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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 3d

So! I finally wrote a longer work and I definitely didn't do it while really sleep deprived. I hope you enjoy, and I proudly present:

THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.

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The Fertility of Destruction - HazyCRT - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 2d

Just checked my smart watch, and it says my vitality is pretty good.

It also has a setting for virility, and it's saying 100%.

Now I don't know about you, but considering I've just doused infinite universes with ANOTHER single impossibly big cum rope, I'd say my virility should be PAST 100%, hmm?~

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 3d

The Fertility of Destruction - HazyCRT - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 3d

STOP. FUCKING. SQUIRMING.

*CRUNCH*

Hah, I can still feel parts of you becoming part of my seed, I can't believe it!

Oh, 2918C/5284F? Not bad, not bad... But I could go for more.

...Hm, I wonder if there's a delivery driver or ten around to add to my next universe-melting cumshot~?

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 3d

*chhk*

Why am I locking the door? Just a precaution. I don't like it when my prey gets away from me, and you seem like a runner.

You seem confused. Well, what if I just lift my skirt, and--

*RRRRRRUMBLEEEE*

My, I had no clue how empty I looked... But YOU'LL help me out, ehehe. C'mere~

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you, thank you, just put it anywhere! By that rock solid, off-white, uh... decoration, yes, that'll do.

You think I'm pretty cute? Aww, I'm so happy you think so! In fact, I'm REALLY happy. You couldn't have come at a better time.

In fact, you might be VERY useful to me~

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 3d

Ugh, my flat is SO cold, and I've been needing to warm it up. Not to mention, my heating provider charges through the nose...

If only I could get these huge cumtanks of mine to really boil and heat up the room! Hmm...

*Bzzzzzt*

Oh? A package? For me? Well, would you mind coming right up?~

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 19d

YOU GOTTA. THE QUETTAHEADS GOTTA SEE IT

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Wally @waluigitime16.bsky.social · 23d

cujrious...giant..

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 24d

Tell you what, I'll be nice and let you walk away.

Yep, totally! In fact, I'll *CHURN* give you something to remember me by.

...If the stench and the velocity of the PAST-INFINITE cumlog doesn't obliterate you, that is...

Ahem! *RUMBLE* Ready~?

Open wiiiiide~

*SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT~~~*

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 24d

I mean, what were you expecting, a mega-hyper like ME to fit on that puny little thing? Please, you're cracking me up!

Though, I have to say, I'm still a little annoyed. You shouldn't have taken a photo without my say-so!

I COULD punish you, but I still have to let some more of this out...

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 24d

Hm? What's that-

OH! Sorry, I was so busy flooding another dimension with allllll this pre that I couldn't hear you over my massive, churning balls~

Ahem, what did you want?

...Your camera broke when you were trying to take a picture of me? Is that so?

Out of storage, you say~?

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Ferrous aka rustandbolts @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 25d

Some Marisa dong and solid cum for @neuronrapid.bsky.social

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 24d

saw someone say that their "meal was orgasmically good" and asked me if i agreed. well, i just HAD to oblige.

anyways HELLO reality number 583545436758657264654376457, fingers crossed yall don't get flooded too :)

HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Sep 21

it's been THREE WEEKS since i last posted? well, no, actually, it's actually also been a second, but you're not wrong. fucking reality with an indescribably large dick until it breaks doesn't exactly bode well for the flow of time i guess

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 31

happy miku day everyone! very tempted to make a growth-themed post about miku. like id ever do that. hahaha. haha. ha.

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June (Freak Edition) @shewhospeaksinsize.bsky.social · Aug 31

my lizard looking fly as hell done by @waluigitime16.bsky.social ever so kindly

god i fucking love cape jackets

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 29

remember! if you're going on holiday, don't go into the sea, or you could risk your compressors malfunctioning. i mean, not that it's happened to me before, but... let's just say that there's a few less realities around after i decided to go swimming, y'know~?

HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 28

if my assets grew an inch every time i had an issue with windows i would be destroying the omniverse right now. my goodness i love this os

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 27

moral of the story: never take dick pics on a cursed camera. nothing good could ever come of this (or a lot of good depending on your viewpoint)

they say the camera adds a few pounds, but she didn't expect it to be taken literally. just one quick dick pic on this old film camera, just for a joke...

huh, it feels strange, and somehow bigger? eh, it's probably nothing!

just one more for the album! one more for fun. ONE MORE.

at this point, she's surprised she can still get it in frame now it's penetrating another universe, but one more picture wouldn't hurt... right?

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Ferrous aka rustandbolts @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · Aug 25

Yagokoro was nice enough to let me do what i wanted for a comm, so have some Micha letting out a tiny fraction of precum.

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Ferrous aka rustandbolts @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · Aug 25

Doodled some paper sketches, a Teto and a Tomoko

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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · Aug 25

Dicking down that gorgeous woman until you stimulate her prostate enough she can finally get there and unclog her balls. She tells you to just keep fucking her ass while she has a 5 minute long straining ejaculation letting a rope of solid semen steadily crawls out her cock.

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 24

followup: robotgirl that tries to run doom on her os and immediately bluescreens, stuck in a bootloop that has a permanent 0.1x growth modifier every time it restarts

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 24

robot girl who downloads an unlicensed zip file that DEFINITELY contains the updates to her software instead of paying for the official version, so nothing would go wrong

that file was DEFINITELY not a zipbomb, and her dick was always that big... yeah, it was ALWAYS city-sized... mhmmmmmmmm...

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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · Aug 21

girl that finds a green pill in her otherwise beige progesterone pills and shrugs before boofing it and going to bed.

girl who now infinitely shoots solid cum ropes the size of several solar systems and seems to be speeding up, and by the look on her face, she doesn't want to stop any time soon...

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