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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 1h

I should have just submitted the School for Spookality. Literally all I had to do was resize all the lightmaps to 32.

🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 1d

Literally being sabotaged by Comcast right now. If “Find Your Bag” doesnt work for you, please contact Comcast because at this point it is now their fault.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 1d

Fixed my spookality world. But cant upload because of Comcast having the outage of the century localized entirely on my apartment.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

But this also means naming your appliance brand “VOHLUGTY” will mean something like “Tree Penissed Paint Boot”.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

Tinisian (and its language family) use an exhaustive 120+ letter syllabary, which includes a reverse phoneme set. Every keyboard smash decodes into *something*. Which makes ”bottom text” (in the gayest sense) an often funny word-salad.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

Amazon-style brand names dont work on Tellis for a variety of reasons.
Mostly because Tinisian (1/3rd) does not allow single-word, non-specific trademarks (for MANY reasons), and because pretty much every keyboard-smash (HNERGFLIB, BODHJIKP, NICTEMAW) is actually a word In Tinisian.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sure they’ll get it. There’s only mention of plane tf, no actual plane tf.
It’s not them I’m worried about. It’s the kids that show up expecting a game and being very annoyed that there kinda isnt one now.

🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

I got it in. But the bag randomizer is completely non functional, so the game looks somewhat ironic

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

Basically: the refinement necessary to get this right was not attainable given the time.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

Running into some issues with networking which makes the first-player-writes-once approach initializing the world harder than it should be.
Also differences in player movements slightly bumping the monster around added up to making navmesh diverge way more at 3+ players. Somehow.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out its actually because I ran out of time and this conflicts with work.

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Skrime @skrime.bsky.social · 2d

Melting down and combining every type of scented candle to make "The Smell"

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antlers @cervine.online · Mar 15

The Art of Flying Tube

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 6d

Or eat it all at once!

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 7d

telling the kids this was ishkurs guide

lys @bedsores.rest · 8d

bringing back a classic

an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 7d

Going to lose the world jam because of this.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 7d

I’m confident that my Spookality submission bears no resemblance to this whatsoever.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 7d

That was a 30 minute tv show expanded into a 4 hour movie.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 7d

ok I finally saw Langoliers, The

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NFWstudios @nfwstudios.bsky.social · 11d

Day 4: Wings
W.C. Montague - After being beheaded during a terrible tornado, W.C. tries to go about his normal farm life, though he often complains about constantly feeling dizzy.
#Faketober2025

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adam musa @admooosa.bsky.social · 12d

commission for tempe...... 📠

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 17d

The evergreen strat of building a platform that can only be used for atrocity tourism.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 18d

Cooked by sudden and extraordinary amounts of rotation.

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 18d

Clues should be edible.

I mean, there should be a limit, but still. You should be allowed to eat at least 3 clues (to hide them from other players or eliminate those particular clues from the game)

The lesson here is obviously that if you don't like something, simply eat it.

Nature’s garbage can.

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