was reading his fake native american fiction, and he kept saying "coup stick" and said it so many times, I turned to a friend and said, "If he says it one more time, I'm going to find one and use it on him."
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I went to a reading in college and this goofy white guy was reading his fake native american fiction, and he kept saying "coup stick" and said it so many times, I turned to a friend and said, "If he says it one more time, I'm going to find one and use it on him."
I good DJ name would be Coup-Coup.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I good DJ name would be Coup-Coup.
I love Japan, but if I were negotiating with them for the US, I'd say, "You know those loanwords y'all have? Notice how they're not called giftwords?" Then I'd threaten to take some back like computer or ice cream.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I love Japan, but if I were negotiating with them for the US, I'd say, "You know those loanwords y'all have? Notice how they're not called giftwords?" Then I'd threaten to take some back like computer or ice cream.
Tried on some YSL Kouros for the first time since college and, man, it's a civet and aldehyde bomb. It's like reading a Swank magazine in a stall in the 1st floor men's bathroom in FSU's Landis Hall in 1981. It's like a fougere with a strong poo note. It's dated, but it was mind blowing to 18yo me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tried on some YSL Kouros for the first time since college and, man, it's a civet and aldehyde bomb. It's like reading a Swank magazine in a stall in the 1st floor men's bathroom in FSU's Landis Hall in 1981. It's like a fougere with a strong poo note. It's dated, but it was mind blowing to 18yo me.
Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
In 1968 Jeraldine Saunders, author of The Love Boats (on which the series is based) discovered her fiancé, the actor Albert Dekker, dead in his Hollywood home, bound, gagged, a syringe in each arm, his room ransacked. His death was ruled a suicide. Now THAT would make a great Love Boat episode!
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In 1968 Jeraldine Saunders, author of The Love Boats (on which the series is based) discovered her fiancé, the actor Albert Dekker, dead in his Hollywood home, bound, gagged, a syringe in each arm, his room ransacked. His death was ruled a suicide. Now THAT would make a great Love Boat episode!
The Love Boat was originally pitched as What if The Poseidon didn't capsize, and we just followed the different passengers and their loves and lives? Also, The Poseidon Adventure was originally a Love American Style episode called Love and the Upside Down Boat.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Love Boat was originally pitched as What if The Poseidon didn't capsize, and we just followed the different passengers and their loves and lives? Also, The Poseidon Adventure was originally a Love American Style episode called Love and the Upside Down Boat.
Take a movie title and replace the first noun with the first sentence of this post. So, for example, The Take a Movie Title and Replace the First Noun with the First Sentence of this Post of Oz. Actually, don't do that. Give me a sec.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Take a movie title and replace the first noun with the first sentence of this post. So, for example, The Take a Movie Title and Replace the First Noun with the First Sentence of this Post of Oz. Actually, don't do that. Give me a sec.
Chemistry major/dancer son home from college for holidays and helping me understand salicylates and butoh.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Chemistry major/dancer son home from college for holidays and helping me understand salicylates and butoh.
Watched 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) and I'm currently watching a The Love Boat episode, and I'm thinking I'd love to do The Love Nautilus. The three most annoying impressions in the 60s-80s were James Mason, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lorre. Wonderful oppurtunity to share that annoyance with you.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Watched 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) and I'm currently watching a The Love Boat episode, and I'm thinking I'd love to do The Love Nautilus. The three most annoying impressions in the 60s-80s were James Mason, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lorre. Wonderful oppurtunity to share that annoyance with you.
Last night's show at Institute 193, Hearty White's The Map, was a hit! Grateful to everyone who came (some from far away!). Thanks to John Ferguson and Joe Watts, the modern day Vertov/Kaufman brothers. And Robert Beatty, the modern day Robert Beatty.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Last night's show at Institute 193, Hearty White's The Map, was a hit! Grateful to everyone who came (some from far away!). Thanks to John Ferguson and Joe Watts, the modern day Vertov/Kaufman brothers. And Robert Beatty, the modern day Robert Beatty.
Attn: Burt Mustin heads, the 1969 Dragnet episode Homicide: DR-22 features Burt at his old timey best. Highly rated episode with snappy, peppy dialogue from Mr. Forever Ninety himself.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Attn: Burt Mustin heads, the 1969 Dragnet episode Homicide: DR-22 features Burt at his old timey best. Highly rated episode with snappy, peppy dialogue from Mr. Forever Ninety himself.
There's another timeline I've been to where Jesus and Hercules are one person named Jescules.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There's another timeline I've been to where Jesus and Hercules are one person named Jescules.
Soon the CDC website will sell protein powder and red light therapy headsets.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Soon the CDC website will sell protein powder and red light therapy headsets.
In a few hours, I get to shout at people about Sen no Rikyū and impermanance for an hour in front of video of my jumping in swimming pools and exploring dead malls, and they can't really leave because it's a small room. Ha! Gallery shows are not for the meek.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In a few hours, I get to shout at people about Sen no Rikyū and impermanance for an hour in front of video of my jumping in swimming pools and exploring dead malls, and they can't really leave because it's a small room. Ha! Gallery shows are not for the meek.
Nasomatto Black Afgano or Initio Oud for Greatness? Distant third is actual WD-40 (the original all-purpose lubricant, not the dupe frag).
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nasomatto Black Afgano or Initio Oud for Greatness? Distant third is actual WD-40 (the original all-purpose lubricant, not the dupe frag).
My signature scent back in the day was "just smoked pot, some pot and ash still on hands and jeans. Also rum."
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My signature scent back in the day was "just smoked pot, some pot and ash still on hands and jeans. Also rum."
Rehearsing for my live performance and I know what I'll be wearing clothes-wise, but still trying to pick a fragrance. Small room, no stage. Probably will be some hugging/air bisou. MOSTLY art people with some scientists.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Rehearsing for my live performance and I know what I'll be wearing clothes-wise, but still trying to pick a fragrance. Small room, no stage. Probably will be some hugging/air bisou. MOSTLY art people with some scientists.
Re-watched Darren McGavin's The Night Stalker (1972 film) and I think it's about press freedom in the face of government and police corruption. If we can't call a vampire a vampire, we're all doomed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Re-watched Darren McGavin's The Night Stalker (1972 film) and I think it's about press freedom in the face of government and police corruption. If we can't call a vampire a vampire, we're all doomed.
If you want to catch Hearty live before he goes back to just radio, and you're in the downtown Lexington area at 8ish, I recommend coming by Institute 193.
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you want to catch Hearty live before he goes back to just radio, and you're in the downtown Lexington area at 8ish, I recommend coming by Institute 193.
Glad they are stopping making pennies. They're gonna be worth something now!
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Glad they are stopping making pennies. They're gonna be worth something now!
Excited about the next part of my life which will be a reimagining of the previous parts.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Excited about the next part of my life which will be a reimagining of the previous parts.
Defying Gravity is awfully close to the title of my song Denying Gravity from my musical Isaac Newton Killed by Apple.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Defying Gravity is awfully close to the title of my song Denying Gravity from my musical Isaac Newton Killed by Apple.
The polite thing to do when you are asked a question that you don't want to answer, is to put on the oversized PeeWee Herman ear, cup your hand to it and say, "WHAT? WHAT?!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The polite thing to do when you are asked a question that you don't want to answer, is to put on the oversized PeeWee Herman ear, cup your hand to it and say, "WHAT? WHAT?!"