HazyCRT
@hazycrt.bsky.social
20, she/her
growthpilled hypercel or whatever the kids say nowadays
NSFW posts basically all the time | NO MINORS. OVER 18 ONLY
growthpilled hypercel or whatever the kids say nowadays
NSFW posts basically all the time | NO MINORS. OVER 18 ONLY
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HazyCRT
@hazycrt.bsky.social
· Oct 18
The Fertility of Destruction - HazyCRT - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
So! I finally wrote a longer work and I definitely didn't do it while really sleep deprived. I hope you enjoy, and I proudly present:
THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.
archiveofourown.org/works/72679596
THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.
archiveofourown.org/works/72679596
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teto boobs
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
teto boobs
Girl who keeps turning the volume on her TV up, not realising she's holding the wrong remote.
Before long, her now city-sized dick's long since melted the walls with some horrifyingly rancid solid cumlogs, and she's none the wiser.
Better try turning it up again. Maybe it'll work this time...
Before long, her now city-sized dick's long since melted the walls with some horrifyingly rancid solid cumlogs, and she's none the wiser.
Better try turning it up again. Maybe it'll work this time...
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Girl who keeps turning the volume on her TV up, not realising she's holding the wrong remote.
Before long, her now city-sized dick's long since melted the walls with some horrifyingly rancid solid cumlogs, and she's none the wiser.
Better try turning it up again. Maybe it'll work this time...
Before long, her now city-sized dick's long since melted the walls with some horrifyingly rancid solid cumlogs, and she's none the wiser.
Better try turning it up again. Maybe it'll work this time...
(Z-A MEGA DIMENSION DLC CONTENT)
i am sooooo normal. : )
i am sooooo normal. : )
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
(Z-A MEGA DIMENSION DLC CONTENT)
i am sooooo normal. : )
i am sooooo normal. : )
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S AN ENTIRE ZONE CALLED "HYPER SPACE" IN POKEMON NOW. INFINITE POTENTIAL FOR WRITING AND ARTISTS ALIKE
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S AN ENTIRE ZONE CALLED "HYPER SPACE" IN POKEMON NOW. INFINITE POTENTIAL FOR WRITING AND ARTISTS ALIKE
no post tonight sorry!! pokemon z-a dlc my beloved..
...may have to do a pokemon-related thread tomorrow though :p
...may have to do a pokemon-related thread tomorrow though :p
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
no post tonight sorry!! pokemon z-a dlc my beloved..
...may have to do a pokemon-related thread tomorrow though :p
...may have to do a pokemon-related thread tomorrow though :p
if silksong or e33 doesn't win game of the year i'm going to slamfuck a populated planet
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
if silksong or e33 doesn't win game of the year i'm going to slamfuck a populated planet
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downloaded Moho to try it out and I was really impressed by how intuitive it was to learn. Next time though I'll try a little less tweening
anyway here's Yoko
anyway here's Yoko
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
downloaded Moho to try it out and I was really impressed by how intuitive it was to learn. Next time though I'll try a little less tweening
anyway here's Yoko
anyway here's Yoko
Been thinking about Bridget... with a really big dick... like her dick is actively puncturing through the core of planets like it's nothing and spewing solid semen across the universe..... she's so cool and sweet and goals.............
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Been thinking about Bridget... with a really big dick... like her dick is actively puncturing through the core of planets like it's nothing and spewing solid semen across the universe..... she's so cool and sweet and goals.............
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Some Paizuri wall action for @lafka.bsky.social's twins.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Some Paizuri wall action for @lafka.bsky.social's twins.
Sure, Pokémon has Rare Candies, but like... Think about all of the EV material potential!
Protein and Calcium up your bust and dick size, Iron and Zinc embiggen ass and thighs, and HP UP and Carbos are a virility increase.
Just don't use TOO many or you'll paint the neighboring region white...
Protein and Calcium up your bust and dick size, Iron and Zinc embiggen ass and thighs, and HP UP and Carbos are a virility increase.
Just don't use TOO many or you'll paint the neighboring region white...
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sure, Pokémon has Rare Candies, but like... Think about all of the EV material potential!
Protein and Calcium up your bust and dick size, Iron and Zinc embiggen ass and thighs, and HP UP and Carbos are a virility increase.
Just don't use TOO many or you'll paint the neighboring region white...
Protein and Calcium up your bust and dick size, Iron and Zinc embiggen ass and thighs, and HP UP and Carbos are a virility increase.
Just don't use TOO many or you'll paint the neighboring region white...
(NSFW)
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
(NSFW)
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
(CW: NSFW HYPER WEIGHT GAIN!)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(CW: NSFW HYPER WEIGHT GAIN!)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
hyper weight post incoming! thought i might give my story threads a quick switch up and grow the whole damn body for once
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
hyper weight post incoming! thought i might give my story threads a quick switch up and grow the whole damn body for once
UPDATE TO MY PREVIOUS POST: I will NOT be putting cumlogs outside of the houses of scalpers. only genuine collectors. i hope you're happy
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
UPDATE TO MY PREVIOUS POST: I will NOT be putting cumlogs outside of the houses of scalpers. only genuine collectors. i hope you're happy
breaking hornypost talk for a minute: they sold out of pokemon advent calendars over here :(
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
breaking hornypost talk for a minute: they sold out of pokemon advent calendars over here :(
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
with every cup noodle i eat another asset on a mystery person quadruples in size, this is totally definitely real. i will be eating another tonight. each of you has a 1/82613384(ish) chance. good luck
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
with every cup noodle i eat another asset on a mystery person quadruples in size, this is totally definitely real. i will be eating another tonight. each of you has a 1/82613384(ish) chance. good luck
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Well, the summer (and most of fall) have ended, seems like a good time to take advantage of all those empty pools, right?~
If only.
If only.
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well, the summer (and most of fall) have ended, seems like a good time to take advantage of all those empty pools, right?~
If only.
If only.
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Drew up @kan-sais.bsky.social's gal cause she was one of the November vote winners and also she activates neurons.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Drew up @kan-sais.bsky.social's gal cause she was one of the November vote winners and also she activates neurons.
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College teacher who rewards their students with a "special incentive" to get good grades - a cup size increase depending on the letter you get!
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
College teacher who rewards their students with a "special incentive" to get good grades - a cup size increase depending on the letter you get!
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
If post limits got removed and each post also conveniently squared or cubed my cup size I think social media would be a lot better tbh
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If post limits got removed and each post also conveniently squared or cubed my cup size I think social media would be a lot better tbh
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"i'll make a post that's less than three posts" she says. "it's going to be really short" she says. (lie)
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"i'll make a post that's less than three posts" she says. "it's going to be really short" she says. (lie)
(NSFW+HYPER!)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
(NSFW+HYPER!)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
there's a fly that keeps trying to land on my screen whenever i start typing and just refuses to be caught. i like to think it's a fan of my work
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
there's a fly that keeps trying to land on my screen whenever i start typing and just refuses to be caught. i like to think it's a fan of my work