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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈

@hclou.bsky.social

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mostly here for unhinged hot takes & dogs. #hcloutattoos | #hclouart | books open! gentle illustrative tattooer & creative witch your favorite grandpa at cozy camp collective in stp, mn! book here: calendly.com/hclou patreon: patreon.com/hclou

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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Feb 8

dont have the budget for a tattoo or original art right now? thats okay! follow artists, boost their beautiful art, and/or join their patreons/kofi/whatever! its an easy and budget friendly way to support for anywhere from $0-$10/month! every dollar makes a difference to your local maker!

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Jun 4

resign, baby boy mayor jacob frey. we dont even like you. gtfo.

BB @brrawrr.bsky.social · Jun 4

Remember Minneapolitans, it's always okay to tell the boy mayor he's doing a terrible job, even if he's out having a drink with some friends. Offer him a high five and then do the "too slow" move and say "I only give high fives to mayors that don't suck." ITS NOT BULLYING IF ITS TRUE

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · May 30

im available! you can schedule at calendly.com/hclou!

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welcome to my scheduling page. appointments will be confirmed within 48 hours. for questions or to send additional reference photos, e-mail [email protected] or message me on instagram.com/hclou.

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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · May 1

flyyying
soooooooaringggg

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · May 1

more cow jumping plz

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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 29

i saw someone say that tinder is the sex app. i think im using this thing all wrong....

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 25

my submission to shark tank: weed grinder that screws onto a mason jar. its brilliant. sold. winner. done. boom. you're welcome, hipster stoners.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 25

but honestly, think of how many puppies i could get with $5k. id be rich in puppies. take that birthing bonus.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 25

it costs nearly $300,000 to raise a child in the us. a $5,000 baby bonus is literally 1.67% of that estimate. trying to boost the birth rate in these times are ripening the conditions for continued trajectory toward fascism.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 23

i guess being on tinder confirms that i am totally a pick me girl. lol.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 23

my research shows that someone will swipe right on me no matter what unhinged shit i put on my tinder profile.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 23

spoiler: i did laundry at 930am instead.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 23

i just realized i can do laundry whenever i want. like there isnt a laundry curfew. i am an adult and i can launder clothes at 939pm if i want.

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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 23

i put it in my profile to see if it works.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 22

why does everyone on tinder want a person to swipe right if they have daddy issues?

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 22

ive reached peak hotness because a 25 year old clown just liked me on a dating app.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 18

im in new york city rn.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 18

i block all cops on tinder.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 17

"11:11 make a wish lol" is 100% the level of game i bring to every romantic interaction and youre welcome.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 17

sometimes when im feeling down, i get high, eat fruit, and use my tinder account in passport mode to remind myself that im not just midwest hot, but also hot on both costs and most major metropolitans.

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hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 17

lol. just kidding.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 17

i think an 11 minute space visit would fix me.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 16

jon stewart? sure, he could get it. i said what i said.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 14

so many cis straight married women are worried about how women are oppressed by the save act... but lets also remember that anyone with minoritized genders is impacted by name changes and voting in the us. queer and trans folx and ANYONE with minoritized genders are impacted.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 11

just had my first autistic meltdown of q2. i would like a little cookie please.

hc lou (she/they) 🧡🪩🌈 @hclou.bsky.social · Apr 10